The emperor is too clingy, and the reborn devil queen only thinks that she is beautiful and strong.

Chapter 27 Drunken Crazy Egg

Bai Li quickly picked him up.

The little balls were so tight that no matter how much she kneaded them, they remained motionless, and her body even began to feel cold.

Could this be poisoning?
Bai Li tried to feel his pulse, but the fluffy shell seemed to be a protective layer, completely blocking off her power.

too weird.

Back in the room, Lu Zai and Xiao Xiao also came out to study.

But after struggling for a long time, there was no conclusion. No matter whether it was humans or animals, there was no way to detect Little Dandan's physical condition.

Bai Li frowned: "He...will be okay?"

She just drank a small bottle of wine, the same bottle she had tasted, and it was definitely not poisonous.

Could it be that he was drunk?
Just when she was worried, Little Dandan, who was originally stiff and cold, slowly got up and stumbled towards Deer Zai. When the deer boy wasn't paying attention, he quickly jumped on his head, grabbed two colorful glass horns, and started chirping while dancing.

Lu Zai was angry: "Get down here!"

The less he was allowed to make trouble, the more rebellious Little Dandan became. He quickly ran around on the heads of Xiaoxiao and Luzai, stomping on their heads several times in turn, making the two little ones explode at the same time.

Xiaoxiao turned into a kitten and roared, rushing to catch him.

However, Little Dandan circled behind Lu Zai. Xiaoxiao had no time to change direction and threw Lu Zai directly, rolling him around several times and knocking over several wicker chairs.

Seeing the embarrassment of the two little ones, Little Dandan chuckled, completely without any awareness of the culprit.

Xiaoxiao said aggrievedly: "Sister! Look at him!"

It’s too much of a bully!

Bai Li also had a headache. He usually couldn't do anything with his little balls, but now he was drunk and crazy and couldn't control it anymore. There was nothing she could do.

After bullying the little beast, Little Dandan immediately targeted Baili.

He flexibly hugged Bai Li's thighs, climbed up her clothes and onto her shoulders. He sniffed and sniffed for a long time, then suddenly stretched out two small paws to hug her face.

"Bah!"

Bai Li was stunned.

Was she forcibly kissed?

"Chirp~"

Little Dandan rubbed her shoulder affectionately, tentatively sticking out his tongue from time to time, licking her neck quickly, then shyly putting it away. The domineering posture that he had just gone to heaven and earth, catching sacred deer and white tigers was no longer the same.

He even made a soft clipping sound: "chirp~"

Luzai and Xiaoxiao: "?"

Damn you!
Taking advantage of being drunk to dominate your sister alone?
There are no doors!

The two cubs worked together to pull off Little Dandan and were about to give him a good beating when Little Dandan nimbly broke free and ran towards the door.

It’s broken, there are people outside.

She didn't dare to risk Xiaoxiao and Luzai being exposed.

Bai Li signaled the two cubs to stop and chased them out. But there was only the clear and cold moonlight outside, and the sparse and mottled bamboo shadows. There was no trace of Little Dandan at all.

Where did this guy go?

I walked down the mountain along the stone road and found the place where the senior brothers were drunk. Before they woke up, they were snoring loudly.

It just seems like their faces are all blue and blue?

As if someone had beaten him violently.

Bai Li had a bad feeling. Could it be... At this time, a slight sound came from not far away.

"Snapped--"

The sound of breaking earthenware pots floated out from a bamboo house.

Everyone is drunk. Who is in the house? When he opened the crack in the door and looked around, he saw a round black figure beside the bamboo bed, swallowing something. After every can, he would smash the jar excitedly and let out a "chirp" of satisfaction.

Who else could this be!
Just when Little Dandan was about to destroy the next bottle of wine, Clawzhao came up empty handed.

Bai Li grabbed the little thing, not knowing whose house it belonged to, and all the good wine he had hidden in his pocket was gulped down by Little Dandan.

That's all, she can only apologize in person tomorrow and buy a few identical jars to make up for it.

Sin ah.

Just as he was about to scold this crazy drunkard, Little Dandan fell asleep and even snored. He grabbed Bai Li's wrist and rubbed it affectionately, like a harmless little beast.

Alas, I fell asleep, or I should wait until tomorrow morning to teach this little thing a lesson.

The next morning.

The disciples were awakened by a heart-rending scream.

"Who?"

"Who stole the pear blossom that I had buried for twenty years!!"

Old man Qing was so angry that his beard flew up. Yesterday, he was dragged out for a drink by Old Man Gan from the Martial Arts Academy. Old Man Gan boasted that he had picked up a good seedling and would wait until school started to bring him out to make them envious. He deliberately opened a few jars of good wine in advance to celebrate, so he delayed his return until this morning.

Who knew, as soon as I got back to the house, I would see that the corner of the wall had been dug up!
He also secretly drank the 20-year-old brew hidden underground!

This is not over yet, the little thief is so arrogant that he even left the fragments of the empty jar at the scene!
It’s heartbreaking to kill people! !
Meng Xingchen and others stood at the door with bewildered faces, completely unaware of what was happening. They were so excited last night that they accidentally drank the wine and just woke up.

Smelling the alcohol on their bodies, the old man became even more angry.

The Formation Academy is different from other academies, with three steps for a small formation and five steps for a large formation. People who don't understand formations can't get in at all.

So the one who can sneak into his room must be one of his own!
These guys smell like alcohol and are not running away!

pain!
It hurts so much!
The old man Qing’s face tightened: “Go, go, go! If we don’t finish picking the spiritual fruits in the back mountain today, no one will be able to sleep!!”

When Bai Li came down the mountain after his morning exercise, he saw his fellow apprentices picking fruits with sad faces.

"What is this? Who secretly beat me while I was sleeping last night? Oh, it hurts so much..."

"No, my whole body hurts now, especially my face."

The claw marks on his face have not completely faded away.

Hmm...this size fits my little balls quite well...

"Which little bastard stole the pear white made by the master and didn't let the brothers take a sip of it?"

"Don't mention it. Master is already so angry that he punished us. Let's get to work quickly."

Bai Li held his forehead.

Damn it, now you are in big trouble.

It is said that "one petal of pear blossom will make you drunk for ten years, and you will be like a fairy when you drink it in the morning." Pear blossom white wine will make you drunk for ten years, and you can't buy it with money. How can she compensate the master and his old man?

And the senior brothers, they were beaten up by the little cowards for no reason, and they were punished for taking the blame. It was really miserable.

She didn't even know how to explain it to everyone.

At this time, Meng Xingchen greeted her: "Good morning, junior sister, master, he has come back, but he is not in a good mood. How about you go over later?"

Seeing the senior brother's sincere smile, Bai Li felt more guilty in his heart. She had to explain the whole situation to Old Man Qing, and she couldn't let her senior brothers become the scapegoats for no reason.

"Thank you for your kindness, senior brother. I was supposed to go visit his old man yesterday, but I really can't delay it any longer today."

When he arrived at the bamboo house, the old man Qing was holding the remaining jar of pear blossoms and sighing.

Seeing Bai Li, he sighed even more heavily.

He said with a mournful face: "Girl, I can't help you as a teacher."

(End of this chapter)