Konoha: I, Uchiha, just want to die

Chapter 44: Make physical skills as good as gymnastics. Ouch!
Jumping down from a cliff 400 meters high with a beautiful girl in his arms,

What is it like?
The wind blowing from the cliff lifted the roots of his hair, and Uchiha tried hard to keep his eyes open despite the strong wind.

Scarlet eyes glanced left and right, trying to find a place to step on and delay the impact.

"Eh eh eh eh eh eh?!"

Terumi Mei, who was in her arms, looked frightened.
She subconsciously grabbed the place she could grab, pulling Uchiha Ci's face with one hand, and tightly grasping the soft flesh of Uchiha Ci's waist with the other hand.

Such nonsense.

"Ouch!" Uchiha screamed in pain when she was pulled. He quickly let go of one hand and yanked off the hand that was twisting her face.

"Miss, stop shaking, it's blocking my view!"

"You're crazy, you're crazy, you're crazy!" Terumi Mei screamed, looking at the ground getting closer and closer. Even if they were ninjas, there was no way they could survive if they were hit like this.

"Brake the brakes!!!"

"Calm down!" Uchiha shouted, "Listen up, I will throw you out when I count to one!"

"Hold the cliff yourself!"

"If you can't catch it, you'll die!"

Terumi Mei looked back at the young man in front of her, and in a desperate situation, she forced herself to calm down, calm down, and must calm down.

Ah, how can you calm down?
This is jumping off a cliff!

Why should I jump off a cliff with this guy?
We've only known each other for less than a day, and the boss's novels about flash marriages and love-deaths don't even dare to be written like this, okay?

Just when Terumi Mei was furious,
Uchiha Ci glared ferociously, wiped out a kunai, and thrust it into the cliff.

Pfftskttttttttttttttttttttttttt!
Rocks shattered and dust entered the eyes.

Uchiha resisted the urge to rub his eyes and opened his eyes angrily, and the whites of his eyes soon became bloodshot.

The kunai inserted into the rock wall slid all the way down, delaying the fall a little.

Uchiha Ci calculated the time in his mind, and when the kunai finally got stuck in a rock crevice, he pulled hard with one arm, and the chakra exploded, using a force that almost broke the muscle filaments.

"One!" He roared, using this fulcrum to throw Terumi Mei upwards in his arms!
"What? That's it?" Terumi Mei exclaimed,
The next moment, she felt herself being thrown upwards, and the landing point happened to be a tree growing on the cliff.

There is a bandage tied on the trunk, with a kunai hanging on one end, and on the other end,
Um, flying flying section.

Hidan, who had been kicked off the cliff by Uchiha earlier, was actually not dead yet.

He was holding a piece of bandage hanging in the air, trying to climb up with a frightened look on his face.

When he raised his head,

Then I saw Mei Terumi flying in front of me.

Hidan's face was twisted and his eyes widened: "I'm so stupid!"

"Don't come over here!!"

Fortunately, Mei Terumi was not an ordinary ninja. After being surprised, he immediately recovered and controlled his body to gently fall down like a civet cat, stepping on the tree trunk.

The tree trunk didn't shake much, and she even had the strength to reach out and pull Hidan up.

On the other side, Uchiha's kunai stuck in the crack of the cliff broke with a click.

His whole body continued to fall rapidly downward.

However, after seeing that the two members of the team were fine, he felt relieved and immediately turned to look at the ground that was getting closer.

Uchiha Ci quickly formed seals with his hands, and then faced the ground and made a starting posture of the turtle style Qigong wave.

Then——

"Wind Escape·Zhankong Jibo!"

A large amount of chakra condensed in the palm of the hand, turning into a huge air pressure and ultrasonic wave and spurting towards the ground!

Whoohoo!
The strong wind was pressing down, causing the dense woods under the cliff to sway.

The birds started up and fluttered wildly!
With this force, Uchiha Ci not only stopped his falling, but also threw his whole body upward again. Immediately afterwards,

The Sharingan lights up a bright scarlet band of light in the night sky,
Uchiha looked like a professional gymnast. After performing a series of fancy operations such as one-arm rotation, 360-degree turns, large loop bounces with hands touching knees, back waist rotation around the bar, and other fancy operations, he
There was a crackling sound,
The whole person is embedded into the cliff face.

"Ow!"

On the side, Mei Terumi and Hidan, who were standing on the tree trunk, looked at Uchiha Ci and secretly applauded in their hearts.

"As expected of Uchiha, is this your carefully designed escape route?"

"Speaking of which, this is the first time I've heard a cry from the cliff like this?"

Terumi Mei stepped on the cliff and walked across the body, pulled Uchiha Ci out of the cliff, and sighed in admiration.

"Bah, bah!" Uchiha spat out two mouthfuls of stones and wiped the blood from his forehead.

He took a deep breath and smiled at Terumi Mei:
"Basic skills are not six, except for the last link where my eyes can't keep up, I think I can score 98 points in other links!"

Then, he distributed chakra on the soles of his feet and stood up from the straight cliff.

When he raised his head, he saw the twisted face of his little brother Hidan below, which looked like a dark creature.

"Hahaha damn you."

"You actually have the nerve to say that?!"

"I'm going to kill you! Do you know what would happen if I didn't catch this bandage when I fell?"

Hidan's eyes flashed with rage, and he held the bandage in his hand and placed it in front of Uchiha Ci.

I mean, look at it, how dangerous is it?

Is this how you fucking save people?
Without saying a word, Uchiha took the bandage away from Hidan's hand, took off the kunai at the end and stuffed it back into his ninja bag.

After a long while, he quietly said:

"You'd better grab this bandage or this tree"

Hidan was stunned, thinking that there seemed to be something in Uchiha Ci's words.

"By the way, is the bankbook you gave Kakuzu real?" Terumi Mei was suddenly stunned, recalling the thrilling scene a moment ago, and couldn't help but ask.

"Nonsense, of course it's fake."

Uchiha turned around and looked up from the cliff with serious eyes.

"There's only money for a No. 3 set meal. I guess it's not enough to buy our lives."

Terumi Mei was stunned for a moment, touching a blind spot in knowledge, and couldn't help asking stupidly:

"Package No. 3, what is that?"

The words fell,

Above the cliff, eight huge black tentacles suddenly rushed out. With a single wave, they could crush rocks and tear through the cliff face. It was extremely terrifying.

next moment,
The tentacles inserted into the cliff wall, as if they were bending a bow and setting an arrow.

The bow body quickly bent like a full moon, and the tentacles tensed and squeaked strangely!

Sudden!
A figure with a face as black as the bottom of a pot shot straight down!
Kakuzu, who was carrying eight huge pitch-black tentacles of resentment, had a frighteningly dark face.
His face was full of anger that he had been fooled, and he roared angrily:
"You poor guy, how dare you play tricks on me!"

"Die!"

Uchiha was speechless for a moment. He didn't know how to explain this problem to Terumi Mei. He had no choice but to laugh dryly, scratch his head, and looked up at the flying Kakuzu, his eyes gradually becoming serious:

"Well, that's probably a scraping set that all men like."

Then, he turned around, formed a seal with his hands, smiled at Terumi Mei, and asked aloud:
"Are you ready?"

"The real battle is about to begin!"

(End of this chapter)