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Chapter 87: Bragging about the corpse?

When the photographer saw this scene, he was dumbfounded on the spot!
It's a good thing that I blocked my ears, otherwise.
Recalling the scene just now, the photographer stared blankly at Lin Yuan who was playing the suona.

Is this really blowing the suona?
Who listens and who cries?

Are you sure this isn't a sonic weapon?

You're an agent selling a house. Instead of selling the house, you come here to mourn your clients?
This can no longer be described as a biased approach, it should be described as an evil approach!

I have never heard of someone who could make the whole audience cry through musical instruments.

Why would you sell a house with this level?
I'll get you an extra-large suona later, and then throw it onto the battlefield. The lethality will be absolutely incredible!
At this moment, the juniors in front of the mourning hall were crying so hard that they were out of breath, and everyone's eyes were almost swollen from crying.

Especially the elderly aunt, who fainted on the spot and collapsed to the side.

Other elderly people in the village were not much better. They couldn't control their tears at all, and some even pinched people while crying.

Can't stop, can't stop at all!
"Quick! Come and help. Old Man Li is about to pass out too. Come and help pinch Renzhong!"

"Everyone, please stop crying. We are here to mourn, so don't make yourselves cry!"

"I just want to stop. Who can play the suona? I can't help but cry when I hear it."

"Quickly, Master, stop blowing. If you keep blowing, our village will be wiped out today."

The customer who was suffering now also realized why this was happening.

He quickly stood up and ran towards Lin Yuan with tears in his eyes and yelled: "Master! Stop bragging! Please be merciful!"

In his desperation, he didn't care how ugly he looked now.

Lin Yuan looked confused and let go of the suona in his hand.

When the suona sound ended, everyone was as relieved as if they had been released from prison.

They all breathed a sigh of relief and wiped away their tears.

Before they could take a break, they heard someone shouting: "Come and help me, my aunt fainted from crying!"

In an instant, the mourning hall turned into a mess.

Several people rushed forward to help the aunt who collapsed on the ground. Seeing the tears on her face, she closed her eyes and fell unconscious.

Everyone pinches everyone, pinches everyone, and everything goes smoothly.

After struggling for dozens of seconds, I saw the old man slowly opening his eyes.

The customer saw that his aunt was fine. He looked at Lin Yuan with a bitter expression and begged: "Master, you also saw that my aunt fainted from crying. Several other elderly people in the village are also about to collapse."

"It stands to reason that it is an honor for our family to invite you to perform the funeral service, but your stamina is too great. When I hear this, I can't help but want to cry. I can't control it at all!"

"Just show your dignity and try something else. Today is to send my father off, but don't send my aunt and the old people in the village away together."

Lin Yuan looked at the customer with an almost pleading tone, and then looked at the expectant eyes of everyone present, with a look of astonishment on his face.

Is this really what I am playing on the suona? Wasn't it moved by the filial son and the virtuous grandson?
What the hell!

The system skills are also awesome!

But thinking about it carefully, I came here to help sell the house.

If you accidentally send other old people away, you will be in big trouble.

Thinking of this, Lin Yuan smiled and nodded: "Okay, how about playing something festive?"

The client replied with a tearful face: "Isn't this a bit inappropriate? It's a funeral after all!"

"That's right~" Lin Yuan pondered for a moment: "How about playing something serious and solemn?"

The customer immediately nodded in agreement without thinking: "Okay, okay!! That's it! Play something solemn, that means you don't have to cry, and the atmosphere is suitable!"

But as soon as he finished speaking, several of the uncles stood up and replied with sad faces: "We are not professionals in this. We can only play some mourning music, not solemn ones!"

"Yeah, you can't learn now, right?"

Hearing this, Lin Yuan smiled faintly: "It's okay, you just need to play the rhythm, and I'll play it." "Okay!" Several people's eyes lit up when they heard this: "Master, whatever you want to play, we'll play it. Cooperate with you."

"Well, it's more solemn."

"Then let's play "Monkey Play" first!"

Upon hearing the name of this song, the client immediately breathed a sigh of relief. He knew it was not a funeral song, and finally no longer had to break down and cry.

But the next second.

When Lin Yuan took a deep breath, the sound of the suona sounded in the small courtyard.

Everyone present was stunned!

It was completely different from the previous feeling of complete sadness.

This time, there was a cold atmosphere in the air, as if he was in the underworld.

The sound of the suona is like the accompaniment of the Black Mountain Demon in the movie. The eerie and terrifying feeling makes everyone's hair stand on end!
That feeling goes deep into the bone marrow, making people unable to extricate themselves, as if being pulled into another world.

Everyone present felt chills running down their spines and hairs standing on end.

They stared at Lin Yuan in horror, having the illusion that the sky would turn dark and thunderous in the next second.

Is this really blowing the suona?
Are you sure it's not a trick?
Many people already wanted to escape from this small courtyard, their calves trembling faintly.

As for Lin Yuan, he was completely immersed in his own music and didn't even notice other people's eyes.

All the netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't bear it at this moment.

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1
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——[I took a taxi, it was still afternoon, and when I listened to this song while driving, I felt that the car was already full, thank you~]

——[Yin soldiers take advantage of the road, hundreds of ghosts walk at night, Pluto gets married, red and white collide with evil spirits. Good guy, after listening to this song, I dare to beat people during the day, and dare to dig graves after listening to it at night. 】

——[A hundred years from now, if a strong enemy invades, please play this song with the suona on my grave. I will break out of the ground to defend China and repel the strong enemy! ! Remember not to use concrete, I'm afraid I won't be able to arch it out! ! ! 】

——[Concrete can’t be broken, so why do I need you to come out? 】

Just when everyone was immersed in this terrifying and depressing atmosphere.

There was a sudden gurgling sound inside the coffin, as if something was hitting it.

The sound was fleeting, and only a few people closest to the coffin heard it.

At first, they thought they had heard wrongly.

But then there was another burst of crunching and the sound of chewing.

Several people suddenly trembled and were frightened. They all stared at the coffin.

This sudden scene was also noticed by others, who looked over curiously.

I only heard one of them yelling: "Uncle!! Stop blowing, don't let him blow! Make him stop!"

Several other people also hurriedly echoed: "Fake corpse! Fake corpse!!! Grandpa's coffin board can't hold it down!! I just heard the sound of him chewing on the coffin!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone at the scene froze and their brains buzzed!
Everyone's face was filled with disbelief and panic.

A fake corpse?
Playing the suona brings the dead back to life?
How can it be?

Lin Yuan was also frightened by the movement. He quickly stopped playing and looked towards the mourning hall.

System, do you want to be so exaggerated?

If this was really a lie, how would he explain it later?
When the time comes, they might be caught and sliced ​​for study, which would be really sad.

But just at this moment, there was another sudden movement in the coffin.

This time the movement was much louder than before.

(End of this chapter)