Chapter 7 What is he expecting?

“Rat dies quickly.”

"..."

"The rat walked across and died on the spot."

Qin Xue and Lu Xiaoting were stunned.

The barrage, which had already been switched to a large lens, was stuck for dozens of seconds, and a terrifying and perverted laughter broke out.

[It’s really difficult to memorize the content for so long... I can’t explain it, hahahaha. 】

[Hahahaha, I'm going to die laughing. I thought they picked a drugstore, but I didn't expect it was a real drug dealer, hahaha. 】

[Gu Lu: Men can’t say no. 】

[He is so handsome. I believe everything he says. The main reason is that there are indeed mice in the house. Please tell me which market it is. I will skip work and take a taxi there. 】

[Why do I think he is quite suitable for this profession? After hearing his voice, the mice probably wanted to buy a pack to try it. It’s so cool. 】

[Sure enough, three hundred and sixty lines, the groom came out. 】

[Since the sisters are so polite, I won’t be polite anymore, ah~ I am your wife Zheng Shi Mei’e, pity me for staying in bed, pity me for falling in love three times, waiting for you, the husband of the Gu family, for twenty-eight years Year. 】

Jiang Yu's anger subsided and she pulled him back a little guiltily:
"You are responsible for calling Mai, and I am responsible for entertaining."

They need to make sufficient performance within four hours to be considered as meeting the task.

Gu Zhongzhi did feel ashamed before shouting, but after shouting for a long time and found that no one paid attention to him, the shame disappeared, and he became more and more comfortable in shouting.

"Rat poison

I'm not afraid you have too many rats

I'm afraid you don't have a mouse
Rats smell death light

Eat until you die

The mouse died nearby. "

Jiang Yuyan: “Where did you get the word?!”

The program team gave them only three sentences.

Gu Zhongzhi stopped shouting and explained in a low voice to her:
"I've heard others sell it like this before. It must work. Just take a look, there are even more powerful ones."

He had a look on his face and shouted louder:
"Mouses die more

Rats die quickly

The mouse passed by and died on the spot

one minute and six seconds
Even 110 can’t save me! "

"..."

Jiang Yuyan's eyes changed when she looked at him.

The heroine of a wealthy family has such a strong background, but her end is so miserable. As a villain, he has done many evil things, and he can still turn around and go home to inherit a huge family fortune. He really has some abilities.

With such a thick skin, few people can match him.

Gu Zhongzhi's trick was indeed effective, and soon an old man came forward to ask about the efficacy of the medicine.

Before Jiang Yuyan could react, Gu Zhongzhi stopped shouting. Because he was tall, he could only bend down and ask:
"Uncle, would you like to buy some medicine?"

The old man was dubious. The old man on the subway looked at them with an expression on his cell phone:
"Can medicine really kill mice?"

Seeing that he was about to leave after asking, Jiang Yuyan quickly stepped forward, preparing to make a strong sales pitch.

Gu Zhongzhi faced the old man's questioning expression, his eyes firm and disdainful:
"Rat don't slut me!"

grandfather:"……"

Not really.

Jiang Yuyan: "..."

She was wrong. She shouldn't say that few people could match him. He was unbeatable.

Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed so much that they wanted to punch the wall. [Hahaha, where did Jiang Yuyan find her boyfriend? I’m going to laugh like crazy. 】

[Where did you learn this? I asked you to imitate it, but I didn’t ask you to surpass it, hahaha. 】

[Looking at Jiang Yuyan’s expression, she probably didn’t even expect her ex-boyfriend to be such a person, hahaha. 】

[Jiang Yuyan: Lulu, I don’t know how many surprises you have. 】

The old man was also a sweet-tempered man, so he immediately shouted loudly:
"For your poisonous oath, I will buy even the fake medicine."

"..."

After selling a pack of medicines, Gu Zhongzhi seemed to have opened up the Ren and Du channels and quickly sold out all the medicines.

Qin Xue and Lu Xiaoting were still watching their jokes at first, but they couldn't laugh anymore at the end.

Jiang Yuyan and Gu Zhongzhi completed the task ahead of schedule and were able to end the work early. Because they were the first team to complete the task, in addition to the original reward of 200 yuan, they could also enjoy a sumptuous lunch prepared by the program team.

Before Jiang Yuyan and Gu Zhongzhi left, they greeted Qin Xue and the others.

Jiang Yuyan clenched her fists at them:
"You are not a joke, you are a couple born to be together for the rest of your life, come on."

[Hahaha, Miss Jiang is so good at predicting things. She can call out Mr. and Mrs. Yu Sheng without even looking at the barrage. 】

[Director, I want to report it. I suspect Jiang Yuyan secretly hid her mobile phone on the show. 】

[There were fans of Qin Xue just now, saying that Beauty Jiang was looking at Lu Xiaoting. Where did she get her face? 】

[What should I do? I’m a bit obsessed with drug dealer CP. Can they get back together? 】

[I also agree. Gu Lu sold out all the medicine and took Jiang Da beauty to have a big dinner. Woo hoo, it’s so sweet. 】

Qin Xue looked at Jiang Yuyan who was showing off his power, and the smile on his face could hardly be maintained, and he pretended to be distressed and said:
"Lawyer Gu looks very experienced. Does he appear frequently? Unlike the two of us, we are both still learning."

Jiang Yuyan listened to her show off and spoke seriously:
"That's right, you are an actor, how do you know how to be a human being?"

Qin Xue's face froze, and she raised her head and was about to ask Jiang Yuyan why she cursed, when she heard Jiang Yuyan add:
"Ms. Qin is indeed an excellent actress. If you need acting skills, you must have acting skills. If you need quality, you must have acting skills."

Qin Xue's face turned red, and she looked at Lu Xiaoting beside her with pitiful eyes:
"Yu Yan misunderstood me, I didn't mean that..."

Lu Xiaoting's eyes were cold and he spoke in a deep voice:
"Xue'er didn't mean that, it's because you are too sensitive."

Jiang Yuyan cheered:
"That's not what I meant. It's just that your whole body is sensitive."

"..."

Lu Xiaoting continued to practice killing fish with a knife. In this half day, he only learned to scrape the fish scales. When practicing disemboweling, he always ran away and vomited because he couldn't bear it.

Because I still don’t know how to kill, and I don’t dare to call for selling, I haven’t sold a single fish yet.

Jiang Yuyan looked pitiful and stepped forward to comfort him.

Seeing her unbearable look, Lu Xiaoting couldn't hold back the corners of his lips, revealing a pleasant sneer.

This woman has been abnormal since she joined the show, but she is actually playing hard to get.

He still couldn't see through this trick.

Lu Xiaoting was waiting for her to speak, and he was already brewing words in his heart that would make her feel frustrated and warm.

"Xiao Ting..."

really!

"You've always known astronomy, but your lower limbs are paralyzed. It's not surprising that you can't do it."

The words Lu Xiaoting was planning were strangled in his throat:
"Paralysis of lower... lower limbs?"

Jiang Yuyan stretched out her hand and patted him on the shoulder, looking at the dead fish on the ground, her expression becoming more and more pitiful:
"Don't blame yourself for not performing well. With your talent, you won't be able to create much value if you perform well."

[I thought...I didn't expect...she was a fish on the poor ground? Why do I want to laugh so much, hahahaha, I’m sorry, but I still laugh like a pig. 】

[Lu Xiaoting: What am I looking forward to? 】

[Lu Xiaoting: She must be scolding me, I heard it. 】

[Lu Xiaoting: The key point is that her scolding is quite reasonable, and I can't refute it. 】

(End of this chapter)

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