The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 22 Training Teacher Zeng
  Xiang Yu escaped from the battlefield of 3602 and came to 3601. Teacher Zeng changed into formal clothes and was posing in front of the mirror.

"Teacher Zeng, don't twist it. If you twist it again, your pants will burst." Xiang Yu said to Teacher Zeng.

"How come, Brother Xian, my figure is perfect." Teacher Zeng said narcissistically.

"It's so boring. Why don't you go to the bar for a drink?" Xiang Yu said boredly. Teacher Zeng still maintains a good figure at this time, but Xiang Yu is not interested in men's figures.

"You go first, I want to change into leather shoes." Teacher Zeng said sultryly.

I went to the bar downstairs to kill time.

In the bar, the soft lights and music instantly made Xiang Yu feel carefree. As it approached noon, scattered people were sitting on various seats.

Xiang Yu saw the other three people from 3601 sitting at the edge of the bar and pulled Teacher Zeng over.

"Wanyu, what are you doing? Are you taking a horoscope test? Let me calculate today's rising sign. Capricorn has five lucky stars today." Xiang Yu said to Wanyu.

"I'm submitting my resume. This is called a personality test. I've submitted my resume to many companies. Before the interview, I have to do a set of test questions." Wan Yu replied.

"This is popular in foreign companies. It is said that it can detect people's personality attributes and see if they are suitable for the position." Zhanbo Science said.

"Foreigners are really troublesome. Is there a certain relationship between personality and position?" Yifei said disdainfully.

"Of course it does matter! Nowadays, everything can be faked. Degrees can be faked, certificates can be faked, but character cannot be faked." Zhan Bo said simply.

"Hahaha, Zhan Boqian needs to know that people's personalities can be faked. Be more discerning, kid." Xiang Yu said disapprovingly.

"Really? Are these questions really useful?" Wan Yu asked doubtfully.

"Normally, these questions are all asked by psychologists. You may find them strange at first glance, but they can truly reflect your outlook on life and values. They are very knowledgeable!" Zhan Bo explained, pretending to understand.

"Look at this question, what do mosquitoes and tigers have in common?" Wan Yu pointed to a question on the computer.

"Well, it depends on your way of thinking, whether it is concrete or abstract." Zhan Bo hesitated.

"First of all, tigers and mosquitoes are animals, and secondly, there is a relationship between husband and wife: mosquitoes and tigers will be together when they mate, but other than that, their daily activities are separate." Xiang Yu said with a smile.

"Haha! That makes sense." Wan Yu nodded in agreement.

Teacher Zeng walked up to a few people with a smile on his face and said, "Everyone, how do you think of my new look?"

Wanyu looked back and said, "He's so handsome!"

Yifei saw Zeng Xiaoxian snoring and said: "Yes, he looks quite like a human being."

"You! This may be a turning point that changes my life." Teacher Zeng said angrily.

"Are you sure this is a turning point in your life? Just change your clothes and look and change your life?" Xiang Yu joked.

"Teacher Zeng, you are also going for the interview!" Zhan Bo asked doubtfully
  "Absolutely. I heard from the grapevine that a new column of the TV station is looking for a host. I also heard from the grapevine that the producer of the new column is called Lisa Rong. Think about it, I finally have the opportunity to enter the television industry. ." Teacher Zeng explained with excitement.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, your logic is a little jumpy? If you just heard this from the gossip, you can change your career to be a TV host." Yifei asked doubtfully.

"Of course it's not enough. According to the latest news, Lisa Rong will come to the radio station this afternoon to look for a host. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Maybe she will be the person who changes my life." Teacher Zeng said with confidence.

"Teacher Zeng, let me ask you a question, if your father and Lisa Rong got into a fight, who would you help?" Wan Yu said.

Teacher Zeng suddenly fell into silence.

Xiang Yu interjected: "Wanyu, there is almost no chance that Teacher Zeng's father and Lisa Rong will fight, unless she really changes Teacher Zeng's life."

"Why do you say that? Isn't it a good thing that she changed Teacher Zeng's life?" Zhan Bo said innocently.

"You ask Teacher Zeng about the last woman who changed his life?" Yifei said with a smile.

"I still have something to do. I'm going to the radio station." Teacher Zeng was about to run away immediately.

"Teacher Zeng, don't leave in a hurry. I have a clever plan that can improve your probability of success." Xiang Yu said calmly.

"What a clever idea, is it reliable?" Teacher Zeng asked impatiently.

Xiang Yu waved his hand and said, "Please order the juice and drinks first. I haven't had lunch yet and I'm still very hungry." Xiang Yu was going to take the opportunity to blackmail Teacher Zeng first.

Soon, there was a sofa booth, and Xiang Yu was sitting on the sofa, eating the stir-fried pork rice bowl bought by Teacher Zeng, and drinking the juice bought by Teacher Zeng. Sitting on the sofa next to them were Wan Yu who was studying together, Zhan Bo who was accompanying Wan Yu, and Yifei who was accompanying Zhan Bo.

