Konoha: I, Uchiha, just want to die

Chapter 125 What? Jiraiya wants to teach me how to perm my hair!

It's noon when the sun rises overhead in the Land of Fire.

Not far from the camp,
Uchiha Ci jumped down from the green snake's head with exhaustion and embarrassment, and returned to his tent along the hole made by Orochimaru.

The tent still retained the same scene as when he left last night, including scattered scrolls, crooked tables, overturned candlesticks, scorched knife marks on the ground, and a large hole in the ground in the center of the tent.

Seeing the mess in the tent, Uchiha decided to clean it up.

But I really don’t have the strength anymore.
Last night, he danced with ten thousand snakes and danced with 'ten thousand snakes' again. After running around all night, his calves are now soft.

All he wanted now was to fall into bed and sleep.

However, just when he was about to turn this idea into reality,
Outside the tent, a cold shout suddenly came -

"Uchiha Ci, come out!"

At this moment, Uchiha Ci really wanted to curse. He held up the tent frame and opened the door curtain.

Oh shit,

"Uchiha Shinichi."

Damn, this is the front line!
Uchiha Shinichi drooled angrily.

The tall birdman folded his arms, glanced over coldly, and said his name.

He looked at her coldly and sneered disdainfully: "Now it seems that you are nothing more than that."

Uchiha Shinichi looked at the young man in front of him very unhappy, snorted coldly, and scolded:
"Did you forget?"

Then through the opened door curtain,
You could also see the overturned candlesticks and the messy bed in the tent, and Uchiha Shinichi suddenly opened his eyes with sadness.

"I heard Zhishui say earlier that you are the glory of the clan."

This kid is having a lot of fun!

I saw outside the tent,

"When there are no tasks, you must gather in the back mountain forest at nine o'clock every day, and I will conduct special training for you."

It is the captain of the team sent by the Uchiha clan to the Land of Rain this time, the Jonin, Uchiha Shinichi.

"You are not doing your job at a young age and have violated the three taboos of ninjas. When I was in the village, I heard that you like to visit prostitutes and take advantage of the clan to make money by doing tasks."

Hearing this name, Uchiha Ci finally remembered who the other party was.
Yesterday, Shisui mentioned that there was such a person who was responsible for teaching him ninjutsu, and this person was also on the list of the great elders when he left the village.

He looked up and down at Uchiha Ci in front of him, and saw that he was in ragged clothes, open-minded, and looked like he had a weak kidney.

"The you Yuxiu and the others say is the real one."

As a bridge between the clan and the village, he was lucky enough to be accepted as a disciple by the Sannin. Not only did this kid not cherish this opportunity, he actually took advantage of the convenience of his status to attract bees and butterflies and sow the seeds of Uchiha indiscriminately.

But what is this guy doing coming to him now?
Uchiha raised his eyes and said weakly: "What are you doing?"

A tall and stern young man wearing an Uchiha shirt and a Jounin vest looked at him with a frown.

Uchiha Ci was slightly surprised. He had a slight impression of the birdman in front of him, but he forgot where he had seen it before.

He frowned slightly and asked angrily:
"who are you?"

"Hmph, you are really both greedy and lustful."

"I thought that after being accepted as a disciple by Lord Orochimaru, you would be able to restrain yourself, work hard, and shoulder your responsibilities."

"Now, hehe"

Uchiha Shinichi sneered disdainfully, and glanced sharply and sharply into the tent, trying to find the Langdie hiding in it, and then severely criticized it with his Sharingan.

"No, wait!"

Uchiha Ci was stunned and had no reaction to Uchiha Shinichi's series of criticisms.

He has long been used to the fact that the Uchiha clan is venomous, and what the other party said is right. He is originally greedy for money and lustful, and this is not something that cannot be said.

But what does this little look of yours mean?
The eyes full of envy, jealousy and hatred just made him open his Sharingan, observe the outline and feel the hazy beauty.

Uchiha followed the opponent's critical eyes and looked into the tent. When he saw the candlestick that had been toppled due to the battle, the bed that was in a mess due to Orochimaru's awakening, and the large puddle on the table that he had shed from his sleep last night. After the saliva,

He immediately realized that the birdman must have misunderstood him.

"Damn, it's so unlucky this morning."

"If you want to see it, go ahead and I'll open the curtain and show it to you!"

With an angry look on his face, Uchiha opened the door of the tent vigorously, revealing the entire scene inside.
Xin said, forget it if you catch him in front of him, after all, the impact of doing that kind of thing in the camp will definitely not be good.

But if you didn’t do it, you just didn’t do it. You can’t bear this unfair injustice!
However, seeing Uchiha move to lift the door curtain,
Uchiha Shinichi immediately turned around, with his back on his back and his hands on his chest, not looking at life or death.

"Hmph, I'll just watch it if you let me?"

