The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 28 Love at first sight

Yifei sat elegantly on the bar sofa, holding her laptop and looking at the backstage of her online store. Meijia came over excitedly: "You can't tell, Sister Yifei, you also open an online store."

Xiang Yu was sitting on the sofa nearby, recalling the contents of the tomb robbing notes, adding his own understanding, and typing on the laptop keyboard, focusing on whatever he wanted. While drinking juice, then eating a piece of cake, and finally typing a few words.

Ever since he promised Teacher Zeng to help him change the program into a novel column, Teacher Zeng started to give him all kinds of nudges. After finally writing two chapters, Teacher Zeng immediately turned into a ruthless urging machine after reading it, waiting for Xiang Yu to finish the first volume so that he could apply to change the program.

"My aunt is a food wholesaler. I usually help her sell some almonds, walnuts, melon seeds, etc. to make some extra money." Yifei replied to the computer.

"Sister Yifei, I think I need some walnuts to replenish my brain." Xiang Yu said after hearing this.

"You don't need to replenish your brain. You wake up every day, eat, and go to bed when you are full. Sooner or later, you will turn into a pig. Pigs don't need to replenish their brains!" Yifei said contemptuously.

"Ah! If you told me earlier, I would buy it from you. Last week, I just bought two kilograms of crispy plums online. When I opened it, I saw that the crispy plums turned into plums, which are completely different from what I wanted." Meijiayi said in surprise.

"The shop owner also plausibly said: "Oh, it probably takes a long time, so let's do it. So it became Hua Mei. Yep, unscrupulous profiteers. "Meijia rolled her eyes and expressed her contempt for the store.

"There are so many unreliable things on the Internet. If you think about it, there are birds everywhere in the forest." Yifei said empathetically.

"It is said that it is easy and profitable to open an online store now. Is it true?" Meijia said with envy based on her own guess.

"It's very hard, especially when a beautiful woman like me is a store owner, she can easily be harassed. A group of stupid men will pretend to chat with you for half a month, and finally buy two taels of melon seeds!" Yifei said bitterly. In fact, just because others asked a few more questions, Sister Yi Fei lost her patience.

"Sister Yifei, think about it, if your avatar looked like a big man with hair on his chest, would anyone still want to chat with you?" Xiang Yu interrupted.

"Or I can use your avatar. This way I can attract a group of nymphomaniac girls." Yifei had a different idea.

"I used to be harassed online a lot, but later I discovered that the username you choose is very important!" Meijia expressed deep sympathy.

"What's your username?"

"For work accounts, no chatting is allowed; if you want to force a chat, it's 50 cents per word; punctuation marks are charged at half price; more than 1,000 words, 20% off; voice and video are not available yet; pay first and chat later, chat as soon as payment is received; online payment is provided Invoice; looking for agents!" Meijia said loudly like she was telling a cross talk joke.

"Is anyone still harassing you?" Yifei asked tentatively.

"No need to ask, no one has ever spoken to me again!" Meijia suddenly looked frustrated.

"Mika, are you typing fast?" Xiang Yu asked.

"I type very fast. At that time, I was everywhere in every chat room. Unfortunately, later, they said I was swiping the screen and they all kicked me out." Meijia said aggrievedly.

"Well played, Meijia, would you mind finding a part-time job besides being Guangu's assistant?" Xiang Yu said excitedly after hearing this.

"What kind of part-time job? I have to ask Guan Gu first, but when I'm not busy, I can help you." Meijia said happily.

"No problem. But the money that should be given must still be given. Brothers and sisters must also settle the accounts." Xiang Yu said nonchalantly. Xiang Yu remembered that Guangu said that he had finished drawing the fourth volume, so he shouldn't be very busy.

At the same time, there was a huge box on the coffee table in Suite 3601, with a big bow attached to it. Zhan Bo was carefully adjusting the angle of the box, while Wan Yu walked downstairs, flipping through her wallet, sighing as she walked, looking very worried.

Zhan Bo happily greeted Wanyu: "Hi, Wanyu!"

Wan Yu walked to Zhan Bo absentmindedly.

"Come here, I've prepared a gift for you. It's a good gift!" Zhan Bo said excitedly, pointing to the box on the coffee table.

"Oh." Wanyu put away her shriveled purse, her mind flying to the sky.

"Want to know what's inside?" Zhan Bo began to induce.

"Oh." Wan Yu stood on the spot, her eyes dull, as if she was out of touch with the world.

"Can you answer anything other than 'Oh'?" Zhan Bo said helplessly.

"Yeah." Wanyu responded with a worried expression.

Zhan Bo turned around and was depressed.

"Ah! Sorry, I was distracted just now." Wanyu came back to her senses and explained.

"It's a gift, but my birthday isn't here yet." Wan Yu said doubtfully.

"This is not a birthday gift. Today is the anniversary of the three months since we stayed in the love apartment together, ah no, the anniversary." Zhan Bo said with a smile on his face instantly.

"Yeah, it's been three months, and it's time for me to pay the rent again." Wan Yu whispered to herself.

"What did you say?" Zhan Bo didn't hear clearly, so he asked.

"Nothing!" Wanyu concealed it. He lowered his head and looked at the big box with great interest: "It's so big, what's inside."

Zhan Bo immediately raised his head and chest, and said with a proud look on his face: "They are all my most valuable collections. It took me 10 years to collect them all. They are all collector's editions and are priceless!"

"It's priceless," Wan Yu's heartbeat quickened and she asked, "Is it a Dior, Gucci, or LV bag?"

