I'm a crispy college student? It’s really hard to kill the whole network!

Chapter 27 The Holy Body of the Innate White Mouse

Just when Xu Wenyao notified the Academic Affairs Office for a meeting, Wu Bin had been sent to the hospital again.

Li Guotai ran out with a group of experts. The experts behind him all had bright eyes and were gearing up.

"What's wrong? Why is this kid back again?"

"Quickly, let me ask what the problem is and which department it is in charge of?"

"It can't be cardiac surgery again, right?"

"I really hope it's a disease in our department. I haven't published a decent medical research paper in many years."

Listening to what the experts said, He Bingbing's expression was wonderful.

Unlike the first time Wu Bin was sent here, this time the doctors didn't seem to be very worried.

Could it be said that they are already so confident?

He Bingbing's feeling was actually correct.

If Li Guotai hadn't stopped him in front, they would have rushed over to ask Wu Bin what was going on.

Now Wu Bin is a treasure in the eyes of these doctors.

The holy body of a natural guinea pig!
Not only were the physical data every time he was sent to their hospital extremely bad, but he was always on the verge of life and death.

Others have half-stepped into the gate of hell, but he is jumping left and right in front of the gate of hell!
Using Schrödinger's theory, Wu Bin seems to be in a quantum superposition state.

You thought he was dead, but he was indeed alive.

You think he can survive, but when you look at his various indicators and data, you will shout "fuck".

Isn’t this fucking dead?

Li Guotai ran up to ask what was going on, and the doctor in charge of transporting him told him the whole story.

Li Guotai was immediately shocked.

"You mean, he got so angry while playing games?"

The doctor responsible for the transfer was also a little embarrassed.

"Yes, Dean, I wouldn't believe it if we weren't there."

Li Guotai:......

This kid always brings surprises to himself!

He Bingbing approached him and asked, "Dean Li, what do you think Wu Bin is doing now?"

Li Guotai was rich in experience. Based on Wu Bin's actions before the onset of the disease and his current state, Li Guotai judged: "The person who was fainted should have a cerebral infarction."

"Where are the brain experts? Come here quickly."

When a group of experts heard Li Guotai calling them, each one was more active than anyone else and ran out quickly.

"Here we are, Dean, we are here."

It has to be said that there are specialties in the art industry.

Li Guotai could only make a rough judgment, but when these brain experts came to examine it, they immediately came to a conclusion.

"It is indeed a cerebral infarction, and judging from this situation, it should be a cerebral infarction caused by small artery occlusion."

He Bingbing listened a little confused.

"Excuse me, what is cerebral infarction caused by small artery occlusion?"

Li Guotai explained: "It is hyalinization of arterioles caused by hypertension, arteriosclerosis and the like."

"You can understand it this way: elevated blood pressure causes changes in blood vessels, which blocks blood flow and leads to obstruction."

He Bingbing nodded to show that she understood.

"Is cerebral infarction more serious than myocardial infarction?"

Just as Li Guotai was about to speak, a group of brain experts suddenly screamed in surprise.

"Damn it, why did his blood oxygen drop so fast?"

"Hurry to the emergency room and get rescued immediately!" "Who is that? Prepare for surgery immediately!"

A group of experts who were quite calm at first were instantly frightened to death after installing various monitoring instruments on Wu Bin.

Although they had already had psychological expectations, they were still frightened when they actually saw Wu Bin's statistics.

This kid is dying!
As doctors, they instinctively became nervous when they saw this data.

Watching a group of experts hurriedly pushing Wu Bin into the emergency room, netizens in the live broadcast room had mixed emotions.

"Even though I know the occasion is wrong, why do I want to laugh."

"One second they were chatting and laughing, and the next second they were in a state of panic. This is the little shock that the crispy college students gave them."

"Indeed, I just saw two doctors whose faces turned pale with fright. I thought they were about to get sick, hahaha."

"With these physical data, can you not be nervous?"

Not only netizens are laughing, but other doctors are also laughing.

Only doctors who have treated Wu Bin know that operating on him is both painful and pleasurable.

The pain was felt when Wu Binyi was pushed into the emergency room. All the data seemed to tell the doctor that there was no need to resuscitate him and he should just be buried.

This is quite stressful for most doctors.

But the joy is that Wu Bin has great recovery ability!

The same medicine was used on him, and the effect was surprisingly good!

Therefore, if you want to obtain precious medical data from Wu Bin, the doctor himself must first resist the pressure.

Li Guotai did not follow.

Although he is the dean, he is not a decathlete.

Leave professional matters to professionals.

But to give He Bingbing some popular science, this Li Guotai can still do it.

"Just now, Miss He, you asked whether cerebral infarction is more dangerous than myocardial infarction. In fact, this question is a bit one-sided."

"In terms of risk, the risk of myocardial infarction is actually greater."

"Because once a myocardial infarction occurs, the heart can't beat, and blood cannot be sent to other parts of the body, then there is a high probability that the person will die suddenly."

"So patients with myocardial infarction have the highest mortality rate because they often don't have professional medical staff around them when they get sick, and no one can give them cardiopulmonary resuscitation."

After hearing what Li Guotai said, He Bingbing asked: "Dean Li, do you mean to say that as long as someone knows cardiopulmonary resuscitation, a patient with myocardial infarction can be saved?"

Li Guotai shook his head.

"There is a chance that he can be rescued, but the probability is not high."

"Firstly, it is the cause of myocardial infarction itself, and secondly, many people nowadays don't actually know how to perform cardiopulmonary resuscitation."

"People who have not received professional training think that CPR is just about compressing the chest and blowing air from mouth to mouth, but in fact every step of CPR is very particular."

"Let me just say this, professional cardiopulmonary resuscitation is very physically demanding, and correct and continuous cardiopulmonary resuscitation will inevitably break the patient's ribs."

Netizens felt incredible after hearing this.

"Holy crap, is cardiopulmonary resuscitation so demanding? I always thought I could do it."

"I once met a buddy who also said he knew CPR. I asked him to demonstrate it and he almost died laughing."

"He understood blowing to mean inhaling through the nose and exhaling through the mouth."

"I didn't understand the one upstairs. Is there anything wrong with breathing in through the nose and out through the mouth?"

"Brother, what you breathe in through your nose is oxygen, and what comes out of your mouth is waste gas. You use waste gas to give people CPR?"

"Patient: Thank you, you passed away peacefully."

After Li Guotai's popular science, many netizens in the live broadcast room suddenly realized that cardiopulmonary resuscitation is not simple at all.

If you blindly perform CPR on others, it will only be counterproductive.

(End of this chapter)