You were asked to be a military advisor and abducted the school beauty and best friend?

Chapter 5: Brother, why are you so anxious?

"First of all, our main focus is on surprise."

"According to what I just said, the other party just wants to know if you are interesting and whether you are on the same frequency as her."

"So our answers just have to be interesting."

"As for what she said, just think of it as farts."

Lu Bei said indifferently.

Several people were stunned for a moment.

Then I heard Lu Bei say: "You can reply to her like this."

"Do the people on your list have trouble with you every day? Then you can't reply to messages on your mobile phone?"

"Then add another sentence."

"If not, I would like to get to know a beautiful girl like you. If you don't mind, I can take a look at your body."

"..."

After I have finished speaking, who is for and who is against?

Only a few people were seen staring at Lu Bei blankly.

Silent for a long time.

Liang Chao immediately spoke: "Brother Bei, isn't it inappropriate to post like this?"

"Yes, you are too straightforward. It is easy for people to regard you as a pervert!" Gu Qingming also added.

In their view, posting like this is simply a joke.

It is easy to be directly blocked and deleted by girls.

Cao Zhengwei feels that this way of chatting is still not suitable for him, but he is determined to be a warm man.

Get out of bed, put on your shoes and get ready to go out.

"What are you going to do?"

The three of them all looked at him.

"Eat, do you want..."

Cao Zhengwei was about to say whether he wanted to come together.

"Father, a barbecue rice."

"Father, please don't add green pepper to the fried rice with shredded pork and green pepper. Thank you!"

"Father, I want a rice bowl with shredded potatoes and pork!"

Cao Zhengwei: "..."

Okay, for the sake of this adoptive father.

boom!
  After the door closed, Lu Bei continued: "Did I stop talking just now?"

"What do boys think of dating a strange girl? Besides lusting after her body, what else do they think?"

"And the first sentence I just said not only directly answered her sentence, but also blocked her path."

"The next words revealed his purpose of coming, and he even complimented her."

"From criticizing her to praising her, this contrast between going to hell and rising to heaven will make her think you are very interesting."

"As for the statement about lusting after her body, although it is straightforward, anyone with some emotional intelligence will know that it is a joke."

"You can also add an emoticon at the end to make it stand out a little more."

"..."

Liang Chao: "6!"

Gu Qingming: "6!"

its not right!
  Doesn't this make it clear that they have no emotional intelligence?

But it's no longer important. What's important is that he learned another trick.

"To save time, Brother Bei, please use my mobile phone to chat."

"I was watching and thinking about it."

Liang Chao said from the side.

"Then I'll learn a few more tricks."

Gu Qingming also moved a chair over, and the two of them sat next to Lu Bei, one on the left and the other on the right.

"This, okay." Lu Bei took the phone in surprise.

Is this considered a proxy chat?
  No matter what, let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

I just edited the message and sent everything I just said.

……

On the other side, Li Qianqian and Nan Qingyan were also waiting for their replies.

Ding Dong!

Here comes the news!

Their eyes lit up at the same time.

"Come on, come on, let's see what he said." Nan Qingyan patted Li Qianqian excitedly.

"Why do you feel like you are more excited than me?"

Li Qianqian curled her lips, but without moving slowly, she unlocked her phone and opened the chat interface.

Nan Qingyan smiled softly.

Women are born to be gossipy creatures.

Not to mention, as a military advisor, she also has a sense of participation.

"what?"

After reading the news, Li Qianqian's little face showed a hint of astonishment, and then she felt a little embarrassed.

"He complimented me on my beauty."

"You also said...that you are greedy for my body..."

Nan Qingyan: "..." No, why are you so shy?
  "He is quite honest." Nan Qingyan looked a little strange.

She didn't expect any boy to be so straightforward.

"Oh, he must be joking." Li Qianqian said at this time.

"Oh, I'm not in love yet."

"Are you starting to speak for him now?"

Nan Qingyan complained sourly.

"I don't have any."

"..."

However, the two women had no objection.

In fact, Nan Qingyan felt that the other party's emotional intelligence was a bit high, and he looked like a veteran in love at first glance.

The first sentence was a clever reply, the next sentence was a compliment and then a cheeky joke.

After sighing, he said to Li Qianqian: "Qianxi, you can't control this man."

Yes, Nan Qingyan felt that the other party was not a good person at first glance.

But Li Qianqian was naturally dumbfounded and didn't even realize the seriousness of the matter.

Besides, I already have a good impression of Liang Chao.

"Don't worry, just teach me how to reply." Li Qianqian replied unconvinced.

Even if there are mountains of fire ahead, I will not give up my love.

Whatever she can't handle, she can!

This is the most determined thought a girl has when facing a boy she likes.

"Then, okay." Nan Qingyan also understood the character of her sister.

Don't hit the wall and don't look back.

It seemed that she had no choice but to help her tie up this man.

"Give me your phone."

Nan Qingyan's white lotus-like arm stretched out towards Li Qianqian, and Li Qianqian obediently handed over the phone.

Then looked over.

Nan Qingyan pondered for a moment, and then quickly and smoothly typed out each word on the phone keyboard with her fingers.

Click to send.

[You have such a sweet mouth, you don’t usually kiss girls on the mouth, right? 】

Li Qianqian's eyes widened.

Then I heard Nan Qingyan say calmly, "Basic operations."

This sentence is actually asking the other person if he often has contact with girls.

But there is a high probability that the other party will not respond.

……

"I'm back."

The people in Lu Bei looked at their mobile phones.

"I responded to the message in less than a minute, indicating that the other party is free now and not busy."

Liang Chao and Gu Qingming also nodded after hearing Lu Bei's explanation.

Then the three saw the message.

"This girl is quite interesting."

"It seems that he is not the introverted type and can chat." Lu Bei analyzed.

He was also interested.

My hands were crackling as I typed.

[How do you know I have a sweet mouth? Did you taste it in a dream? 】

Instead of answering directly, I threw the question to the other party.

Liang Chao and Gu Qingming watched with great enjoyment.

Is this a chat between high-ranking people?

the other side.

Nan Qingyan and Li Qianqian were both surprised when they saw the message replied instantly.

So good at flirting?

Suddenly, Nan Qingyan also felt a desire to win.

I really don’t believe it anymore. I can’t beat you?
  [I haven’t tried it, but your sweet words have exposed your scumbag nature. 】

Call me a scumbag?

I haven’t been in love a few times, right?
  No, we have to get back together.

Although he was chatting with his roommate, he was also chatting with himself. He would never allow his pure love god of war to be slandered as a scumbag.

[A scumbag is just handsome and well-spoken at best. If you say that, can I understand that you are complimenting me? 】

Nan Qingyan: "Bah, shameless."

[Then why the high-ranking scumbag still spends money on girls? Let’s test his strength by playing against him for 500 yuan? 】

Lu Bei: "6!"

Hey! I have such a bad temper!

I still don’t believe you are so embarrassed to accept it!

"Chaozi, what's the password? Send her five hundred!"

Liang Chao: "???"

No, brother, why are you so anxious?

(End of this chapter)