The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 25 Teacher Zeng’s darkest moment

Xiang Yu, carrying his suitcase, quickly returned to 3602 in the mood of watching a show.

Turning from 3602 to the balcony of 3601, Xiang Yu squatted down and saw Teacher Zeng talking to Lisa Rong. Xiang Yu nodded secretly, Lisa Rong looked more elegant than she looked on TV. "Son of a bitch" cursed Zi Qiao in his heart. If this guy continues like this, he will never dare to look for girls in China again.

Lisa Rong was dubious and looked at the living room, "Do you live alone?"

"I share an apartment with some friends. You know, as hosts, we need to collect some materials in life all the time, so I chose iPartment. Love is the most beautiful language in the world, and it is everywhere." Teacher Zeng said nonsense.

Seeing Lisa Rong was about to sit down, Teacher Zeng calmly rushed over and put the stool in the right place. Xiang Yu quickly held up a DV player on the balcony to preserve the scene.

"No wonder I still have a young heart despite my age. It turns out it's because of the love apartment." Lisa Rong said with a smile.

"Actually, my age is not as old as you think," Teacher Zeng was still chattering.

"I think our program should have a mature and steady host, so that we can give young people the right direction." Lisa Rong interrupted.

"That's right. I'm already so old before I know it. Time really flies by and time is not forgiving." Hearing this, Teacher Zeng immediately pretended to be mature.

"Okay, how much do you know about our program?" Lisa Rong was about to get to the point.

Teacher Zeng began to talk endlessly about his views on the program. Lisa Rong listened to Teacher Zeng's words with a disdainful and meaningful smile on her face.

"I remember I told you that there are many people participating in this host audition. We need to conduct a careful inspection. Moreover, this program is our key project. We need to find a host with high academic qualifications and a good reputation." Lisa Rong said a little impatiently.

"I'm confident. I graduated from Jiaotong University and have a double master's degree in philosophy and history. I also helped the police capture human traffickers and won a banner." Teacher Zeng said to Lisa Rong a little uneasily.

"Then why are you always at the bottom in previous shows?" Lisa Rong asked, a little curious as to how someone with such an academic qualification could be at the bottom.

Teacher Zeng seemed to have been stabbed and said awkwardly: "I don't want to be at the bottom, but someone has to host the late-night show."

"It's just a joke, do you mind?" Lisa Rong smiled upon seeing this.

Teacher Zeng forced out a smile that was uglier than crying: "Haha, how could it be possible? Of course not."

Lisa Rong smiled slightly and said: "That's good. Why does the room smell like grilled octopus? What seafood did you eat for lunch?"

Teacher Zeng wanted to scold Ziqiao to death, so he said awkwardly: "Do you want some?"

"No, I'm allergic to seafood." Lisa Rong pretended to be calm.

After about five minutes, Lisa Rong had a basic understanding of Teacher Zeng’s working ability. He concluded: "Your hosting style and grasp of topics are very experienced. Moreover, you are not nervous at all. I think you will be a good host."

"Thank you, thank you. I also think we are very compatible." Teacher Zeng said with a smile, eliminating a little nervousness.

"Excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom." Lisa Rong said and stood up.

"Enter the door and turn left." Teacher Zeng quickly signaled.

After Lisa Rong entered the bathroom, Teacher Zeng quickly took out a tissue and wiped the sweat off her head.

Xiang Yu took the opportunity to enter the living room from the balcony.

Teacher Zeng was startled and said nervously in a low voice: "What are you doing here? Get out quickly. My boss hasn't left yet."

"Teacher Zeng, don't be nervous. She has gone to the bathroom and can't see me. How was your interview? Was it a success?" Xiang Yu asked curiously.

"Not yet, but she just praised me as a good host." Teacher Zeng said proudly.

"It's useless. You are very good, but I'm sorry that this program is not suitable for you. Haven't you heard this?" Xiang Yu retorted.

"No, then what should I do?" Teacher Zeng said doubtfully.