"joke!"

Uchiha gritted his teeth angrily and cursed:
"Look, I'm showing it to you openly, why don't you, my grandson, dare to see it?"

Uchiha Shinichi still had his back turned, arms folded across his chest, and snorted sourly:
"Humph!"

"Nothing more than that!"

"As if I haven't seen it before?"

Uchiha glanced at the other person's back turned body, his harsh tone, and the drops of nosebleeds that kept falling from his toes. While he was itching with hatred, he also confirmed that this birdman was also a young bird with a thief heart but no courage.

I don’t know what kind of obscene images come to my mind right now.

Damn it, my nose is bleeding.

Uchiha took a deep breath, feeling helpless.

Finally, I could only grit my teeth and ask:
"So, Shinichi Jounin, what are you here for?!"

"Looking for trouble?!"

Hearing this, Uchiha Ci was not angry yet, but Uchiha Shinichi was so angry that his shoulders were shaking.

He turned his back, raised a hand to wipe his nose, pointed at the sky and cursed:
"You bastard, don't even look at what time it is!"

"I've been waiting for you in the back mountain for three hours, three hours!"

"The flowers of waiting have faded, and you are actually doing such a thing in the camp!"

"Hurry and clean up the scene for me. Now, immediately, immediately, get to the forest behind me!"

"Complete your training with me!"

"Otherwise, don't blame me for telling the great elder about this!"

After that, Uchiha Shinichi covered his nose and walked forward without looking back.

He walked quickly and urgently, and soon he lost sight of him.

Uchiha stood alone in front of the messy tent, but he still couldn't let Uchiha Shinichi look back at him.

He immediately closed his eyes in pain, feeling a sense of injustice for his innocence that flew away inexplicably.

"Damn it, what kind of bad thing is this? You should take a damn look at it!"

Uchiha was so angry that he punched the tent support.
With a crunch,
boom!
The entire tent collapsed.

Uchiha Ci suddenly felt tired physically and even more tiredly in his heart.

He sighed and didn't bother to clean up anymore.

Dragging heavy dark circles under his eyes and a tired body, he walked toward the forest behind the Fire Country camp.

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Crossing the border, leaving the Country of Rain and returning to the Country of Fire,

The weather has become visibly sunny.

After passing through the camp of the Kingdom of Fire, there were suddenly more living people in front of us.

The peaceful atmosphere comes into view,
The ditty "Peace of Konoha" seemed to be ringing in my ears.

The white doves fluttered and flew up. Ninjas in twos and threes gathered together to play cards. The busy medical ninjas nervously carried the stretcher through the camp, shouting "give in, give in".

As I walked down the street, I saw a few familiar faces.

The cat ninja boss who used to sell ninja tools in the village was also pushing a cart of ninja tools to sell in the camp, and even said hello to Uchiha Ci.

The Inuzuka family's dog squatted beside a tent, and Uchiha couldn't help but squat down and stroke the dog's head, and asked, "Am I prosperous this year?"

It turned out that this dog was also a ruthless man who didn't talk much. He chased Uchiha half a street with his teeth bared.

Just like this, I walked around with my pocket in my pocket and enjoyed the long-lost peaceful time.

Uchiha was not in a hurry, he should just relax.

Uchiha Shinichi is a bastard who denigrates people's innocence out of thin air, so let him wait a little longer.

At last,
After walking around the campground, I was almost ready to leave and head to the back mountain.

Behind him, a big hand with a wrist armor suddenly patted his shoulder.
Then, a hearty, unrestrained and leisurely middle-aged voice sounded,

"Yo~"

"Young man, you have a nice hairstyle!"

"I have a very powerful move here, do you want to learn it?"

Uchiha suddenly turned around,
Then he saw a middle-aged man with white hair and a cheerful smile. He was wearing a red outer coat and a tan inner coat, and a forehead protector with the word "oil" written on it. He grinned and pointed at his hair with a thumbs up.

"This is my secret that I don't want to pass on, a powerful ninjutsu that even my disciples don't have to learn!"

Uchiha was stunned subconsciously, as if he saw God getting his hair permed on the roadside again.

Isn't this Jiraiya, who is also known as the Sannin along with his teacher Orochimaru?
Wait, what expansion is this?

Why did Jiraiya come up to me and teach me how to perm my hair while walking?

However, he had never seen Jiraiya before, so he could only ask politely:
"Who are you?"

When Jiraiya heard this, his grin became even wider. He immediately jumped up and slapped his clogs, then he landed on the ground and bowed his body, spreading his hands. His posture was quite extraordinary!
He laughed heartily and said:
"Good question!"

"I am the white-haired Sannin boy, the toad elf Sensu Taoist of Mt. Myoboku!"

"Commonly known as the Toad Immortal, come on!"

(End of this chapter)