Chapter 83: Avoid ten years of detours
Xi Li raised his eyebrows in surprise. He didn't expect to get the first place in popularity like this.

Sure enough, the world is still as crazy as everyone likes it, which perfectly explains what a beautiful mental state is.

Mu Jin was obviously not as calm as Xi Li, so she exclaimed:
"Did we really take the first place in popularity?"

This was the first day that Mu Jin and Xili helped him. Being ranked first in popularity was undoubtedly a shot in the arm for him.

Jiang Yuyan nodded, seeing Zhou Zixuan and Ji Linzhou staring at them, resting their chins on their hands, and pretended to sigh:
"Yeah, number one again, my charm that has nowhere to go."

"..."

Is she sure she won't be beaten this way?

"Indeed, black and red are also red."

Ji Linzhou couldn't bear the excitement and spoke.

Mu Jin looked at him displeased:
"Is always shining gold."

Just when Ji Linzhou was about to refute what they thought was gold, Jiang Yuyan held a straw in his hand and pointed at him danglingly:
"Glass shards like this always reflect light."

"you……"

"You are so fond of making sarcastic remarks, did you drink Fengyoujing or cooling oil?"

"I……"

"I've been vaccinated against rabies, do you think I'm afraid of you?"

"..."

Seeing that Ji Linzhou was so beaten that he almost lost his mind, Qin Xue put her arm around his shoulders to comfort him, and looked at Jiang Yuyan with a calm gaze.

"You have been friends for many years, but you always start fighting each other when you meet."

She sighed helplessly:
"Zixuan and Lin Zhou are usually gentlemen, but when they meet Yu Yan, they are always prone to quarrels."

"And Xiaoting too."

Her angry gaze didn't forget to pull Lu Xiaoting in her direction.

When a person conflicts with you, it may be someone else's problem, but if several people in a row are on the same page with you, is she sure she doesn't want to think about her own problems?

Qin Xueyi said something, and everyone's eyes fell on Jiang Yuyan with hidden meaning.

Jiang Yuyan also looked helpless:
"Who says it's not the case? They are mean when they meet me."

Facing everyone's gaze, he said word by word:
"Forgive me for being dissolute in my life and being so narrow-minded that I cannot tolerate fools."

Everyone: "..."

She is a true warrior.

At any time, any place, with full firepower, the entire army attacks.

Jiang Yuyan's mood was quite stable, and she thought calmly——

There are no swear words in the world, but after being in class for a long time, they naturally develop them.

It doesn't matter if they are in class B, but isn't it normal for these two to jump around in front of her every day and go a little crazy?

"cough……"

There were already people in the crowd who had a low point of laughter. They couldn't hold back their laughter, so they covered their mouths and burst into laughter.

Seeing other people looking over, they gave some nervous explanations:
"Ahem... I... have indirect mental illness... I can't control... myself... You don't need to pay attention to me... Ahem... hahahahaha."

He covered his mouth and ran away.

Everyone was left with messy faces in the wind, trying hard to hold back their laughter but almost unable to hold back their laughter.

Jiang Yuyan tilted her head and looked at his back, met everyone's eyes, and sighed heavily:

"I really envy him. It would be great if I also had this disease."

"What did Sister Yuyan say?"

Mu Jin came closer with concern, her eyes burning.

Jiang Yuyan's serious expression just now turned into a look of pity and she sighed:
"That way I won't always feel like I'm not sick and out of tune with the world."

Everyone: "..."

Everyone is emotionally sick, is she still a normal person?

Mu Jin gave her a thumbs up:
"Sister Yuyan, thank you for your hard work."

"It's not hard, I feel good scolding you."

Everyone: "..." These insinuations once again caused Qin Xue and others' expressions to change drastically.

Jiang Yuyan clicked her tongue and gave a look of "Aren't you sensitive again" and "I'm talking about you", and bared her big white teeth:
"Do you also envy this disease?"

"Haha, Yu Yan really loves to joke, who..."

Before Qin Xue finished speaking, Jiang Yuyan said with excitement as if the reflex arc had just landed:
"After all, when he is ill, he just laughs wildly, and you are barking. In serious cases, he bites people. It is very scary."

Qin Xue: "..."

Everyone: "..."

"Cough cough..."

There was another choking sound.

Jiang Yuyan glanced over suspiciously, and when she saw it was Su Chen, she showed a clear look:
"Teacher Su, is your mouth leaking again?"

"..."

"Ahem... I missed a little... I'll report a little..."

He covered his mouth and spoke with a trembling voice. He almost laughed again, but luckily he covered it in time.

Jiang Yuyan sighed with a worldly look of distress on her face:

"Teacher Su, I have to advise you. You should go to the hospital when you have time. Today it is air leakage from the mouth, and tomorrow it may be urine leakage from the mouth. You can't delay."

"Hmm...ah...are you leaking urine?"

"Slobber, saliva."

Jiang Yuyan corrected himself calmly.

Su Chen, whose smile moved to other people's faces, still looked at Jiang Yuyan with a look of dismay.

The former top singer of a boy band, he has no face.

How could it be possible that he was leaking urine from his mouth.

Jiang Yuyan was still minding her own business and said:
"It's okay to leak urine. Once it's serious enough to cause urinary incontinence, you can't cover the leakage from your fingers, and you have to wear a mask all the time. Wearing diapers on your mouth at a young age will save you decades of detours. This doesn't make us Are you jealous to death?"

Su Chen: "..."

"Pfft..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Hahahaha, save me decades of detours...hahahaha..."

The crowd could no longer hold back and burst into laughter.

Mu Jin smiled so much that her big white teeth were exposed.

Gu Zhongzhi had a smile on his face, and his eyes seemed to be hiding stars, falling on Jiang Yuyan.

Even Concubine Xi, who had always been aloof, couldn't help laughing.

[Teacher Su leaks urine from her mouth and becomes incontinent in severe cases. Is this true? If no one clarifies, then I believe the rumor. 】

[The smile will not disappear, it will transfer from Teacher Su’s face to our faces, funny/funny. 】

[God damn, I’ll save you decades of detours and put on diapers in advance. I’m really going to die laughing. 】

[Jiang Da’s beauty is envious, but we are not envious at all. 】

[This is the worst time Su Dingliu has ever been hacked. 】

Except for Su Chen and Qin Xue, everyone was laughing so hard that the whole iron house was filled with laughter.

Mu Jin grinned and looked at Qin Xue and the others:

"Why don't you laugh? Is it because you don't like to laugh by nature?"

Qin Xue said softly:
"This is disrespectful to Teacher Su."

Qin Xue's silent fans jumped out from the barrage of laughter as if struck by a sword.

[Woo, listen, listen, what kind of celestial heart does our Qin Bao have? 】

[What kind of wealthy daughter has no quality at all? If it weren't for a few filthy rich people in the family, she wouldn't be lurking around in that corner. 】

[If my family is not rich, where do you think these fans come from? 】

[Being born in a rich family is nothing but being born in a poor family but being chosen as a daughter-in-law by a rich family is the real ability. 】

 Okay, okay, if you don’t ask for votes for a day, you won’t vote, right?
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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