"I have two ways. The first way is that I will pretend to be your wingman from the outside later and show your bright and righteous side. For example, you once helped the police capture the gang of human traffickers and get the banner. The second way is that I arrested the human traffickers last time. The drug is still there, use it on her, and then hey hey hey." Xiang Yu said, half joking and half serious.

"I choose the first one, but you have to show my righteous and bright side." Teacher Zeng also felt that the first idea was a good one. Little do you know that all bad ideas sound good at first.

"Okay." Xiang Yu said as he went to the balcony to turn back. Before turning back, Xiang Yu quietly left the DV player with the video on on the balcony.

Back in the 3602 living room, Zi Qiao was coming out of the bathroom when a strong fishy smell came. "Wow, Zi Qiao, why don't you take a shower?" Xiang Yu said unbearably.

"I was halfway through washing, but the water pipe ran out of water. I went to Teacher Zeng's place to wash." Zi Qiao said helplessly.

"Wait a minute, Teacher Zeng's female boss is interviewing him. You'd better not go." Xiang Yu planned to stop him.

"Then maybe Teacher Zeng needs me." Zi Qiao said confidently. After saying that, he was about to knock on the door of 3601.

"Wait a minute, I have an idea. Teacher Zeng just asked us to be wingmen. You are a person who was injured in an accident, lost his memory and was trafficked by human traffickers. Teacher Zeng and I rescued you when we captured the traffickers, and then adopted you." Unable to stop it, Xiang Yu had no choice but to get vaccinated first.

"Ah, bah, why weren't you kidnapped by human traffickers and I adopted you?" Zi Qiao said unwillingly.

"Ziqiao, look at my fist. It's big, round and a little itchy. Either I knock you out, or I'll let Teacher Zeng treat you to dinner before I succeed." Xiang Yu threatened.

"Okay, I lost my memory." Zi Qiao said helplessly.

So the two of them knocked on the door. "KouKouKou" Zi Qiao asked while knocking: "Teacher Zeng, are you at home?"

Teacher Zeng quickly ran to the door and opened it.

"What a familiar voice." Lisa Rong murmured to herself.

Lisa Rong was sitting on the sofa and turned around to look at Zi Qiao who had just walked in outside the door and screamed: "Ah!!! Oh my god! Why are you here!!"

"Is this a good question?" Zi Qiao asked with a confused look on his face.

Xiang Yu stood outside the door, laughing in his heart. He followed Zi Qiao and whispered: "Did you have something happen to her, so she knows you. You have to remember, you have lost your memory."

Xiang Yu crossed Zi Qiao, stood in front of Teacher Zeng and said, "Hello, I am Xiang Yu, Teacher Zeng's friend. Do you know him?"

Xiang Yu was full of passion at this moment and was ready to start the show.

"We once spent a wonderful night together. He said he would call me the next morning, but I waited for three days and three nights, and he still didn't call." Lisa Rong said, immersed in memories.

"Ahem, as the leader of Teacher Zeng, you must know that we once helped capture a gang of human traffickers. He was the one we rescued from the traffickers at that time. He lost his memory at the time. Teacher Zeng saw that he was pitiful, so he came with me Adopted him." Xiang Yu emphasized as he took out the photo from his backpack.

Teacher Zeng secretly gave a thumbs up. Well done.

"Is that so?" Lisa Rong was a little unbelievable.

Xiang Yu turned to Zi Qiao and said with lip language: "If you dare to mess up Teacher Zeng's affairs, you will die in an ugly way."

Teacher Zeng also turned to look at Zi Qiao and signaled with his eyes: "Get her, or you will be dead."

Zi Qiao had woken up from her confusion and pointed at Lisa Rong: "You are so heartless and unjust, how dare you come here? I've been waiting for you for so many years, but you haven't even called me."

"Maybe you have forgotten my name?" Zi Qiao shouted: "I tell you, my name is"

Zi Qiao pointed at Lisa Rong and said, "My name is Lu Bu, and everyone affectionately calls me Xiao Bu."

