Chapter 10 The Third Career

"Lawyer Gu, are you a lawyer?"

"..."

Seeing Gu Zhongzhi nodding, the young man said seriously:
"Lawyer Gu, how can I improve my IQ, get into college, and lead my family to become rich?"

"???"

"Is it difficult to be a lawyer? If it is difficult, just pick the answer that is easier to achieve. Is there any way for me to get rich quickly?"

Seeing Gu Zhongzhi nodding, the young man's eyes lit up, thinking he had hope.

Little did they know that it was a tactical move before Lawyer Gu answered the question. He answered seriously:
"Go back and talk to your family. If possible, I'd better ask for another one."

"..."

The young man stood up and sat down for his companion.

This time he did not choose to scan the QR code for consultation, but took out cash and slapped ten yuan on the table:
"Lawyer Gu, can you make the earth peaceful?"

Gu Zhongzhi signaled Jiang Yuyan to collect the money, then looked at the young man and said on his forehead:
"I'm a lawyer, let's change the question."

The young man thought for a moment and quickly thought of a question:
"Can I have surgery on my brain to make me smarter?"

Gu Zhongzhi's expression paused slightly and became serious:
"I try my best to make the world peaceful."

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[laughing like a pig, ah ha ha ha ha. 】

[Gu Lushi: Go back and talk to your family...! Dream Boy: What Master Gu means is that younger siblings can change their luck. My younger brother is called to bring wealth, and my younger sister is called to bring wealth. Can it help me make a fortune? He is indeed a master! ! 】

[Gu Lushi: I am a lawyer, not the bastard from the wishing pool. 】

[Gu Lushi: This is an order that even the bastards in the wishing pool dare not take. V, I have 10 bucks. Let me hear it. 】

The boy still had many questions to ask, and he reluctantly stood up after being urged by the young lady behind him.

I don't know if it's Gu Zhongzhi's face, his unceremonious white coat, or the magnetic field around him, but there are a lot of people coming to consult, and there's a long queue.

"Doctor, I have been a village beauty since I was a child. My friends' scores are always above nine. Do you recommend plastic surgery?"

Gu Chongzhi: "..."

"...Doctor, why don't you say anything? Do you think my appearance is nearly perfect and there is no room for improvement?"

"I think delusion is the best medical beauty."

Gu Zhongzhi clasped his hands and said solemnly:
"Look, you are thinking beautifully now."

"..."

[Hey, Master Gu Lu is so gentle. If I had a bad temper, I would probably ask her on the spot if she practices toad skill. It seems that she has reached the peak and is one with a toad. If you don’t believe me, you can go back and look in the mirror. 】

[Gu Lushi: The secret to being forever young, forever handsome, and forever gentle is that life is endless and yin and yang learning is endless. 】

[Pu Xin Girl: Please praise me, please give me a mate! Gu Lushi: V. I have 10 yuan. I will try my best to be subtle and not dirty. 】

The next person was a boy who looked like a college student. He was carrying a backpack and his sharp, squinting eyes under thick glasses exuded the light of a wise man.

"They always say boys want iPhones. What does Lawyer Gu think?"

Gu Zhongzhi's face was equally serious, exuding an authoritative light:
“I think boys should not only keep their iPhones to themselves and their bodies like jade, but also learn to protect themselves when they go out.

Of course, you can choose a Huawei phone instead of an iPhone, and it doesn’t matter. After all, you look very law-abiding. "

The boys were even more excited:
"In today's society, it is too dangerous for boys to be alone outside. Attorney Gu thinks that behind all this, is there a loss of morals or a distortion of human nature?"

Gu Zhongzhi pondered for a moment and then said:
"This is indeed the case. My advice here is to eat less salt. If it is still salty, you can shake your head to evenly distribute the water flow."

why?

The boy was obviously very angry. Is he a lawyer or a doctor? How could he write a prescription?

"Lawyer, what I'm talking to you about is an extremely profound professional issue. Please answer my questions in a professional manner." Gu Zhongzhi was silent and said in a calm tone:
"When you asked that question, you had already stepped into the well and were locked up as a suspect. My advice here is that you can pour the water out of your head and wash away the suspicion, otherwise you will be in trouble. If you are not careful, you will become a talkative person.

Also, the advice I give here is, don’t be too salty. "

"..."

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[Hahahaha, Gu Lu is so good at betting, what brand of birth control pills are you taking? 】

[I really admire Gu Lu’s art of talking. He is so good at talking that he can be directly infected... No, can you teach it to him? 】

[My friends all asked me why I accepted the support of a rich woman because boys want iPhones. 】

[Who says boys must have iPhones? I don't need it.

Last month my girlfriend cheated on her and I gave her my new iPhone.

I don’t have an iPhone, so what?
But she doesn’t have an iPhone to keep to herself, and she might really cheat on her. 】

【I really want to laugh. 】

next.

He is a successful man who looks like an entrepreneur. He wears suits and leather shoes. He looks more elite than the lawyer Gu Zhongzhi. He wears a pair of sunglasses on his face. The skin under the sunglasses is yellow and rough, and his thin lips are pressed very hard. , but still bloodless.

His sitting posture is impressive and imposing, and his slightly lower voice is full of oppression:
"Master Gu, do you tell your fortune?"

"..."

"..."

"Uh..." Jiang Yuyan never imagined that Gu Zhongzhi would have a third profession while switching between lawyer and doctor.

After Gu Zhongzhi became accustomed to silence, he tactically spread his hands:
"May I ask who you are?"

"It's 'May I ask what you want to count'?"

The man promptly corrected his speech disorder.

"Okay, what do you think you are?"

"..."

"..."

The man wanted Gu Zhongzhi to give him the same advice as he had just given to the young man, so that he could succeed in starting a business as soon as possible.

"Master, do you recommend having more children?"

Gu Chongzhi shook his head after hearing this:
"I don't recommend it. This thing's genetics are a bit serious, but you can pay more respect to your ancestors. After all, the wrongdoer has his debtor, and the child is innocent."

"Oh, I understand, you want your ancestors to burn themselves... to emit smoke?"

Wonderful!

"..."

[Master Gu: If you dare to call me a master, I will ask you who you are. 】

[Master Gu: If you call me doctor, I will give you reality. If you call me lawyer, I will give you prescriptions. If you call me master, then you are nothing. 】

[Ah hahahaha, I’m laughing so hard. Calling me Dr. Gu is already too much, but calling me Master Gu, how can he bear it? 】

[Master Gu Lu must have read a lot of books in order to be able to speak in a concise manner and not curse others with profanity. 】

[Is it possible to do this even after scolding many people? 】

Seeing that another one was sent away, Jiang Yuyan handed the bottle to him and asked him to drink water.

Seeing that Gu Zhongzhi was mentally stable, he breathed a sigh of relief.

When she was working in the police station, when she encountered strange things, she sometimes wanted to call the police.

(End of this chapter)

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