Live broadcast: I am an upright Chinese medicine practitioner, and all my patients died online

Chapter 34 You are not sick

"what?"

Qin Jiang was confused by Guo Long's question.

After all, one second Guo Long had regained his confidence in living, but the next second he asked him if he was good at men's medicine. This change was a bit unexpected.

Qin Jiang looked at Guo Long with strange eyes.

Isn't your boy's motivation for living the color the most?
  As soon as he saw Qin Jiang's eyes, Guo Long knew that Qin Jiang had misunderstood.

Guo Long quickly explained: "Dr. Qin, I seem to have cancer down there. I've been to many hospitals before, but they haven't diagnosed what's wrong with me."

"Later I went to a men's hospital, and the doctor cut out one of my eggs to prevent the cancer cells from spreading."

"Originally, I thought it would be fine if I had an incision, but who knew that less than half a year later, it would relapse again."

"I only have one egg left, and I want to keep it. Doctor Qin, do you think you can help me cure it?"

Qin Jiang was stunned for a moment.

Is there cancer down there?

Testicular cancer?
  Listening to Guo Long's description, this should be the only possibility.

But with my current medical skills, if it is really cancer, I can only control it at best, but there is no way to cure it.

"That's not right. I took your pulse just now and didn't notice anything unusual."

Qin Jiang found out that Guo Long was suffering from both kidney and essence loss just by taking his pulse.

It's just that Qin Jiang didn't expect that this kid would cut off the kidney first and then the egg. This was really cruel!

Seeing that Qin Jiang didn't believe it, Guo Long took out his test reports from other hospitals and the partial photos taken, and handed them to Qin Jiang to see.

The more Qin Jiang looked at this photo, the stranger it became.

Obviously, no testicular cancer cells were detected in various tests, but judging from the photos, there is indeed a large purple-black mark on the outside, which looks very scary!

And this purple-black mark is gradually expanding as time goes by.

No wonder Guo Long finally chose resection surgery.

If this purple-black mark spreads to the crotch, it will be hopeless.

Qin Jiang frowned and asked: "If your other egg has turned black as you said, wouldn't it be enough to just cut it off? You are still single anyway, so there is no use keeping it."

As soon as Qin Jiang said this, the audience in the live broadcast room laughed.

"Fuck, listen, is this human talk?"

"Other doctors are all doctors with a benevolent heart, but Dr. Qin has a human face and an animal heart."

"There's only one egg left. It's a little less, but at least it can be used."

Guo Long was also a little embarrassed and managed a smile.

"Dr. Qin, please stop joking with me. I really don't want to be a eunuch."

Qin Jiang pointed to the hospital bed next to him.

"Okay, in that case, you go in, lie down, take off your pants, and I'll see what's going on."

After all, photos are photos. If you want to find out the root cause of the disease, you still have to see it with your own eyes.

Qin Jiang asked Guo Long to lie down, closed the bed curtain, and began to diagnose Guo Long.

Sure enough, Guo Long's lower body was the same as in the photo, it was already a large area of ​​purple and black.

Guo Long was a little panicked after seeing it.

"There wasn't such a big one in the morning, so why are there so many more!"

"It's over, it's over, Doctor Qin, am I completely hopeless?"

Qin Jiang hummed and agreed: "It is indeed hopeless."

"Okay, put your pants on, I know what's going on."

When he heard that he was hopeless, Guo Long's face turned pale.

Following Qin Jiang back to the diagnosis and treatment table, Qin Jiang pointed to the QR code on the table.

"Scan the QR code to pay first, a total of 600 yuan."

Upon hearing what Qin Jiang said, Guo Long became even more desperate.

What does it mean that the medical fees are so cheap?
  It means that there is no need to prescribe any expensive medicinal materials at all, which means that taking medicine for his disease will no longer help! After Guo Long trembled and scanned the QR code to pay, a prompt sounded in Qin Jiang's mind.

Ding!
  [It was detected that the host was outspoken to the patient and told the patient’s hidden illness, which greatly helped the patient and the task was completed]

[Congratulations to the host for receiving the reward: God-level burn ointment! 】

Ok?
  God-level burn ointment?
  What the hell is this? Could it be that my next patient will be related to burns?
  Qin Jiang was still thinking, and Guo Long asked: "Dr. Qin, you said that I am terminally ill and can't take medicine anymore. If I kill another egg, can I still be saved?"

Guo Long's words brought Qin Jiang back to his senses.

Qin Jiang was stunned for a moment and then said: "Who said you are terminally ill?"

Guo Long's eyes widened.

"Didn't you say I was hopeless?"

"Oh, don't get me wrong, I mean you're hopelessly stupid."

"Then you didn't prescribe me any medicine."

"That's because you don't have a disease and don't need any medicine."

Qin Jiang said seriously: "I have told you before that you are in good health and you will have no problem living for another twenty or thirty years, as long as nothing happens."

Guo Long was a little confused.

"Then why is my lower body turning purple and black?"

Qin Jiang said very calmly: "That's because your underwear has faded. Just go back and change into a pair of better quality underwear."

Liu Yan:......

Guo Long:......

audience:……

Guo Long's voice trembled when he spoke. He asked tremblingly: "Dr. Qin, you mean... I am not suffering from a terminal illness or cancer, but my underwear is discolored?"

"Yes, wouldn't you know if you rub it with your hands?"

Qin Jiang kept a straight face and said very seriously: "However, the discoloration of the underwear is not a small problem. The discoloration indicates that the quality of the underwear is not up to par, and it can easily cause allergies or fungal infections."

"Don't be cheap when you go back. Buy some good quality underwear, just one egg. Do yourself a favor."

Ah!
  The underwear turned out to be discolored!
  Because of this, I cut off one of my eggs!

At this time, Guo Long collapsed, covering his head and yelling.

Qin Jiang seemed to have expected Guo Long to do this, so he took out the earplugs he had prepared in advance and stuffed them into his ears.

In the live broadcast room, the audience burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard. I never thought that this would be the discoloration of my underwear!"

"To be honest, when Dr. Qin saw me before, I went for a whitening test. The result of the whitening test was also testicular cancer. I didn't expect that my underwear was discolored."

"Brother, you might as well ask me when you ask Baidu. At least I will advise you to be more optimistic."

"Ten people are white, nine have cancer, and one is buried in the ground."

"This guy is really miserable. Don't lose an egg because his underwear is discolored. If anyone says that Western medicine is invincible in the future, I will slap him in the face with this matter."

Guo Long burst into tears and regretted extremely.

Seeing that Guo Long couldn't slow down for a while, Qin Jiang pointed to the stool next to him.

"You go over and sit down, wait until you have figured it out before you leave, don't do anything stupid."

As soon as Qin Jiang finished speaking, a man in a gray suit walked into the hospital surrounded by a group of professional photography teams.

Qin Jiang and Liu Yan were both stunned.

What's happening here?
  Ruining the place?
  Without waiting for Qin Jiang to ask, a man came over and explained the situation.

"Hello, Dr. Qin, I am Gao Yang, a reporter from City Evening News. I heard that you have excellent medical skills, so I would like to ask you to help this uncle."

Qin Jiang said oh, it turned out he was not here to cause trouble.

"What's going on with him?"

Gao Yang explained: "This uncle doesn't feel hot when he drinks boiled water."

(End of this chapter)