The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 82 Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals says: It is better to kill the wrong person than to let him go.

The bar downstairs of the love apartment.

Teacher Zeng collapsed and went crazy in several suites, forcing everyone to run to the bar, leaving only Wan Yu and Zhan Bo to take care of Teacher Zeng.

Xiang Yu, Yifei and Yu Mo saw Zi Qiao and walked towards him, saying hello in unison: "Hi! Zi Qiao."

Zi Qiao waved in response, and the three of them started ordering, preparing to wait for Teacher Zeng to calm down before going back.

At this time, next to Yifei, Meijia came over and said to the bartender: "A cup of strawberry milkshake, thank you!"

"You haven't seen Guan Gu recently? What are you busy with?" Xiang Yu saw Meijia, the comic assistant, at the bar, and asked about Guan Gu.

"Guangu locked himself in the studio, reading the novel "Tomb Robbers Notes", and became crazy in the madness." Meijia said with a speechless face.

"Elaborate?" Yifei and Yumo asked with interest.

"I went to 3603's studio in the morning. As soon as I entered, Guangu turned off the lights, closed the curtains, lit a candle, lay down on the ground, covered himself with a layer of white cloth, and pretended to be a corpse. I opened the door and went in, but almost didn't give up. I'm scared out of my wits. This is not to have a drink to calm down the shock." Meijia began to explain Guangu's crazy behavior to everyone.

"If you don't go crazy, you won't survive. Guangu will definitely become a famous cartoonist in the future." Xiang Yu admired Guangu's behavior.

Yifei said calmly: "I don't know whether he will survive or not. If there is a fire, Guangu will definitely not survive."

Yu Mo thought for a while and said: "I've been practicing how to put makeup on others recently. I can give Guan Gu a dead person makeup, which will make it more interesting!"

"It's better not to say goodbye. It won't be good if Guangu is so scared that he breaks the mirror. Then I have to sweep the floor." Meijia decisively refused.

"I read Guangu's illustrations and I felt like I was immersed in them. Being an experientialist is very useful." Xiang Yu explained Guangu's behavior with a smile.

Ziqiao on the side kept flipping through the magazine in front of him without raising his head. Yifei asked curiously: "Ziqiao, what are you reading?"

"This is a magazine that introduces the best male models in the world." Zi Qiao picked up the magazine in his hand and introduced it to Yifei.

Meijia on the side took a look at a male model with eight-pack abs, her eyes instantly lit up and said: "Wow! There are so many handsome guys! Let me take a look, let me take a look."

"This model is 1.90 meters tall. He is of mixed Chinese and French descent and can speak seven languages. He has bronze skin. It is said that his one-eighth Tanzanian blood is from the royal family." Ziqiao pointed to one of the models and introduced to Meijia.

"Wow!" Meijia wiped the milkshake from the corner of her mouth and took a sip.

Xiang Yu shook his head when he saw Meijia's performance. This was no longer a party of good looks, it had become a party of idiots.

"What does royal blood mean? If we, the flower growers, count up, how good are the princes per capita?" Xiang Yu spoke for the children of every flower grower.

Zi Qiao couldn't bear to see Meijia's nymphomaniac appearance, so he directly punched Meijia hard and said: "You have married the daughter of the Crown Prince of Qatar, you are out of luck."

"Can't I see if it's okay?" Meijia immediately stared at Zi Qiao with wide eyes.

Yifei curiously looked at the panda eye on the right eye on Zi Qiao's face and asked, "Ziqiao, what's wrong with your eyes?"

"I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and accidentally bumped into the door frame." Ziqiao lowered his head again to block the panda's eyes.

"What's wrong? Guangu didn't sleep in the middle of the night, lit a candle, and played that kind of scary music, which scared you so much that you couldn't choose your way. As a result, you tripped over Cai Cai and bumped her head against the door frame." Meijia immediately Revealed.

"So it was you who screamed in the middle of the night last night, Zi Qiao, turn around and let me take a look." Xiang Yu suddenly realized and put his hand on Zi Qiao's shoulder. Trying to turn Zi Qiao's face away, Zi Qiao broke away from Xiang Yu's hand angrily.

"I wonder when Teacher Zeng will be able to struggle to stand up?" Xiang Yu retracted his hand from teasing Zi Qiao and took a sip of his cocktail with emotion.

"This is the only psychological endurance you men have. Isn't it because the guest on tonight's live broadcast is an ex-girlfriend? Why did he collapse!" Yifei said that she looked down on Teacher Zeng.

"Indeed, Teacher Zeng is the most vulnerable urban male in the new era that I have ever seen!" Yu Mo also sighed deeply.

"You can't blame Teacher Zeng completely. Your first love is a high-end queen like Laura. Not many people can avoid depression." Xiang Yu made amends for the absent Teacher Zeng.

"This cannot be generalized. Among men, there are still heroes in large numbers, such as me!" Ziqiao heard Yifei's map cannon and decisively stood up to defend the injustice for the majority of male compatriots.

"But wherever I look, everyone is a coward, including you." Yifei spread her hands and pointed at Zi Qiao arrogantly.

