I am a fairy in the world of mortals

Chapter 115 It’s hard to see the beauty of heaven, and it’s hard to see the supreme being

"Do you want to see the Queen?" Xue Qing stuck out her bald head from behind the window, interrupting Xuemang's upcoming answer.

Xuemang opened her mouth, then closed it again. She sat quietly on the main seat, picked up a cup of tea and sipped it slowly.

Li Lang sighed.

He had tried his best to avoid Xue Qing. Although this could not be concealed from Xue Qing, who had sharp five senses and could cover an area with the magical power of 'Soaring Clouds and Driving Mist' for surveillance, Li Lang thought that as an adult, he should know what it means to deliberately avoid , just don’t want to communicate with it.

"If you want to see the Queen, come and ask me!"

"If you ask him what he is doing, he has never seen the Queen!" Xue Qing said with pride.

Li Lang turned his head in surprise and looked at Xuemang: "Have you never seen the Queen?"

Xuemang opened her mouth and was about to explain when she heard Xue Qing say again: "On the day I met the Queen, he cut off my back and was injured by someone, so I missed it."

Li Lang asked strangely: "You need to have a fight before meeting the Queen? He also got his leg injured?"

What's going on? Isn't this the capital?

Isn't it at the feet of the Emperor, the most virtuous place?

Just like that, blocking the person the emperor wants to see in the street? Is this still the heyday of the Great Qian Dynasty when the national fortune is at its peak? Why does it sound like a scene that only happens at the end of the dynasty?
"This...it's a long story!" Xue Qing felt a little embarrassed.

"To make a long story short, let's focus on the key points." Li Lang said.

Xuemang finally found the opportunity to speak this time: "He was drinking wine without any money, and he was chased and beaten. I went to find him and helped him stay and pay. It was an accidental injury!"

Li Lang: "...!"

That makes sense.

Although he is a cultivator, Erxue still has moral integrity and is not unreasonable. If he is chased and beaten by ordinary people, it is naturally difficult to fight back.

Of course, it cannot be ruled out that Xuemang took this opportunity to deliberately avoid meeting the Queen.

Thinking about it, Li Lang glanced twice more at this 'Second Senior Brother' who seemed a little arrogant.

Although they are both Xue generation, Xue Yu and Xue Ya are obviously from the previous generation.

Counting Li Lang, Xue Qing, and Xuemang, Xue Qing can be regarded as the senior brother, and Xuemang is of course the second senior brother.

"Listen to what you said, if you want to see the Queen, you have to wait for the Queen to specially summon you. You are not qualified to meet directly?" Li Lang suddenly woke up from what the two said.

Then he thought that he wanted to see Huangfu's internal minister, but Zhou Bo said it was difficult to do so, let alone the queen?
"Is there any special way?" Li Lang asked.

Xue Qing said: "Yes! Why not? It was about twenty years ago! There was a senior who wrote a love poem on the street and gave it to the Queen. The content was quite explicit and it caused a big sensation. He met the Queen directly. .”

"Then what?" Li Lang asked.

"What's the point? In short, no one has seen him walk out of the palace, so just think of him as staying as a concubine!" Xue Qing spread his hands and said.

There have been a total of fifty-four people from Qingyang Temple's Xue generation. Some of these fifty-four people died in 'accidents', some disappeared in the capital, and some lived in the rivers and lakes, as well as those who went to Junshui Jian. Pai became a door-to-door son-in-law.

Xueya and Xueyu can't tell how many more there are now.

The only ones who are still active on the surface are the three from Qingyang Temple who have returned to become village chiefs of Novice Village, and the three from Li Lang.

That's right, there are actually three Xue generations guarding the Qingyang Temple. However, there is another Master Xuehai, whose whereabouts have always been secretive. Not many people have seen him, so people often ignore his existence.

"Is there a more reliable way?" Li Lang asked with a sigh.

Writing poetry is not difficult, and writing love poems is even easier.

The hard part is how to end it.

No matter how good Li Lang writes the poem, once the poem is written, it is no longer a matter of poetry.

The so-called 'I am very important' is just Li Lang's own speculation so far. In fact, it is somewhat self-righteous.

It is very possible that some things are completely different from what he currently guesses, or even run counter to them.

"Then you can only write a memorial and write down your eagerness to see His Majesty. No matter how disgusting it is," Xue Qing said.

"If Her Majesty the Queen is in a good mood and happens to see your memorial again, she may see you." He added.

Don't think that writing a memorial is a high-end thing.

Either they write about droughts or floods, or they write about rebellions and mutinies.

Of course there are these, but most of them are daily expressions to show off in front of the emperor.

For example, many ministers who were far away from home sent memorials that basically said, "His Majesty, have you eaten today?" have you slept? Did you sleep well? Do you miss Wei Chen? Weichen found some new stuff here, would you like to mail some to you? By the way, the barking pig I mentioned last time is already on its way. I hope it can make you laugh.

If His Majesty the Emperor is in a good mood, feel free to reply with a few sentences. For example, I have slept well recently, but my food is a bit unappetizing. If you have any good stuff, please send me some! Remember not to waste people or money.

If you are in a normal mood, you can just draw a pen on the memorial book to indicate that you have read it and cannot read it back.

If you are in a bad mood, you will be scolded and scolded. What you write is all nonsense and a waste of time.

Of course, generally speaking, it is not appropriate to write like this. After all, the minister is worried about losing the king's heart when he is outside, and the king also has to worry about the ministers being outside and having second thoughts. Therefore, the communication between the two parties is as gentle as possible.

Hmm... It's quite rare to write something as disgusting as Yongzheng's reply to Nian Gengyao.

It can only be said that it is hard to say whether Big Fat Orange can coax women, but he does have a good way of coaxing men.

Of course, if he knew that one day his reply to Nian Gengyao would be published online, he might restrain himself a little.

Think about it, if the contents of the memorial were really that important, would Li Shimin show this to the talented Wu Meiniang?

Emperor Taizong didn't expect that Wu Meiniang, such a genius, would gradually summarize some specific local affairs from the daily greetings of some ministers, and then lay the foundation for future power.

In fact, throughout the ages, there have been many people who have done secretarial work for emperors and handled some unimportant memorials. There are very few people who can really summarize big patterns from small things like a big data processor.

"Then let's write a memorial first!" Li Lang thought for a while, but he really didn't think of any good solution.

Fortunately, although Li Lang was an outsider with no official status and no rank, after the Queen ascended the throne, she opened up a wide range of channels for expression and set up a special "discourse box" so that even ordinary people could submit articles to His Majesty the Emperor.

After sorting out the people in the inner court who manage this area, his memorial can be brought up with the highest priority.

With a splash of ink and brilliant literary talent, Li Lang wrote more than 3,000 words. Although the whole article is full of rhetoric, the specific content is just... Her Majesty the Queen, I want to see you, but I have discussed why I want to see you from multiple angles. What will happen, what will happen, what will happen if we don't see it, what will happen, etc., it doesn't seem dry.

(End of this chapter)