Lisa Rong said anxiously: "That's right! Xiao Bu, you are the one I'm looking for!" Zi Qiao frowned inwardly: Could it be that I was also using a trumpet to save my life?

"Stop being so messy." Zi Qiao pretended to be angry.

"I remember that since that night, your name has been imprinted in my heart and engraved on my bones. Every night I dream about calling your name. Producer." Zi Qiao said word for word. Said.

Xiang Yu, standing behind Lisa Rong, silently gestured to Zi Qiao with his lips: "Her name is Lisa Rong. You have lost your memory." "But I remember that I gave you my phone number and you didn't call me. And you didn’t have a mobile phone at that time!” Lisa Rong explained.

"Don't change the subject. Will I not have a mobile phone? Are you saying that I can't afford a mobile phone?" Zi Qiao said "sadly".

"That day in the bar, you asked me to borrow my phone and then struck up a conversation with me, and you only had thirty cents in your pocket." Lisa Rong said to Zi Qiao aggrievedly.

"You searched my pants." Zi Qiao said in disbelief.

"I also paid for the room fee." Lisa Rong recalled.

"Really?" Zi Qiao was completely unimpressed.

Lisa Rong continued aggrievedly: "I'm very sure. I left you my phone number, and you promised me to call me the next day."

Zi Qiao was about to continue. Xiang Yu said with frantic lips: "You have lost your memory. You don't remember the phone number."

"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. You are gentle, beautiful, kind, sexy, avant-garde, unrestrained and charming. I am so happy to be with you! If I have your phone number, why don't I call you? Isn't there something wrong with me? That's because I have lost my memory and I only call your name in my dreams." Zi Qiao said upon seeing this.

"Xiao Bu, so you have never forgotten me?" Lisa Rong said excitedly.

"Please, can you think about it with your head? I only have thirty cents in my body and I have lost my memory. How can I call you? Then seduce a girl and ask her to borrow her phone? Am I that kind of person? I've been waiting for you." Zi Qiao said excitedly.

Lisa Rong explained: "Xiaobu, there must be a misunderstanding. I'm sorry."

Zi Qiao suddenly interrupted: "No, don't be sorry, you know? You hurt me deeply. Since then, I often ask girls to borrow phones. Do you know how many phones I have to borrow before I can forget you. "

"Xiao Bu." Lisa Rong was about to explain.

Zi Qiao interrupted: "You deprived me of the opportunity to be a good person."

Just as Zi Qiao was crying "affectionately", Chen Meijia opened the door and jumped in, saying, "Zi Qiao, where is the fish you caught?"

Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment, holy shit, I forgot that Meijia also appeared at that time.

"How did you know I was here?" Zi Qiao asked confused.

"All the wild cats in the apartment are at the door of the room." Meijia waved her hand in disgust.

Lisa Rong asked unhappily: "Xiao Bu, who is she?"

"Xiaobu~?" Meijia said, looking at Ziqiao who kept begging for mercy.

Xiang Yu quickly took out the fish from the refrigerator and handed it to Meijia and whispered: "I will explain to you later. Ziqiao will cry later, I promise."

Then he said loudly: "The fish is here, but if it is not taken care of, it will stink."

Lisa Rong crossed her arms in front of her chest and asked, "Xiao Bu, why did he call you Zi Qiao?"

Zi Qiao explained: "My surname is Lu, my given name is Bu, and my courtesy name is Zi Qiao."

When Teacher Zeng saw that he was about to be tricked, he explained in a low voice: "Mika, don't be angry! Uh~ Xiaobu only has temporary amnesia. You know that he will talk nonsense when he loses his memory! Right?"

"It's his business how to mess with it. I'm not interested in playing with him. Give me the fish. I want to cook." Meijia stretched out her hand and took the fish.

Lisa Rong said in disgust: "It turns out she's a nanny!"

"You!" Meijia was furious.

Xiang Yu and Teacher Zeng quickly stopped Meijia when they saw something was not going well.

