Chapter 11 Hello, I want a KFC
  Back in Suite 3601, everyone was having a barbecue and discussing it enthusiastically.

"Why haven't you slept yet? You're still eating barbecue here." Teacher Zeng, who had just gotten off work, appeared in 3601.
  "Teacher Zeng, it's such a pity that you didn't go today. You missed the big scene of punishing rape and eradicating evil." Wan Yu smiled at Teacher Zeng.

"Today's magic was so exciting, and it not only punished rape and eliminated evil, we also visited the police station." Zhan Bo also said with a proud face.

"What happened? Why did you go to the police station? How did Hu Yifei lead the team?" Teacher Zeng panicked when he heard about the police station.

"Bitch Zeng, what do you think? If you were here, you would probably kneel down and beg for mercy." Hu Yifei instantly stood on the stool with one foot and looked at Teacher Zeng with contempt.

"Teacher Zeng, don't be anxious. You can know the news tomorrow morning by just reading it? Sit down and eat some barbecue to fill your stomach first." Xiang Yu waved to Zeng Xiaoxian. Xiang Yu was not in a hurry now. Wang Ermao is probably a The death penalty may also be carried out immediately.

"I'm full. I have to go to school tomorrow. Let's go to bed early." Seeing that it was getting late, Hu Yifei asked everyone to wash up and go to bed.

"Tell me what's going on!" Zeng Xiaoxian saw everyone leaving and shouted quickly.

"Watch the news tomorrow." x4
  Xiang Yu returned to suite 3602 and lay on the bed. I thought to myself: Is it possible that time travelers have a physique that invites trouble? It is estimated that this kind of thing will never happen once in my life, and it happened just two days ago.

In order to avoid the limelight, Xiang Yu could only wear a hat and a mask when going out for the past two days. After applying for a bank card, he went to the police station and received his bonus and banner. Xiang Yu went to the Digital City to buy an ultra-high-resolution DV player. The rest of the time is spent in 3602.

After the bounty was blown, there was no shortage of money for the time being, and the small square was full of people who watched the news about the magician fighting the wanted criminal in the past two days at night.

The owner of the milk tea shop is very happy. The sales volume in the past two days is higher than the previous week.

Xiang Yu, who was sitting on the sofa, heard the sound of knocking on the door. He stood up and opened the door to see Lu Ziqiao carrying two suitcases.

"Hello, my name is Lu Ziqiao. This is my girlfriend Chen Meijia. You must be Xiang Yu. Teacher Zeng has already told me." Lu Ziqiao said, looking at Xiang Yu who was as handsome as him.

"Hello, I'm Xiang Yu. I moved in three days ago, which is a little earlier than you. I was also at the wedding that day, but you disappeared after the wedding. Come in first." Xiang Yu stretched out his hand to help pick it up. A suitcase.

Chen Meijia, who was carrying a shoulder bag with a cute rabbit-like doll, saw Xiang Yu clearly. "So handsome, really eye-catching." Chen Meijia's eyes were filled with peach blossoms.

Xiang Yu couldn't help but raise his eyebrows when he saw this, and looked at Lu Ziqiao: (Your girlfriend is having an infatuation, please interrupt her.)
  Lu Ziqiao’s eyes: (Good brother, I can’t help it. I’ll just wait until I’m done with my infatuation.)
  Just after moving the things, Xiang Yu took out a can of happy water from the refrigerator and threw it to Lu Ziqiao with a wave of his hand.

"Knock, buckle, buckle~" The door of Suite 3602 opened outwards. Teacher Zeng and Hu Yifei knocked on the door twice and walked in.

"Hello, Ziqiao, we are here to send warmth on behalf of the apartment residents' committee." Teacher Zeng said with a smile.

"Teacher Zeng, Sister Yifei, continue." Xiang Yu leaned against the refrigerator, took out two cans of happy water and threw them out.

"Sending warmth, wow! Love Apartment is so considerate, and the money comes so quickly." Lu Ziqiao smiled and stretched out her hand.

