This intermediary can handle it. If you buy a house, you will give it to your girlfriend

Chapter 100 The military advisor makes suggestions on the spot!

The people on Lin Yuan's side looked confused and didn't react at all. They didn't even notice the movement from the bridesmaid's side.

Although they didn't understand the meaning, they always felt that it was very profound, and there was something wrong with the way they looked at Lin Yuan.

In particular, another big man who didn't speak much, his eyes shone brightly, and he hurriedly asked: "Brother, I feel that you are a master of love. I have encountered difficulties in this area recently. I wonder if you can be a master of love." Can you help me with my military affairs?"

"Okay, you go ahead!" Lin Yuan waved his hand nonchalantly after hearing this.

"Uh," the big man looked a little embarrassed, and said in a hesitant tone: "Qi Mingjun, I met a woman and wanted to chase her, but there was a man beside her who was entangled with her, and there was some progress. I don't know whether to chase or abandon her, or... I hope the military will give me an answer!"

After hearing these elegant words, everyone present was stunned.

Good guy, just show off your knowledge, right?
In fact, for the big man, just saying it in this way makes it less embarrassing.

Of course, Lin Yuan understood what he meant. After thinking for a few seconds, he replied with a smile: "If you want to pursue this girl, I have four strategies!"

Everyone was shocked when they heard the words "Four Strategies".

"The best idea is: If you like her, if you are talented, knowledgeable, and wealthy enough to rival the country, then this girl will follow you."

The big man shook his head: "I didn't!"

"Then hit the mark: You can attack his best friend, bribe his roommate, give him a small gift, and advance in three directions. If you advance, you can attack his daughter, if you retreat, you can accept his best friend, and then you can accept his roommate!"

However, the big man still smiled bitterly and shook his head: "The tonnage of this female best friend's roommate is too high, and I really can't bear it."

Lin Yuan smiled faintly, and said the third item unhurriedly: "Then try this strategy, alienate her roommate, and leave her best friend. When she is in despair, you can show her utmost concern and take advantage of the opportunity. Come in."

"Trick: If the medicine works, it will take away her body, and this woman will be reborn with disgust!"

"You can fall in love in the future and treat her sincerely. Don't worry about this woman."

"If it doesn't work, you will take his body away. I am happy to have cried behind bars for three years. Although I have lost my freedom, I have solved a problem on my mind. It is not a loss!"

As soon as this plan came out, the big man waved his hand and refused: "No, no, it's against the law. Didn't it say there are four plans? What is the fourth plan?"

"Hey~~" Lin Yuan sighed helplessly: "Then let's make a plan and add her. Although she will lose face, she will not lose a glimmer of hope. When she gets tired of life, just take over."

Several other people were stunned for a while while listening to the two people's chat. Although they could understand a little bit, they always felt that this was too exaggerated.

Asking you to help with suggestions, you let her pick up her best friend and roommate? If it really doesn't work, give back the medicine?

Is this something a normal person can do?
As for the last resort, being a licking dog, that's even worse.

The big man also shook his head and rejected the proposal on the spot: "No, no, I don't want to be the receiver."

At this time, Lin Yuan was also a little irritated by him, and said slightly impatiently: "I have one last trick, it depends on whether you can grasp it!"

"You can attack the boyfriend, relieve the man from his worries, advance and retreat from the man, welcome the man to relieve him, know the man and go up, add men to the man, rape the man in danger, reluctantly ride the man, force the man to lock the man, hug the man yourself, surround him from the left and right Man, cover the water, man close it, it’s hard to say a word, then, bend it!”

"At that time, you can attack the daughter, move her with affection and reason. If it succeeds, then the three of them will become a group. If not, you can also add the male to the male."

"The essence of this plan is to take the path of others and leave others with no way to go!"

puff~~
The voice just fell.

The bridesmaids who were sitting on chairs not far away burst into laughter.

Lin Yuan and others looked over there in confusion and found that they were still playing with their phones with their backs to everyone, so they didn't think much about it.

The big man's expression was shocked at this moment, and his eyes almost popped out when he looked at Lin Yuan.

After holding it in for a long time, he couldn't help but sigh: "Brother, you are a cruel person!! What have you experienced in all these years?"

"Ah~~" Lin Yuan rolled his eyes at him: "What are you thinking about? I'm not that kind of person. This is just a little suggestion for you."

However, everyone present looked at him with strange expressions.

That look in his eyes just said: Only a ghost can believe it!
Netizens in the live broadcast room also burst into laughter at this time.

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1
——[This guy is really a genius. Don’t tell me, if these 5 methods are really used, I don’t believe there is still a corner that can’t be taken down. 】

——[Beautiful Yangyang: Feiling Yangyang, you are so good to me, I will let you help push Xi Yangyang next time, he has no strength. 】

——[This guy is really shameless. It looked like I was beating him up, but what he said seemed to make sense. I can pick up girls around me, and every one of them is a proof of social prowess. I can say anything to a girl when I see her, unlike me, who is still shy when kissing other people’s girlfriends on the street. 】

——[Although I am not an expert in love, I do not support doing this. As for the consequences of doing so, I don’t know. As I just said, I am not an expert in love. 】

At this moment, Qin Fen hurriedly ran over from the hall.