"As long as Teacher Zeng changes from a boy to a man, he will understand that the best way to say goodbye to a relationship is to start a new one." Zi Qiao said with a smile as he made his own calculations.

"So you just go around messing around with women?" Meijia rolled her eyes at Ziqiao and complained.

"These are all clouds. In fact, deep down in my heart, I have always wanted to find a woman who is kind-hearted and values ​​commitment. It doesn't really matter what she looks like." Zi Qiao said in his usual way of coaxing girls.

As soon as Zi Qiao finished speaking, Xiang Yu, Yifei, Mei Jia and Yu Mo heard this and all turned their disbelieving gazes to Zi Qiao and asked in unison: "Are you sure?" "Okay! You must have a great figure!" Zi Qiao looked at everyone's eyes as they examined the prisoners, and confessed with a smile.

Yifei drank her drink very depressed and said: "I'm not as greedy as you. I just want to find a man who is either smarter or stronger than me. Otherwise, why should he conquer me?"

"It is easier to conquer the whole world than to conquer you." Xiang Yu and Zi Qiao sighed after hearing this.

Yifei immediately turned around and threatened Xiang Yu and Zi Qiao with her eyes: "Huh~?"

"Uh~ I mean, I might know the kind of man you want." Zi Qiao suddenly changed the subject in fear.

Xiang Yu feels that Zi Qiao sometimes has the gift of prophecy. Zi Qiao does know Teacher Zeng who will conquer Yifei in the future.

Yifei asked uncertainly: "Do you know him?"

Zi Qiao held up the magazine and said, "Hey! This model is 1.9 meters tall and is of mixed Chinese and French descent."

Xiang Yu added: "But he is married."

When Yifei heard this, she clenched her fists. Zi Qiao quickly continued to flip through the magazine and said, "There is also this, tall and handsome, with a house, a car, and no mortgage. Unfortunately, both parents are dead."

When Yifei heard that her parents were dead, her eyes lit up, she reached out to Zi Qiao and asked, "Give it to me, I'll see for myself."

"Uh, no, this is my business secret. I won't tell anyone else unless you become my client." Zi Qiao refused.

Xiang Yu originally wanted to continue to poke Zi Qiao's tire, but thought about what if it was poked off and Zhang Wei couldn't find it, forget it and poke it next time.

"As long as you invite one of your friends out and introduce him to me, how about I introduce this man to you?" Zi Qiao added to Yifei.

"But I don't have any friends who are suitable for you?" Yifei thought for a while and said, even if she did, she wouldn't dare to introduce them to Zi Qiao.

"Why not? Last time, that big big~ Xiaobo was very good!" Zi Qiao immediately reminded Yifei when he saw Yifei's move.

Sure enough, every time Zi Qiao wants to pick up girls, he can always find various reasons to persuade others to help. And every time Zi Qiao is persistent and shameless, he always succeeds.

"I know, I've only met once, and I miss you every day." After saying that, Yifei immediately changed her face and said happily: "Then we have made an agreement. We will have a pleasant cooperation. When will you introduce me?"

Xiang Yu mentally mourned for Zi Qiao for two seconds. Zi Qiao didn't know that Xiaobo was a single mother. By the way, should I get to know Zhang Wei tonight, or should I go rescue Teacher Zeng.

"How about tonight?" Zi Qiao immediately asked angrily.

"Didn't you make an appointment with four girls for dinner this morning?" Yifei remembered that she had seen Zi Qiao texting in groups before.

"Haha! Don't mention it. When he sent the group message, four girls happened to be sitting at the same table playing mahjong, and then he went crazy." Meijia said with a smile.

"Yes! I just touched myself." Zi Qiao admitted with an expressionless face, spreading his hands.

"Touch yourself?" Xiang Yu's tone became more serious and he repeated with a weird smile on Zi Qiao.

Xiang Yu asked curiously: "Ziqiao, why do you always find girls who know each other every time you look for a girl?"

"Because there is a saying in Lu's Spring and Autumn Period: It is better to kill the wrong person than to let him go." Zi Qiao said sarcastically.

Hearing this, Meijia, Yifei and Yumo all looked at Ziqiao and Xiang Yu who asked this question with contempt.

Yu Mo said to Yifei: "You went on a date tonight? What should I do? I don't want to go back and face the collapsed Teacher Zeng."

"Can you and Xiang Yu get together and go on a date with us at night?" Yifei bit her nails and looked at the idle Xiang Yu and suggested.

Yifei thought to herself: There is a handsome guy, a date, and a big down payment, it is perfect.

"Forget it, I'd better go back to the room and take some beauty sleep!" Yu Mo refused without feeling cold.

Hearing this, Xiang Yu came to the side and said, "Yu Mo, how boring it is to sleep all the time. I can take you to participate in an interesting activity. It's very violent."

Hearing this, Yu Mo looked up and stared into Xiang Yu's eyes and asked, "What do you want to do?"

Xiang Yu gently approached Yu Mo's ear and whispered. Yu Mo's ears began to turn red, a smile appeared on his face, and he nodded slightly to express his agreement with Xiang Yu's proposal.

Xiang Yu took Yu Mo and left the bar together, leaving Mei Jia, Zi Qiao and Yifei stunned.

(End of this chapter)