Chapter 56 "Kobe" Beef

Xiang Yu and Wanyu went to the market to buy dog ​​food, and Xiang Yu planned to stock up on snacks and drinks. 3603 is almost finished decorating, and the refrigerator should be filled with snacks and drinks.

Wanyu walked around the market, and Xiang Yu found Wanyu pushing a cart full of clothes.

"How is it? Have you bought it?" Xiang Yu asked, looking at the hesitant Wanyu.

"All the food for puppies has been sold out, and only beef for adult dogs is left." Wan Yu didn't know if a two-month-old dog could eat this.

"Isn't there any dog ​​food?" Xiang Yu wondered. Is there no dog food in such a big market?

"I asked just now that the two-month-old Border Collie is too young to eat dry dog ​​food." Wan Yu explained.

"Then just buy this beef and stew it for a while. It won't be a big problem. Then buy some milk powder and go back to feed it." Although Xiang Yu has never raised a dog, he thinks it won't be a big problem.

So Xiang Yu carried big and small bags, and Wan Yu picked up a huge steak.

Xiang Yu and Wan Yu returned to 3601. Yifei was angrily preparing to settle the score, and said angrily: "Xiang Yu, how dare you come back!"

Xiang Yu pretended to be confused: "Yifei, what are you doing?"

"How dare you tell me honestly whether the biscuits you just gave me are dog biscuits?" Yifei said with one in ten million expectations.

"It's a dog biscuit, but people can eat it too. It's okay. Everyone ate it, except Teacher Zeng." Xiang Yu didn't feel guilty at all. He and the little Bian Muzheng in the shoe box in Yifei's arms were They looked at each other.

The little border collie seemed to be saying: "Are you more doggy than me?"

Xiang Yu sat down and asked Zhan Bo, "Is Teacher Zeng back?"

Yifei had not vented her anger yet and said angrily: "Xiang Yu, what are you doing? Are you still planning to trick Zeng Xiaoxian?"

Xiang Yu said calmly: "If Teacher Zeng knew that everyone ate dog biscuits but he was the only one who didn't, he would definitely bring this up and talk about it frequently in the future. I don't think you want that either."

"Okay, then do you think I should put it on the table and wait for Zeng Xiaoxian to throw himself into a trap, or should I put it in the refrigerator and wait for him to get hungry and feed it to him?" Yifei's face changed instantly and she said excitedly.

Xiang Yu thought for a moment and said, "For breakfast, add milk and put it on the table for Teacher Zeng to take."

Wan Yu put down the steak and came out of the kitchen, picked up the little Bian Mu and said happily: "It's so cute! Let me hug you, haha."

Wan Yu asked with a smile: "It hasn't been named yet, right?"

While thinking about it, Yifei raised her finger and gestured to the little animal and said: "Since it lives in a love apartment, it should have a name full of love. Let's call it Johnny, right?"

"This name is too dull." Zhan Bo took the little border collie from Wan Yu, held it up and said, "I have a good name, why don't we call it Simba." Zhan Bo made a roaring look like a lion.

"I think it's better to call him Rourou. After all, he started eating meat only two months ago, and the meat is bigger than him. Why should Yifei call him Johnny? It sounds like he is robbing your father. As for Simba , This is not a golden retriever, and it doesn’t look like a lion." Xiang Yu stood up with a smile and suggested.

Xiang Yu came to the kitchen and started preparing steak stew. He brought the steak to his eyes and took a closer look. He had never seen this kind of compound beef specially eaten by dogs.

At this time, there was a knock on the door, "Knock, knock, knock!"

"I'll open the door." After Yifei said that, she ran over and opened the door. She saw Meijia and greeted Meijia with a smile: "Hi! Why is it you, Meijia?"

Only then did Yifei remember that the little border collie was still in the living room, and quickly blocked the door, nervously shouting: "Why are you here, Meijia~"

When they heard that Meijia was coming, Zhanbo and Wanyu panicked for a while and didn't know where to hide the little Border Collie. Zhanbo tried to stuff the little Border Collie into the refrigerator.

Xiang Yu quickly stopped him, lifted up Zhan Bo's clothes, and hid little Bian Mu directly inside his clothes.

"Sister Yifei, let me borrow some milk. A few days ago, Qiao was repairing the microwave and the refrigerator was broken. What are you doing?" Meijia outside the door explained the reason for knocking and looked at Yifei standing at the door and asked in confusion. .

"Nothing!" Yifei said softly, and immediately roared: "Zhanbo, quickly bring the milk to Meijia."

"It's okay, I can just get it myself." After saying this, Meijia slipped under Yifei's arm.

Xiang Yu stood in front and blocked Zhan Bo. Wan Yu quickly took out the milk from the refrigerator and ran to Meijia and handed it to Meijia and said: "Mijia, the milk you want." She was hoping that Meijia would leave quickly.

Meijia took the milk and said politely: "Ah, thank you!"

At this time, the little border collie shouted in a shameless voice: "Woof~"

Meijia turned around and asked in confusion: "What's the sound?"

Yifei quickly said: "No? I didn't hear anything."

