I am a fairy in the world of mortals

Chapter 32 I really preached all night (please read it)
Li Lang threw away the drumstick and said with a smile: "I'm tired from playing the drums and I'm sweaty. Can you help me wash it off?"

The jade lady's snow-white cheeks were covered with red clouds, like a shy girl, but after lowering her head, she nodded slightly.

Then she half-covered her face with the ribbons on her sleeves, and her pretty chin was white with a beautiful blush, making people imagine how shy she must be at this moment.

She is really a woman like a mimosa!
Many people may think so at this moment.

Some lies are known to be false, but as long as they show an attitude, men are still willing to believe them.

For example, it was only her first time.

It's just special to me.

The sports meeting that year was too fast and the movements were large.

Her ex-boyfriend was a scumbag and cheated on her as an ignorant little girl.

Lady Jade's shyness was staged, but every man present at this moment was willing to believe that it was true.

Holding his arm with Madam Jade, who was about the same size as himself, Li Lang waved his hand at Spurs, and then disappeared with Madam Jade at the end of the corridor.

He left behind a lot of envious, jealous, and hateful looks.

"Young monk, a mud cow drowns in the sea! I don't know the depth! Ridiculous! Ridiculous!" A scholar said sourly.

"What are you talking about, stinking scholar? How can the Jade Lady be pure and pure, and be like a vast ocean?" A wealthy businessman said with an unconvinced stare.

In the courtyard, many people immediately divided into two groups and started making noise.

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In the warm bath, the beautiful lady, who was wearing a thin gauze but was more attractive than not wearing any clothes, was rubbing Li Lang's back.

Li Lang sat in the bathtub, eyes half-squinted, obviously enjoying himself.

But gradually, Lady Jade's slender hands began to become dishonest.

Li Lang caught him and said with a smile: "Don't worry, it's still early!"

Lady Jade said softly: "Does that drum music have a name?"

"General's order!" Li Lang said.

"General's order... No wonder there is a surging and murderous atmosphere. If I can compose a dance for this song, I will die without regrets!" Lady Jade came close to her, with her snow-white skin, in the warm soup pool. , soaked in a pink-like color.

Li Lang said: "You choreograph your own dance. I will come and take a look when I have time. If the choreography is good, I will have other songs here, which are not worse than the general's order. They can all be played by you."

If Lady Jade really becomes popular thanks to General Order and the choreography that goes with it, it will also be good for Li Lang.

The three major elements for upgrading the status of Qingyang Temple are strength, fame and the beauty of surrender.

All three are important, but they complement each other.

"Young master, you must keep your word...!" Lady Jade had completely settled into Li Lang's arms.

Just a little bit away, the long sword is sheathed and the horse is released to Nanshan.

But Li Lang is a wild horse, and Lady Jade has no grassland.

She is a fierce tiger with pure white skin.

"A monk... don't lie!" Li Lang hugged the beauty with both hands and clasped his hands.

Lady Jade gave a sweet smile, then pulled away gracefully, pushed away the waves and swam away: "You are just a flower monk, I don't believe what you say!"

Li Lang swam forward, grabbed the opponent's seemingly slender but actually fleshy ankle, and then pulled him back.

"Then how can you trust me?" Li Lang asked.

Lady Jade turned her head, but did not struggle to move Li Lang's fingers.

"I heard that a man can only take his words seriously at that time," Lady Jade said.

Li Lang asked: "When will you tell me clearly?"

"Hate, you are so bad!"

"You are so bad at a young age. When you grow up, you will probably make many girls from good families shed tears!" Lady Jade used her dragon-capturing hand, and then her beautiful eyes suddenly widened.

This is really... a person cannot be judged by his appearance.

Even Li Lang himself didn't expect that he might look ordinary at ordinary times, but as long as he filled up his anger level, he could instantly transform from Dr. Banner into the Hulk.

Is there any benefit to time travel?

He really didn't know that before.

At this moment, Lady Jade really wanted to run away.

But he was caught by Li Lang and pressed down gently. Lady Jade's eyebrows wavered, and then she quietly dived into the water.

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"Sea of ​​suffering! Turn up love and hate!"

"In this world, it's hard to escape~fate!"

Li Lang lay with his head up on the stone wall of the bath and couldn't help but sing.

The song was very sad, just like Li Lang's mood at this time.

"My hand passes through your black hair, and my eyes pass through your mood. Such deep feelings will float away and turn into smoke in a blink of an eye."

One song after another, until the singing gradually faded and the song ended with a haggard look.

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At Mao hour, the sun rises with rays, and the lamb's fur is like ointment.

Li Lang walked out of Tianbai Tower, fluttering his sleeves and striding away, dressed in white, looking cool and free.

What happened yesterday remains yesterday.

Today’s events need to be seen again.

Although he is drunk and gentle, he is still a hot and pure good boy.

Stepping on the morning dew and returning to Qingyang Temple, Li Lang stood in front of the sun measuring stone in front of Wangxue Hall, stretched out his palm and pressed it on the translucent blue stone pillar.

In an instant, the originally cyan stone pillar began to glow with a burning red light.

The color is pure and without any color.

Li Lang nodded with satisfaction.

Sure enough!

The breath of the human body divides yin and yang from top to bottom.

This is especially true for women.

Therefore, although you should not play in the valley, you should not waste it on the ancient road.

But there are still many ways to avoid risks and feel tenderness.

Li Lang is not a very traditional person, and he does not have to use traditional methods to relieve loneliness.

Returning to the small courtyard and resting for a few hours, Huiqing came to visit at noon.

"Congratulations, your ranking has risen two places."

"The beautiful lady from Tianbai Tower is a tough nut to crack, and you actually chewed her off." Hui Qing said to Li Lang with a smile, as if I saw you right.

Li Lang said: "In fact, it's not difficult. It's just that when it comes to Madam Jade, if you only talk about interests and not about feelings, it won't be difficult to win her over."

Some monks in Wangxue Hall thought that they were going to have a romantic relationship with the oiran who stayed overnight to give lectures but could not spend a penny.

Doing this may be effective for those young ladies who still have illusions about love.

But Lady Jade has long since passed that period and is very pragmatic.

Li Lang can bring her greater benefits, so why doesn't she want to be humble?

"By the way, how many monks of the Hui generation are there in Wangxue Hall?" Li Lang asked.

Huiqing said: "The Hui generation is the most numerous in Qingyang Temple, with more than a hundred people. However, there are only twenty-one people who are still in Wangxue Hall."

"Apart from you and me, only Hui Man has the chance to enter the Xue generation."

When he said this, Huiqing had a kind of magnanimity, and the only heroes in the world were the emperor and Caoer.

"Thank you for your respect! It's really an honor!" Li Lang said.

"It's not a reward. You are different from the other useless toddlers in Handan. They can only imitate Patriarch Yunxue. Only you, me and Hui Meng have a chance to surpass Patriarch Yunxue."

"If we can't surpass Patriarch Yunxue, how can we solve the dilemma that Qingyang Temple has faced for many years?" Huiqing said.

Li Lang didn't want to continue talking about this topic, so he changed the subject and said, "By the way! Regarding longevity skills, I still have a question. Can practicing longevity skills lead to immortality?"

Huiqing shook his head and said, "I don't know!"

"Don't know?" Li Lang was surprised.

"There is no upper limit to the life-extending effect of longevity skills, but the upper limit is human beings."

"This is a battle against time. Only those who can outrun time can be the masters of time!"

(End of this chapter)