Jidao martial arts modifier

Chapter 727 More perfect than perfect

Chapter 727 More perfect than perfect
  Two days later, Jidao Company’s first press conference was officially held.

Jidao Company is a name chosen by Lin Yu himself, which means that any product must be the best and be the best in the world.

This conference was an unprecedented event, and the tickets for the conference were sold out early.

All major media online are paying close attention to this conference.

The words "Jidao Company" can be seen in almost all the headlines and hot searches on the entire Internet that day.

Lin Yu once again became the focus of countless people.

Of course, these people who follow him are waiting to see his jokes.

After all, this is the first person to receive a 500 million grand prize in a public capacity, and after receiving the prize, he is crazy and uses the money to waste money.

Coupled with Lin Yu's previous "vegetative" experience, he is even more enthusiastic.

It can be said that this press conference is the fun conference that countless people are most looking forward to during this period.

At the entrance of the Provincial Exhibition Hall.

When Lin Yu came here, it was already crowded.

The scene was comparable to a concert by top international stars.

Among these people, there are idlers who simply come to join in the fun, and there are also Internet celebrities with keen sense of smell who come to take the initiative to gain traffic.

Except for people in Lin Yu's own company, almost everyone came to see the joke.

Of course, Lin Guoan and Ma Yefang are excepted.

They have also seen the mobile phones built by Lin Yu, so they firmly support Lin Yu in starting his own business.

At this time, they also came to the scene, eagerly waiting for Lin Yu to prove himself to the world.

Amidst countless whistles and boos, Lin Yu was surrounded by bodyguards and entered the venue, officially holding the company's first press conference since its establishment.

At the same time as the press conference started, various articles that badmouthed the Yidao company and Yidao mobile phones occupied the headlines. There were also a group of people on major video websites who analyzed it lucidly. Some forecasting masters had even begun to predict the next release. What jokes will there be in the meeting?

Everyone can’t wait to tease Lin Yu and Lin Yu’s upcoming products.

After all, at this time, if you take just one minute at night, your traffic will be snatched away by others. It’s impossible not to snatch it away.

As for a slap in the face?
  How could a three-year-old be slapped in the face when a three-year-old could see the ending at a glance?
  You will definitely not be slapped in the face!
  Every industry tycoon who badmouths and even online musicians firmly believe that they will not be slapped in the face.

Inside the Provincial Exhibition Hall.

On the huge booth, Lin Yu calmly glanced at the audience, and then asked: "Before showing the Jidao mobile phone, I have a question to ask everyone, what do you think the most perfect mobile phone in the world should look like?"

Lin Yu looked at everyone and added: "You don't need to say the answer, just think about it in your heart. I'll give you a minute."

As soon as he finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter.

Lin Yu didn't care whether they were thinking about it or not. He quietly waited for the countdown on the screen to reach one minute, then took out the mobile phone in his pocket and said: "No matter how perfect your idea of ​​a perfect mobile phone is, this extreme phone in my hand All mobile phones will be more perfect than it."

While he was speaking, six big words popped up on the big screen behind him - more perfect than perfect.

Immediately afterwards, the introduction video of the Yidao mobile phone began to play on the screen.

At first, everyone was still making fun of the crazy copywriter without any scruples, but as the video played, they shut up one after another.

Because judging from what was shown in the video, this is indeed a perfect mobile phone that far exceeds their imagination.

If what is said in it is true.

Soon, the short introductory video was played.

Lin Yu walked up to the booth again and said to everyone: "After watching the video, everyone should have a preliminary understanding of the Jidao mobile phone. As for the specific performance parameters and configuration of the mobile phone, I will not introduce more." , the first thing that everyone thought of was that everything was just bragging, otherwise why couldn't they even tell the detailed parameters?
  Just when they were about to boo, Lin Yu suddenly said: "I won't give a detailed introduction because the technology used in this mobile phone is too advanced. You won't understand it no matter how detailed I explain it."

As soon as this statement came out, everyone present and those watching the conference online were stunned.

This guy actually mocked everyone for not understanding? !

Is there anyone crazier than him in the world?

Without giving everyone time to react, Lin Yu continued: "Of course, the price still needs to be mentioned. This phone only sells for 5999."

The whole place fell into silence.

What kind of garbage is this? How dare you sell it at this price?
  At this moment, this is the thought in most people's minds.

The big guys in the technology world all smiled knowingly.

To be honest, when the bosses first watched the introduction video, they were very shocked.

They all know what it means if those functions can be realized, which means that the entire mobile phone industry will be subverted.

But now after hearing the price, they were finally 100% sure that it was all just a joke made by Lin Yu.

After all, if this phone is really as described in the introduction, let alone selling it for 5999, even if there is a zero at the end, there will still be people willing to buy it.

If you sell it for 5999, you won't even be able to make back the material cost, let alone the publicity and development expenses?

"This kid, his brain hasn't been cured yet, he actually spent so much money to put on such a big show to make us laugh."

A veteran in the technology industry commented with a smile.

On the stage, after Lin Yu announced the price, he said: "This is the end of the press conference. Next is the time to display the real phone on site. Everyone can play with it and experience this most perfect mobile phone in the world for yourself."

"Let me go, there is actually a real machine available for trial use?"

"As expected, if you want to perform, just perform the whole set, Boss Lin is awesome!"

"..."

Everyone was unabashedly angry and had completely regarded this press conference as a joke.

On the Internet, it can be called a chaotic dance, and everyone is changing their tricks to black Linyu and Jidao mobile phones.

Joker makers and meme-making masters came together to show off their talents to netizens.

However, everyone is still laughing and joking, and they are still very much looking forward to getting their hands on a real phone. After all, there is a lot of fun in it.

clap clap clap!
  The lights in the exhibition hall were turned on one after another, and people attending the press conference immediately saw the rows of exquisite mobile phones neatly arranged on the display table.

"Hey, this shell is really good. If Boss Lin changes his profession to selling machine models, he will definitely make a fortune in no time."

"That is, if Boss Lin goes to sell machine models, then I will definitely buy one and take it home as a work of art."

"Hahaha, I'll buy it if it comes out!"

Everyone walked towards the display table laughing and joking.

Soon, the person walking at the front took the lead in grabbing one of the mobile phones.

"Here, I can actually turn on my phone. Isn't this an animation?"

The first person to pick up the Yakuza mobile phone was about to make fun of him, but he was only halfway through his words when he suddenly stopped.

Because he found that things didn't seem that simple.

(End of this chapter)

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