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Chapter 58 58 Tang 3: Why does Huangtian Emperor bring his own sound system when he appears?

Chapter 58 58. Tang San: Why does Emperor Huang Tian bring his own sound system when he appears?
  [After a series of arrangements, Tang San took out the "Immortal Grass·Ninth Grade Ginseng King" that Ming Dynasty Er Ming had prepared early in the morning.]

[At this moment, Tang San unleashed all his strength, took out Xiao Wu's "soul ring", looked up at the sky and said those words that have been passed down forever——]

【Resurrection, my love——】

【.】

Silence is the most respectful expression of "silence". When all the creatures in the world saw this scene, their eyes widened with astonishment.
  They are speechless!

"Exquisite, excellent, oh my god, this video is absolutely excellent, come back to life, my love, it's so embarrassing that I have a cerebral hemorrhage!"

"???, are you doing this, and suddenly it's so embarrassing?"

"I wiped a D-cone, and I was so stupid. Doesn't this person think he is very hot-blooded?"

"His mother took a deep breath, and the disgust she exhaled formed the word 'embarrassing'!"

"Ah, this? Resurrection, my love!"

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They never expected that there would be such a scene. It was obvious that the "mysterious man" was too clumsy to show such a classic scene!
  otherwise
  They must choose!
  This sharp voice, a desperate roar, and a little bit of pride in the hoarse voice.

And that ferocious expression.

Some people play cool, some play sexy, some play cool, and this is the first time they see the "awkward" one!

It’s so embarrassing that my scalp goes numb!

Even Xiao Wu himself widened his eyes when he saw this scene, looking at Tang San in astonishment.

She knew that she would be resurrected, but she didn't expect that Tang San would be so "awkward"!

"I'm convinced." Xiao Wu murmured.

Ever since the "love" filter faded away, she looked at Tang San with a clumsy eye, and she didn't like anything about him.

I don’t know how I fell in love with this guy before.
  Seeing this scene in front of her, she felt ashamed for Tang San.

"Hahaha!"

"Xiao Wu, are you passionate?"

"My will is immortal"

"Resurrection, my love!"

"After reading this, are you still willing to leave me?"

Tang San looked excited.

Looking at "my" performance in the video, I am extremely satisfied!

This sentence "Resurrection, my love" captured his essence and was so explosive!
  He couldn't help but "repeat" it again.

In his opinion, is it no better than Shi Hao's campaign against "Three Thousand Daozhous"?

After the words fell, everyone, everyone in the audience looked at Tang San as if they were looking at ghosts.

They were confused, they were really confused
  This "brother" actually feels angry?

Why do you feel burning?

Where is the fire?
  "Damn, this guy is quite confident."

"Yeah, look at his proud expression, it's obvious that he doesn't feel embarrassed."

“My grandma’s cooking is even hotter than his cooking.”

"The 'kang' where my grandpa sleeps has a bigger fire than his."

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Speechless, speechless!
  Dai Mubai, Ning Rongrong, Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing and others were speechless.

Although Tang San now felt strange to them, the scene in front of them made them feel as if they had never really known Tang San! "Um?"

"Aren't you touched?"

"Isn't it burning that this God King has gone through many hardships and resurrected his lover?"

Seeing the silence and whispers of the people around him, Tang San's calm expression suddenly turned angry!
  He doesn't understand!

Why do these people still have to be picky about such a hot scene?
  Do the requirements for others have to be so high?
  Or are you simply jealous of him?

Before anyone could say anything, the barrage in the video answered his words!
  [Black Emperor (Zhe Tian): @唐三, boy, are you being awkward? The seams between my toes are all embarrassed by you! 】

[Bai Xiaochun (One Thought Eternal): @Tang San, damn it, your sudden embarrassment almost broke my heart. Are you serious? Embarrassing King Tang San! 】

[Ruffian Dragon (God's Tomb): I guess this guy is feeling proud right now. He must feel very affectionate, right? I even feel like I'm on fire. Have you ever exploded? Hahaha--】

[Binghuang, Haibodong (Doupo): Oh, this guy sacrificed his wife and then revived him. Even if he was so moved, it was so disgusting that it would make you faint.]

[Chu Feng (Holy Ruins): This Xiao Wu has suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck. She was sacrificed, and her two brothers, Da Ming and Er Ming, were also sacrificed. A nest of hundred thousand year soul beasts were all given to Tang San in one pot. . 】

【.】

At this moment, the geniuses of the Ten Thousand Worlds were in their respective places, looking at Tang San's "hand" in the video, and couldn't hold themselves together!

The Black Emperor stumbled and fell directly from the top of the mountain——

The ruffian dragon fell into the sea and drank a few big mouthfuls of seawater——

Bai Xiaochun's alchemy furnace exploded directly, and he was disgraced——

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They are really not afraid of powerful people, nor are they afraid of dark-hearted people, they are just afraid of this kind of "awkward" one!

At the same time, I am also very contemptuous.

Xiao Wu's soul ring, Da Ming Xiao Ming's soul ring, were all on Tang San at the moment, and they were even engaging in a self-impressed scene.

Simply
  "you."

"presumptuous!"

Tang San's eyes widened!

The barrage floating over the video made him wonder why these people still had to be so "strong" in such a "heroic" scene?
  How much pain would it take to pull out Xiao Wu's soul ring from his own bones?

Why don't these people understand?
  Why did the crowd burst into tears when Emperor Huangtian was cut off? Why did he dig out "his" soul ring and "give it" to Xiao Wu, but the crowd remained indifferent?
  Whether it was the loss of morality or the loss of humanity, Tang San was a little confused!
  In anger, Tang San immediately launched a barrage!
  [God King, Tang San (Dou Po): If you disrespect the God King, you will all seek death. When I come to the heavens in the future, I will punish you for your disrespect today! 】

[How can Emperor Huangtian compare with me? 】

[His "performance" is coming soon, I want to see how he can compare with me! 】

After sending the barrage, Tang San smiled.

He will be the God King in the future, and his journey is extremely heroic. How can Shi Hao and Emperor Huang Tian compare with him?

According to the round, he will soon arrive at Emperor Huangtian. When it comes to Emperor Huangtian's "past", he would like to see Emperor Huangtian who these people brag about so hard!
  How on earth can we arbitrarily determine the so-called "eternity"?
  After Tang San finished sending the barrage, the video in the sky seemed to hear what he was saying and started to jump instantly!
  [Screen: Fragments of Shi Hao’s career are flashing——]

[BGM: In one thought, the heaven and earth and the immortals are destroyed. I stand in the eight wilderness, trample the sky to pieces and bury the sky. 】

【.】

【What is the path to reincarnation and nirvana through the ages.】

The video picture is extremely clear, and with the background music, the emotional atmosphere is directly filled.

The proud Tang San suddenly had a "black question mark face"!
  "What's Gouba? What's going on with this song? Does this guy bring his own stereo when he comes out?"

"Why does he have a stereo and I don't? Why?"

(End of this chapter)

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