I'm a crispy college student? It’s really hard to kill the whole network!

Chapter 47 Do you call this a big thank you feedback?

Forget about stab-resistant clothing and helmets.

What the hell is an explosion-proof car?

Are vulnerable college students worthy of your use of explosion-proof vehicles?

Netizens in the live broadcast room sighed.

"Some people appear to be principals, but actually want to be teachers."

"The Agricultural University is too scary. I'm afraid no one will dare to apply for it in the future, right?"

"Not necessarily. Some straight men like this hard-core college style. Maybe more people will apply."

"Brother Angkor is really the living father of the students of the Agricultural University. If he gets sick one or two more times, I can't even imagine what the Agricultural University University will be transformed into!"

"I heard that the sports club of Agricultural University already has a professional medical team stationed there, and the city hospital is even considering building a new medical building inside Agricultural University."

Looking at the discussion among netizens, Wu Bin felt that Agricultural University was getting more and more outrageous.

It’s so annoying, I don’t want to go back to jail!
Thinking of this, Wu Bin said to Xu Wenyao: "Principal, I want to take a sick leave."

"Ok?"

Xu Wenyao didn't understand.

"Aren't you on sick leave right now?"

"No, principal. I want to use this time to go out for a walk and relax."

"Dean Lu said traveling would be helpful for my recovery."

Lu Changshi, who was drinking tea and watching the live broadcast in the office, shook his hands and choked and coughed.

When did he say such a thing!

This bitch keeps telling lies when he opens his mouth!

Xu Wenyao did not rush to answer, but began to think.

Wu Bin had many accidents at school during this time.

Although he can take advantage of the enthusiasm and carry out reforms every time, his body is honestly a bit too much.

Especially Wu Bin's illness became more and more serious every time.

The moment the white cloth was covered this time, Xu Wenyao felt as if his own son had died. It was so exhausting.

"It's good to go out and relax, but you have to pay attention to safety."

"Tell me, how long do you want to take leave? Is one month enough?"

The corners of Wu Bin's mouth twitched.

This Lao Deng wishes he could die outside, right?

"It won't take that long principal, I think a week should be enough."

Xu Wenyao shook his head and said seriously: "Since we are relaxing, we must leave enough time."

"In this way, let's each take a step back. I'll grant you half a month's leave, and the school will cover your travel expenses and other expenses."

"Relax and don't rush."

Okay, now it’s confirmed, Lao Deng just wants to die outside.

After a brief chat with Wu Bin, Xu Wenyao's apples were peeled.

He waved goodbye to Wu Bin and left the ward while chewing an apple.

Wu Bin:......

Okay, okay, this is how you visit a doctor, right?

This Principal Xu is a bit difficult to deal with.

Just as Wu Bin was thinking this, a system prompt rang in his mind.

Ding.

[Congratulations to the host, a disease has been successfully cured and 200 life coins have been obtained]

[New diseases are ready for you, please select]

[Please host to make a choice within ten minutes, otherwise the system will randomly match you with a suitable disease]

This time I was given 200 life coins?

Could it be that the number of life coins has nothing to do with the severity of the disease but the degree of pain?
If this is the case, then you are playing too perverted the system.

Wu Bin looked at the three options given by the system.

To his surprise, all three options were refreshed!
Something is wrong, very wrong!

Wu Bin felt that the system was going to give him a hard time!
"Burning, suffocation, haemorrhaging?"

Worthy!

Is it so painful?

Just looking at the name Wu Bin almost makes me pee. What kind of trouble are you going to make with the system!
Burning?

what?
Is this the way a serious person can think of dying?

Can this also be called a disease?

This is torture!
"Classmate Wu Bin, why do I feel that your face doesn't look good?"

Wu Binren was numb, and he weakly said to He Bingbing: "Sister Bingbing, do you know anyone who sells insurance? I want to buy an insurance for myself."

He Bingbing shook her head.

"Our program team has long thought about buying insurance for you, but the insurance company doesn't agree. You have been blacklisted by all insurance companies."

Wu Bin:......

Wu Bin was angry.

"Why do these insurance companies put me on the blacklist? Can't I just make money based on my skills?"

He Bingbing smiled.

Netizens even laughed.

"Since you're still alive like this, insurance won't dare to guarantee you."

"Are you making money with your skills? You are making money with your life!"

"You risk your life when others try to make you a living, and you are wronged when they put you on the blacklist."

"King of Hell: I have money here. Come and get it."

Seeing that it was impossible to buy insurance, Wu Bin could only turn his attention to those three options again.

There is no need to consider burning. It is the most painful way to die and is only chosen by fools.

Choking or haemorrhage, which one to choose?
After Wu Bin hesitated for a moment, he finally chose to bleed heavily.

Anyway, I despise death, so I can't bleed myself to death, right?
[The host has made a choice]

[Next disease: hemorrhage]

[Warning: Bleeding is a special state. When the host is in a dead state, continued bleeding will continue to deduct reputation points]

Oh shit!
You didn't fucking tell me earlier!

Wu Bin was anxious.

He can survive only by his reputation of defying death.

If the heavy bleeding directly deducted the reputation value, wouldn't he have sent it quickly?

Dog system, you are really not a human being!
I know that scolding me now will definitely not work.

Wu Bin could only open the store and start actively helping himself.

Fortunately, he now has 800 life coins, which makes him rich!
But when he saw the products in the store, Wu Bin fell silent.

[Blood splashes in all directions: Use this skill, blood will splash evenly in all directions, very beautiful, exchange price: 300 life coins]

[Colorful: Using this skill, the blood can turn into any color, exchange price: 300 life coins]

No, are you kidding me?
Are you going to imitate Penguin and sell colorful special effects here?
Can I get something useful?
I don’t want special effects, I want to live!

Holding back his anger and continuing to scroll down, Wu Bin finally saw the two most useful skills.

[Nano rescue: Using this skill, you can summon a nano team for rescue, exchange price: 100 life coins]

[Blood Desire: Using this skill, you can replenish yourself with blood by eating the blood of other animals, exchange price: 300 gold coins]

Finally found two useful skills!
Wu Bin did not hesitate and paid directly!
Ding.

[Congratulations to the host, the purchase was successful]

【Thank you for your purchase】

[The mall is giving back a lot of thanks and gives you a special effect - massive blood collapse! 】

what?
Is this a big fucking thank you?
You are an undercover agent sent by the Lord of Hell, right?

Wu Bin was so angry that his whole body was shaking.

He regretted it, really regretted it.

If I had known better, I would have just chosen suffocation.

What kind of hemorrhage was chosen? This time it directly evolved into a hemorrhagic collapse!

At this moment, Li Guotai and Lu Changshi came in from outside with a smile.

"How's it going, boy? I heard you're going on a trip?"

Wu Bin immediately held Li Guotai's hand and said excitedly: "Dean Li, I have type B blood. Do you know this?"

Li Guotai:? ? ?

(End of this chapter)