Wan Yu helped: "Yes! It's very quiet, there is no sound at all."

Meijia recalled the voice just now and asked uncertainly: "It seems that there was a puppy's voice. Do you have a puppy?" Zhanbo explained: "It's me. I just hit my toe. It hurts. Wow." Woohoo~"

"He's been called like this since he was a child. It's really unpleasant." Yifei explained with an awkward smile.

"Yes, woo woo~" Zhan Bo had no choice but to continue pretending.

Xiang Yu was also convinced by Meijia, who was not shrewd when she should be shrewd, and was extremely shrewd when she shouldn't be shrewd.

Meijia saw a large piece of meat on the cutting board in the kitchen and was surprised: "Ah! What is this? Why does it look so ugly?"

"This is not for dogs." Zhan Bo was too nervous and said without hesitation.

Yifei had started to pinch her eyebrows and began to feel pain in her trigeminal nerve. Xiang Yu only felt that he should have put away the beef just now. Wait, if Meijia takes this away later, will I go to 3602 for dinner?

Meijia asked in confusion: "What kind of dog?"

"Oh! What Zhan Bo means is that it looks like it's for dogs, but it's actually for people." Wan Yu explained for Zhan Bo in order not to betray anyone.

"Yes, this is authentic Kobe beef." Zhan Bo's mind was already in a state of confusion, and he said whatever he thought of.

Meijia frowned and said, "But just now Wanyu came to our place to get biscuits and said that you were out of food."

"Yes! We only eat biscuits now." After Wan Yu finished speaking, Zhan Bo and Yifei nodded in agreement.

Meijia pointed to the "Kobe Beef" on the chopping board and asked, "What about this one?"

"Oh! We have all become vegetarians. This is too sinful. We are preparing to throw it away." Wan Yu said while holding the rope on the steak and preparing to take it away.

"No, no, no, what a waste! Is this what Kobe beef looks like? It looks delicious." When Meijia heard that he was about to pour it away, he quickly held the rope to stop it.

"We're still going to throw it away. No one should eat it! It's too sinful." Wan Yu emphasized immediately upon hearing this, and tried to take the steak from Meijia's hand.

"It doesn't matter. We have milk and beef. I can make Kobe beef teppanyaki for Sekiya." Meijia looked very excited and pulled her over. Wanyu had no choice but to let go.

"Let me tell you a secret, Guangu wants to give me a surprise, and I want to repay him well." Meijia picked up the steak and smiled at the four of them.

Wan Yu thought that Guangu had already eaten the dog biscuits. If he ate this again, there wouldn't be any problems. "Hey! Meijia, wait a minute, you can't give this to Guangu anymore." Wanyu tried to stop it again.

"What's wrong?" Meijia asked confused.

"Because ~ because the beef is raw." Wan Yu blurted out as her mind went blank and she couldn't find a reason.

"It's true that you can't eat it raw, just burn it! Bye!" Meijia seemed to be seeing a young lady who doesn't eat fireworks for the first time.

At this time, the little border collie called out again: "Woof~"

"Bumped into it again?" Meijia turned her head and stared at Zhan Bo. Zhan Bo's ears turned red and he nodded awkwardly.

"Xiang Yu, remember to wait for the Kobe beef teppanyaki!" Meijia walked towards the door, not forgetting to say to Xiang Yu.

"Huh, I'm finally gone." Zhan Bo let out a long breath and took out the small Bian Mu Dao from under his clothes.

"What should I do now? Guangu has already eaten dog biscuits. Is it possible that he has to eat dog beef? I can't let Guangu eat dog food anymore. He just wants to give Meijia a surprise. He shouldn't be so unlucky. It's so pitiful. "Wanyu felt a little bit unbearable.

"That's beef. It should be okay to eat some beef." Yifei retorted.

"But, that beef is compound beef, injected with growth hormone, and added with rubber fiber for teeth grinding. The ingredients look a bit like plastic." Wan Yu was very worried about this beef.

"I definitely don't know how to eat. I can't go back to 3602 tonight. It's too dangerous." Xiang Yu said while thinking that he might just stay in 3603 tonight and have some snacks for dinner.

"Don't worry, Guangu may not be able to eat it. He will react when he finds something is wrong." Zhan Bo put the dog in the box and comforted Wanyu.

"There is only one way to tell whether Guan Gu has eaten or not." Yifei raised her hand and said confidently.

"What can I do?" Wan Yu asked quickly.

"Next time we see Guan Gu, throw a stick out, and then if he spreads his legs and runs away, it means he has eaten it." Yifei said, making a gesture of throwing a stick with his hand.

"No, Guan Gu is too pitiful, I have to stop them." Wan Yu said and was about to go to 3602.

Xiang Yu quickly grabbed the guilty Wan Yu and said, "You'd better not go. Just cooperate with me later and I'll go to 3602 to find a way to steal the beef."

Xiang Yu took out the milk powder he bought and handed it to Wanyu, saying, "Don't let anyone drink it this time." Xiang Yu had forgotten that the milk powder he bought this time was for people to drink.

(End of this chapter)

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