Zhan Bo shook his head, full of confidence: "Better! I guarantee you will like it." He thought: How can Dior, Gucci, etc. compare to my Transformers? This is a collector's edition! !
  "Really? How can I accept such a valuable thing from you?" Wan Yu became a little excited and a little excited when she heard what Zhan Bo said.

"Can I open it?" Wanyu asked a little embarrassed.

"Of course! Surprise!" Zhan Bo bent down and picked up the huge box lid and lifted it up, revealing five Transformers standing on the base. Wanyu looked at the five Transformers with funny shapes, feeling at a loss and dumbfounded, as if they had been struck by lightning.

"Haha, I like it so much. Is this Sailor Moon?" Wan Yu looked at Zhan Bo's excited expression. She didn't know why, so she could only force herself to smile.

"." Zhan Bo was speechless.

"I'll accept it first, thank you. Zhan Bo." Wanyu thanked Zhan Bo.

"You're welcome." Zhan Bo smiled again.

As Wanyu went out, Zhanbo, who had nothing to do, came to the bar.

Yifei continued to use her laptop to look at the online store, while Meijia was watching with a drink. Zhanbo came over and Zhanbo pressed against Yifei and asked, "Sister, how is your business doing recently?".

Yifei didn't even raise his head and complained: "Forget it, the negative review rate is 98%. We just won the Golden Raspberry Store Award of the Year. How is the business?"

"Ah, how could it be so miserable? Let me see." Meijia looked at the side with her chin in her hands for a long time, feeling particularly surprised.

"Very good, down 2 points from last month!" Zhan Bo said optimistically.

Yifei was noncommittal about Zhanbo's optimism and said: "Today's perverted buyers are always giving negative reviews. Look at this, the reason for the negative reviews: Why are your walnuts different from others? Damn it!"

The more Yifei talked, the more angry she felt in her heart, and she roared: "And this: the things are okay, but the attitude is bad! When did I treat you badly? I don't understand. Do you want me to say I love you? I think my attitude is bad. That’s great!”

Zhanbo and Meijia each patted Yifei on one shoulder, trying to calm her down. "Sister, calm down."

Zhan Bo pointed at the screen and quickly changed the subject, "Then why did you call him a pervert before?"

"Nonsense, look at his name, 'Sell your pants to go online', what is he if he's not a pervert?" Yifei criticized.

"Yifei, maybe he is a pants seller." Xiang Yu ordered another drink from the bar counter.

"Look at this again, the reason for the negative review: My girlfriend's review is average." Meijia also found one and said to the screen.

"Nonsense, he only bought half a catty of hawthorn, you ask him to buy a diamond ring!" Yifei was still angry.

"There is another complaint here!" Zhan Bo added fuel to the fire.

"The walnut shell is so hard that my teeth are about to fall out. I really despise the seller who charges more for postage in order to increase the weight, and even stuffs a piece of iron into the box!" Zhanbo read out word by word and felt that the surroundings were getting colder and colder. .

"Hmph, hey, hey, you ask him to look carefully at the piece of iron to see if there is a screw in the middle, and then look down to see if there is a slit in the middle. Then forcefully separate it along the slit. This broken piece of iron is for him to stuff walnuts. Pliers!" Yifei clenched her hands and laughed so hard that Xiang Yu's spine went cold.

"Calm down, calm down! Hey, look, there's actually a good review here." Zhan Bo seemed to have found his savior.

Yifei clasped her hands and thanked God: "There are still normal people in the world after all!"

Meijia read out: "Good reviews, the pearl necklace is good, the ring is also pretty, the pillow feels good, and the mobile phone pendant is also good. I like it so much!"

"But I don't have anything she bought in my store?" Yifei wondered.

"I remember a profession called a bad review eliminater. Yifei, you may need this." Xiang Yu suggested based on his memory.

"I just want to make some extra money. I can't afford to hire an elimination master, so I have to pay for it." Yifei said helplessly.

Zhanbo concluded: "Sister, I think you are not suitable for this at all. You are not a business material."

Yifei refused to admit defeat and retorted: "Nonsense, I have already started to think of a way. The competition in selling food is too fierce these days, so I am going to introduce one of the most popular and in-demand products from abroad. I will definitely make a lot of money!"

"Really?" Zhan Bo adjusted his glasses and asked in surprise.

"What stuff?" Meijia was curious.

Yifei solemnly said four words from between her teeth: "Love at first sight."

"Can you buy this?" Meijia asked in surprise.

Yifei took out a small bottle and held it in his hand and explained: "This is an aromatherapy imported from India. The name is 'Love at First Sight'." It is extracted from a plant called "Bulgado flower" in southern India. Scientists have found that the nectar of this flower is in the form of colorless liquid. When made into aromatherapy and heated, it will emit a charming fragrance, which is not only attractive It is refreshing and refreshing, and it can also increase the secretion of hormones in the human body, making people involuntarily feel good about each other. Therefore, this kind of aromatherapy is very popular in India and is known as the Aladdin's magic lamp for young men and women to date and fall in love."

"Wow! So magical. How much does it cost?" Meijia's eyes suddenly lit up.

"The breaking price is only 998." Yifei knocked the bottle hard on the table and stretched out her hand to make an "eight".

"It's so expensive!" Meijia was immediately disappointed.

"It's good if it works." Yifei said confidently.

"Yifei, if you break it, you will lose 998 immediately. Oh yeah!" Xiang Yu said with a smile.

Yifei quickly picked up the aromatherapy bottle, put it away and promoted it to Xiang Yu, a wealthy customer: "Xiang Yu, do you want a bottle?"

"What's the use of this? I'm single and don't even have a girlfriend. Why do I need a dating tool?" Xiang Yu said, losing all energy in an instant.

(End of this chapter)