Seeing that the best man and bridesmaid were resting here, they quickly greeted loudly: "Stop standing here, come on, come on, sit in front!"

Hearing this, Lin Yuan and others nodded.

Several bridesmaids not far away also stood up silently.

When everyone saw the appearance of the bridesmaid, everyone was stunned!

The men with glasses are really not exaggerating. They are indeed very beautiful and have great figures.

Coupled with this fairy dress, everything should be leaking, which made the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter. Under the leadership of Qin Fen, the best man and bridesmaids gathered together and headed to the hall.

As they walked, one of the oval-faced bridesmaids suddenly turned to look at Lin Yuan and smiled faintly: "Strategic advisor, you are very experienced."

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the groomsmen widened instantly, and they were all embarrassed.

Listening to this tone, everything they talked about just now was heard. It was so embarrassing!
Lin Yuan was the only one who looked indifferent, but smiled evilly: "What's wrong, beauty? Do you want the military advisor to help you make suggestions?"

When the other three bridesmaids heard this, they couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing.

"Okay, I just have a question to ask you."

"Oh~~" Lin Yuan responded lightly.

Under Qin Fen's arrangement, the best man and bridesmaid sat at a table by themselves, second only to their parents' table.

Sitting in their seats, the other groomsmen were like quails, not daring to move.

On the contrary, the bridesmaids were all very cheerful, talking and laughing with each other, and they seemed not afraid of anything at all.

Lin Yuan looked at their appearance and felt like laughing in his heart.

I was bragging just now. They were all very powerful.

As a result, now that we are sitting at the same table, we are scared to death.

Just as he was chewing melon seeds, the bridesmaid who had teased him suddenly looked over and asked with a smile: "Handsome man, oh no, military counselor, the little girl also has a problem, can you help me make some suggestions?"

Lin Yuan shrugged and smiled lightly: "Okay, let's talk."

The bridesmaid's eyes were covered with thick makeup and a pair of false eyelashes. When she looked at Lin Yuan, she seemed to be breathtaking: "Do you think I'm pretty?"

"Uh, okay!"

puff~~
The man with glasses who was drinking water next to him couldn't help but squirted out.

His mouth widened and he looked at Lin Yuan with a shocked expression.

You are too good at showing off.

Is this okay?
However, the bridesmaid was not affected by this answer. Instead, she asked calmly: "Then I would like to ask the military counselor, since I look good, why haven't I found a suitable partner to marry until now?"

"Look, all my best friends are getting married today, but I'm still far away from getting married. Are all the high-quality men nowadays unmarried?"

Hearing this question, Lin Yuan laughed directly: "The reason is very simple, beauty, I want to ask if you can drive?"

"Driving? I can!" The bridesmaid was confused by this incomprehensible question: "What does this have to do with driving?"

"Of course it does matter!" Lin Yuan explained unhurriedly: "Finding a partner for marriage is like maintaining a car."

"Experienced drivers will go to roadside shops to maintain their cars, and the charge is only 200. If you want to blow out the carbon deposits, add 50 more."

"Of course, you can also choose a more professional 4S store, which provides training and full-service standardized services. The fee is a bit more expensive, around 1000, but the experience will be very good."

"Replace with original D-series headlights, which are white and bright, and only cost about 500."

"In addition to these two places, there are also some independent studios, which cost 400 for small maintenance and 800 for large maintenance. Their advantages are good service, high technology, patience, and the most important thing is that they have a good attitude and they are mainly repeat customers."

“In addition, there are some high-end self-employed people who are good at modification and adjustment. The price may be relatively expensive. After all, they hire college students to provide services. It may cost 3 to 5000, but the comfort and experience they bring are absolutely nothing. "

"After maintenance here, even if you hit the accelerator hard, the cylinder will not explode, and there will be no symptoms of oil leakage. Not only can you drive violently, but you can also experience the joy of tearing off the film."

“You say, with so many good service options, why hang yourself from a tree?”

After listening to Lin Yuan's analysis, the bridesmaids opposite were all stunned.

They all had big mouths and their eyes were about to pop out.

The groomsmen next to him also nodded thoughtfully.

"It makes sense. I like to go to the small shop on the roadside for maintenance."

"Ah... I usually go to the 4S store. What is a high-end self-employed person? Why can I still tear off the film?"

"Maybe it means tearing off the old film and putting on a new one."

Lin Yuan looked at how many people pretended to understand, and couldn't help but cover his head. It was so embarrassing! !
The girls understand it, but you don't.

The big man even reminded me blankly: "Brother, what the beauty is asking is why so many people choose not to get married now. Why did you get involved in driving?"

"Hey~~" Lin Yuan sighed helplessly and said lightly: "Well, on the one hand, it is too expensive to maintain a car now. They can't afford it anymore. It can easily cost hundreds of thousands or even millions."

"They can only choose relatively low-cost maintenance methods, and many people choose to do it themselves, mainly to save money."

"As for the other reason, the car is maintained too frequently and the engine is broken!"

puff~~
The four bridesmaids on the other side burst out laughing instantly.

(End of this chapter)