"Uh, ha! Ha! Ha!" Teacher Zeng's devilish laughter made her want to laugh.

Teacher Zeng was slightly embarrassed O(∩_∩)O Haha: "It's not money, it's warmth. This is a little bit of kindness from us to our new neighbors, please accept it." As he spoke, he took out a hot water bottle and patted Lu Ziqiao's hand.

"Oh, and your rent list for this month." Teacher Zeng took out another list from behind and handed it to Lu Ziqiao.

"Hey, wait a minute, isn't my rent reduced by half and all water and electricity free?" Zi Qiao shouted as soon as he looked at the numbers on the list.

"Oh, it's like this. This suite was originally meant for four people. Now you, Meijia, and Xiang Yu live in it. Even though the rent is halved, you still have to share the cost of the empty room equally." Hu Yifei explained. road.

"Ah~" Lu Ziqiao was very surprised.

Xiang Yu nodded and said: "Call me when you pay the rent and we pay it together. It's more convenient. Two thousand yuan a month, one deposit and three payments. It's already a good deal for you and Meijia."

"By the way, where is your girlfriend? I have a hot water bottle for her." Yifei asked Lu Ziqiao while turning around to look for her.

"She disappeared as soon as she checked in. She said she went upstairs and downstairs to visit." Lu Ziqiao replied, scratching her head at the list.

"This girl is a warm-hearted person at first glance." Hu Yifei said.

Xiang Yu nodded inwardly, "Meijia is indeed a warm-hearted person."

Lu Ziqiao secretly tugged on Zeng Xiaoxian's sleeve and pulled it aside: "I heard from Meijia that you are the Women's Chairman."

"Vice, Vice Chairman." Zeng Xiaoxian looked disgusted.

"Ah, Vice Chairman, do you think we can make some accommodations on the rent issue?" Lu Ziqiao said in a tactful tone with a troubled look on her face.

"ε=(ο`*))) Alas, I can't make the decision on this rent matter." Zeng Xiaoxian said no, but there was a proud smile on his face and eyebrows, as if to say, in fact, I can make the decision.

"How about this? I'll treat you to a meal in Xiaonanguo, and we can discuss it while we eat. How about that?" Lu Ziqiao is indeed a man of the world, and he fully understands the principle of cannibalism.

Unfortunately, Sister Yifei's voice suddenly rang out from Zeng Xiaoxian's ears, frightening both Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao.

"Eat, okay, I've been busy all day and I'm starving to death. Since you're so enthusiastic, it's better to be respectful than to obey." Hu Yifei seemed to be ready to speak loudly.

"How about calling Wanyu and Zhanbo, and Xiang Yu too." Zeng Xiaoxian was also planning to call Wanyu and Zhanbo.

"I'm fine. It's time to eat anyway." Xiang Yu looked at Lu Ziqiao with a smile on his face, ready to see how it would end later.

"Who calls me, who calls me." Wan Yu's cheerful voice and bouncing footsteps came from the door. Wan Yu walked into 3602, followed by Lu Zhanbo with a smile on his face.

"Wow, your ears are so sharp." Hu Yifei marveled.

"It's her nose. Wanyu said she smelled the big meal." Zhan Bo said while imitating Wanyu's sniffing action. Xiang Yu thought to himself that these two people get along well in private. They are indeed a couple with a full sense of love.

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao's heart was extremely broken: Mom, how much money will it cost to open so many mouths? No, thirty-six strategies, yes, surround Wei and save Zhao. No, walking is the best strategy.

"We haven't eaten yet." Lu Ziqiao said angrily.

"Ah, it turns out that my nose has the ability to predict the future." Wan Yu shook her head proudly.

"Then what shall we eat?" Zeng Xiaoxian was already thinking about where to eat.

"Otherwise," x2Hu Yifei hasn't finished her words yet.

"How about we go eat Malatang." Lu Ziqiao said quickly.

"Ah, isn't it Xiaonanguo?" Yifei said in surprise.