"Teacher Zeng, you need some training. Lisa Rong is your interviewer. Do you know her preferences? Do you know her professional experience? Do you know her recruitment standards? If you don't know, then what do you think? A student who applies for graduate school but doesn’t know about the tutor’s thesis and the most outstanding research results, will this student succeed?” Xiang Yu first asked three questions. "What should I do? I only heard from the grapevine that she is the person in charge." Teacher Zeng looked desperate.

"Don't worry, this is the Internet age, Zhanbo, use your computer to check Lisa Rong's career experience, be more detailed. Ask Teacher Zeng to treat you to a drink of juice." Xiang Yu said calmly.

"No problem, today's consumption is all on me." Teacher Zeng said quickly.

"Second point, Mr. Zeng, your program has always been at the bottom of the radio station. When Lisa Rong asked about your strengths, you can't say that your program being at the bottom is your strength. You have to explore your other strengths. You What are the advantages?" Xiang Yu continued to ask.

"I, I don't know what advantages I have." Teacher Zeng thought for a moment and began to collapse.

"Don't be nervous, Mr. Zeng, although you are not very handsome, you are not bad either. Although your ability to deal with emergencies on the show is very weak, your work ability is okay. Although your eloquence is average, you He is very thick-skinned. These are all advantages, but they are not outstanding enough.”

"Can you get rid of it? What outstanding advantages do I need?" Teacher Zeng said helplessly.

"It depends on what the program needs. Do you understand this new program?" Xiang Yu said calmly.

"I only know that it is a program about cases of young people's emotional problems. What does this program need?" Teacher Zeng asked.

"Wanyu, Zhanbo, Yifei, what kind of program do you think young people need to deal with their emotional problems?"

"Teach them how to fall in love?" Zhan Bo replied while looking for information. I thought: I don’t even have a girlfriend, how can I fall in love?

"Help them deal with their emotional conflicts?" Wan Yu said.

"Teach them how to kill bad people." Yifei joked.

"These are all correct, but they are not comprehensive. A TV program, through emotional problem cases, must be to teach others how to correctly handle emotional problems, chase girlfriends, fall in love, deal with conflicts, and even deal with breakups. They are all. The key to the content of your program is correctness," Xiang Yu concluded.

"But you still haven't told me, what are my outstanding advantages?" Teacher Zeng was still confused.

Xiang Yu handed Teacher Zeng a tips bag and said: "This is the exclusive advantage I have prepared for you. If Lisa Rong does not give you a chance to interview, you should immediately turn around, open the tips bag, and then throw the contents on the ground, head Leave without looking back."

"What's in here?" Teacher Zeng took it and was about to open it.

"Don't open it, it won't work if you open it." Xiang Yu pretended to be serious. I thought: If you open it, you will definitely not believe the photo of Zi Qiao inside. This is your outstanding advantage.

"I've found out all the information. Here." Zhan Bo handed Wan Yu's computer to Xiang Yu.

"Teacher Zeng, from the information, Lisa Rong was the producer of the radio station "Crystal Love". Do you have any impressions of this program? Later, she was responsible for two popular programs "The Voice of Love" and "Psychological Clinic" , is now a radio producer and director, and she is a typical strong working woman, single. Tsk, tsk, tsk, her fighting ability is perfect." Xiang Yu said to the information collected by Zhanbo.

"I have no impression. I only know the names of these programs, and at most I listen to the hosts occasionally. Who cares about the producers?" Teacher Zeng began to doubt himself again.

"No, Teacher Zeng, although you have no impression of her, she must have an impression of you, because your program is at the bottom, and her first program "Crystal Love" is ranked second to last. This is reflected in her information It’s mentioned above. So, as long as you have a thick skin, she should be able to sympathize with your experience of being at the bottom." Xiang Yu analyzed.

"Then what will I say then?" Teacher Zeng still lacked confidence.

"Teacher Zeng, the TV station is your dream. You must remember how deeply you love your dream, and love is invincible. You will definitely succeed, I believe in you." Xiang Yu patted Teacher Zeng on the shoulder and said .

"It's almost time, Teacher Zeng, go quickly, otherwise it will be bad if you are late and miss it. Remember, bring my bag of tips," Xiang Yu continued quickly while Teacher Zeng was confused.

"Okay, I'll go then." Teacher Zeng looked at his watch and hurried out to go to the radio station.

Xiang Yu couldn't help laughing when he saw Teacher Zeng leaving. He hoped that Teacher Zeng could succeed, and it was best not to use the tips.

"What you just said about love is invincible, you are so deceptive." Yifei said with a smile.

"Isn't it?" Zhan Bo asked doubtfully.

"No, in fact, Teacher Zeng is invincible even if he is a humble person." Xiang Yu explained.

Everyone laughed.

"I haven't found a job yet, and those interview questions are really weird." Wan Yu complained after laughing.

"Zhanbo, if I were the examiner and I asked you who is more suitable to be a programmer, Tang Monk, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, or Sha Seng? How would you answer?" Xiang Yu said with a strange smile.

"Wanyu, when you go to the toilet and an earthquake strikes, do you run away directly, or...?"

"Yifei, there are 5 glasses of water in front of you, but there are 6 leaders in the meeting. How do you distribute them to 6 leaders?"

After saying that, Xiang Yu escaped from the apartment while the three of them were thinking.

(End of this chapter)