Lisa Rong asked calmly: "What's wrong? Did I say something wrong?"

Xiang Yu and Teacher Zeng covered Meijia's mouth and pushed Meijia out of the door.

"Hmph! It's you who deprived me of the opportunity to be a good person." Zi Qiao took the opportunity to change his face and shouted excitedly.

Lisa Rong anxiously walked to Zi Qiao and said, "Xiao Bu, I didn't mean it. We can start over!"

Zi Qiao said excitedly as he backed away: "No, it's too late. I, Lu Xiaobu, swore to God that I would never approach a woman again." After Zi Qiao said this, he wanted to run away.

Xiang Yu grabbed Zi Qiao and said, "It's like this. Lu Bu's amnesia sometimes gets worse when he gets emotional. The doctor said, "It may be that high blood pressure when he gets emotional can irritate his brain." "Let's take it easy, both of you."

"Ziqiao, please sit down for a while and don't get excited. You have called Lisa so many times in your dream. Now that the real person is here, how can you leave." Xiang Yu patted Zi Qiao on the shoulder and threatened secretly.

"Lisa, don't be too excited. It's a good thing to see you again after a long separation." Xiang Yu turned around and poured a glass of ice water and said to Lisa.

"Ah! Don't cry, my heart is broken." Zi Qiao pretended to be heartbroken and said to Lisa Rong, who was still crying.

"Hey, Teacher Zeng, Xiang Yu, why am I here? My fish is still in the pot." Zi Qiao pretended to have lost his memory again for a moment, and then ran out of the door as he spoke.

"Xiao Bu." Lisa Rong shouted.

After a moment, "I'm so sorry for letting you see this." Lisa Rong apologized while wiping her tears.

"I can completely understand that many young people go astray because they can't control themselves like this." Teacher Zeng consoled him.

"Ah?" Lisa Rong and Xiang Yu looked at Teacher Zeng in unison after hearing Teacher Zeng's comfort.

"I mean, you have a very young mentality, which is good, and I admire you very much." Teacher Zeng said awkwardly.

"You won't tell anyone, will you?" Lisa Rong said in a threatening tone

"No, of course not. My female boss will always be a perfect female image in my heart." Teacher Zeng said firmly

Xiang Yu thought to himself: Teacher Zeng is really shameless and invincible.

Xiang Yu approached Lisa Rong and said loudly: "I'll tell you a secret about Teacher Zeng, so that you won't be afraid of him threatening you."

"Huh?" Teacher Zeng looked surprised.

"Teacher Zeng has been in love for eight years, but he is still a virgin." Xiang Yu said in a low voice.

"Virgin, 8 years, hahahaha." Lisa Rong smiled at Teacher Zeng.

Teacher Zeng looked embarrassed.

"Great, it seems that you already have all the qualities needed for an excellent program host. What else can I say? You are the only candidate for the program host of our new column." Lisa Rong laughed. Wan said calmly.

"Really? Aren't there going to be leadership assessments next week?" Teacher Zeng said in disbelief.

"Let the leader die! That's it, you will record it next week." Lisa Rong said.

"Lisa, thank you so much. You are really my second parent, Lisa." Teacher Zeng thanked her excitedly.

Xiang Yu was speechless. After sending Lisa Rong away, Teacher Zeng glared at Xiang Yu: "I'm going to kill you."

"Wait, listen to my explanation. You have your boss's handle. Although she will give you some benefits, she will always be worried about you leaking it out. She will also be on guard against you. Now she also knows your secret. , this is different, you have checks and balances on each other, and as long as you perform well, you can benefit from each other." Xiang Yu ran to the balcony.

"What you said makes sense." Teacher Zeng felt that it made sense. Suddenly Xiang Yu discovered that he had put away a DV player on the balcony.

"Delete the video for me." Teacher Zeng, who understood instantly, rushed over, but unfortunately Xiang Yu had already climbed over the balcony and escaped.

(End of this chapter)