"Mala Tang is very rich, and there is one downstairs. It is affordable and has everything you need. Just wait, I will buy it now." After explaining, Lu Ziqiao rushed out without looking back.

"Lu Ziqiao, Lu Ziqiao." Teacher Zeng shouted from behind.
  "Stop yelling, let's just have Malatang. It's better than nothing." Yifei turned around and sat on the sofa.

"But, he didn't take his wallet." Teacher Zeng said helplessly.

"Ah, what should I do? I'm almost starving to death. I originally said there would be a big meal." Zhan Bo also ran to lie down on the sofa to save energy.

"Oh, it's better to ask for others than to ask for yourself. Forget it, I'll treat everyone to KFC." Wanyu waved her hands and smiled.

"I agree, KFC, KFC." x4
  Xiang Yu thought to himself that Wanyu, whose bank card has not been suspended at this time, is really otherworldly. I will draw you to guess the famous scene later.

Thinking of the scenes that were going to be staged later, Xiang Yu quickly took out the DV player from his backpack. In order to avoid missing various interesting scenes, Xiang Yu bought two batteries as backup.

"Welcome to call KFC?" came the answer from the mobile phone.

"Hello, I want a KFC." Wan Yu said naturally.

The KFC order taker said: “What do you need?
  "I want a KFC." Wan Yu said firmly.

The KFC order taker said: "Well~ KFC has many products, which one do you need?
  "I don't need anything else, I just want KFC." Wan Yu looked determined.

Zhan Bo couldn't stand it anymore: "Uh~ Wanyu. She's asking you what you want to order."

Xiang Yu covered his mouth to prevent himself from laughing.

"I usually only look at pictures, there are so many names, I can't remember them, it's too confusing." Wan Yu complained with a pout.

"They have a lot of advertisements. Even I know that, so I ordered five portions and raped chicken popcorn first." Lu Zhanbo said in an astonishing way.

Zeng Xiaoxian failed to hold the back of the sofa steady and almost fell down. Hu Yifei could no longer hold back the corners of her mouth and began to twitch.

Wanyu nodded, "Then we want five portions of rape chicken popcorn."

"Two prodigies, they are the most popular chicken popcorn." Hu Yifei could no longer hold her nerve anymore and reminded.

"Oh, really? Changed your name?" Lu Zhanbo said in surprise.

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes at Zhan Bo.

"Oh, your chicken popcorn is divided into large packages, medium packages and small packages?" Wan Yu was still talking to the patient order taker.

"How big is the small bag? So big? What about the medium bag? Is it that big? What about the big bag? So big? Oh~ let me think about it." Wan Yu said while gesturing the size.

At this time, everyone including Xiang Yu was petrified. They used gestures to express the size through the phone? How on earth was it done?

Zeng Xiaoxian sneaked close to Hu Yifei and whispered in her ear: "I really want to know how she communicates through the phone and using gestures.

"I also want to know." Hu Yifei was also extremely curious.

"Ah, do we want a small bag, a medium bag, or a large bag?" Wan Yu looked at everyone. Everyone waved and took their pick.

"Okay, let's do this. Give us five portions of mashed potatoes first." Wan Yu thought for a moment and said.

Xiang Yu couldn't help laughing and started rolling on the sofa.

Wan Yu added: "Do you have mashed potatoes divided into large cans, medium cans and small cans? Oh, how big is the small can? This big? Still this big? Still this big?"

"Let's go eat Malatang! I'm treating you." Hu Yifei was really hungry.

"Sister Yifei, you don't need to invite me. Please take it easy. I can't bear to laugh anymore." Xiang Yu stood up, rubbing his stomach that hurt from laughter.

"I still want a KFC." Wan Yu, who struggled for a long time, finally returned to the beginning. Xiang Yu, who had just gotten up, was almost stunned again.

Xiang Yu changed hands and secretly put away the DV player. He said to everyone: "KFC recently launched home delivery, a family bucket set meal, for 5 people. It's just right for the five of us. I just ordered it and it arrived quickly."

(End of this chapter)

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