Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 781 Fellow Taoist, this guy is not in a mood to show off!

Chu Hao's eyes just glanced at Tathagata Buddha.
  Tathagata Buddha's whole body was covered in sweat!

Fellow Taoist, this guy is not in a mood to show off!

No, what's your situation? Do you have to use Buddha's head to hang lights in your home to look stylish?

Tathagata Buddha was anxious and sweating profusely and said:

"Teacher, I am the Buddha of the Central Saha World. It would be inappropriate for thousands of believers to know that my head is hung here!"

Chu Hao looked at the Great Sun Tathagata Buddha lightly again, his voice was a little happy,
  "Oh! It's so bright. If it were hung up, it would be enough to hold up ten big lamps! The Tathagata Buddha is so powerful!"

The Great Sun Tathagata's head is covered with black lines,

Even if you praise me like this, I won’t be happy!

How can you praise someone's beautiful head? Are you a law enforcement prison god or a perverted murderer?
  Although Amitabha often deceives his disciples, he is still sensible.
  If the head of any Buddha in the Western Heaven was hung here, it would not be very beautiful. This would be a major blow to the majesty of the Western Heaven.

So Amitabha gritted his teeth and said bluntly:
  "Let's not test each other anymore. I have a magic weapon with me that I can exchange with you to illuminate your law enforcement hall."

Chu Hao was not interested.

"Huh? It's not your heads. That's really disappointing."

Tathagata Buddha, who was listening nearby, became furious and shouted angrily:
  "Prison God Chu Hao, don't go too far!!!"

Who is always thinking about the heads on other people's necks and hanging them in the lobby?

This is so scary!
  Amitabha took out a lamp,
  When I took out the lamp for the first time, I saw great brilliance all around, and lotus flowers bloomed, which was extremely sacred.

Moreover, it seems that the appearance of this lamp makes the surrounding aura become gentler and easier to absorb.

Chu Hao glanced at it and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows. Hehe, it also has the function of promoting digestion?

[Introduction to the exquisite lotus lantern]

【Xiantian Lingbao】

[The owner of the twelve auxiliary lamps can return to the position of the main lamp very quickly, and can enhance the absorption of surrounding spiritual energy]

Taking in the exquisite lotus lantern, I know this Chu Hao.

This has been used by Jie Yin before. As you can tell from the name, although it is not a companion magic weapon, nor is it a rare treasure, it can be regarded as a facade magic weapon for Taoist Jie Yin.

It seemed that Amitabha was really anxious. Even if he wanted to lose his face, he still wanted Chu Hao to quickly recover from Journey to the West.

He's anxious! He's anxious!

Chu Hao took the exquisite lotus lantern and pretended to look at it.

"He doesn't want to show off your lamp. Look, in a hall as big as mine, I don't think it's very good to have just one lamp."

"Besides, you are so noble and aloof, Amitabha, how can an innate spiritual treasure be worthy of your dignity? Is there anything else?"

Amitabha was almost furious.

When did my dog ​​head become so precious? Why didn’t I know? !

"Whether you like it or not, I'll give you my head!"

Amitabha was so angry that he started talking nonsense.

Chu Hao thought about it and forget it. Hanging one's head here is not very auspicious.

Moreover, only he would buy Amitabha's head. If it were anyone else, not even the Styx Cult would dare to accept it.

From this, Chu Hao could only lazily accept the exquisite lotus lantern.
  "Okay, okay, I'll pay you back."

Amitabha threw out the exquisite lotus lantern and couldn't wait to snatch his head back!
  I feel that my head, which has been absent for a long time, returns to my neck. This feeling is not uncomfortable! Amitabha was even thinking, why does this feel so comfortable? Why don't you take it off for leisure later?
  All the saints present shook their heads with disdain on their faces.

I have to say that any supreme power present would be ashamed.
  After all, I have never heard of any saint or supreme power who would lose his head and have to redeem it.

But this happened to Amitabha, so shame seems unreasonable.

Amitabha reattached his head, and finally returned to his kind-hearted look, and said compassionately:
  "Thank you, donor."

Thank you for this?
  Amitabha made it clear that I am shameless, what will happen to me?

Chu Hao twitched his lips, he was really disgusted by Amitabha's shamelessness.

Chu Hao yawned and said lazily:
  "Then, let's talk about the rewards for resuming the journey to the west."

"Look, my law enforcement hall has just opened, and when I was fighting against your evil world of five turbidities, I suffered heavy casualties!"

"Just for this, what do you think we should do?"

Chu Hao looked very aggrieved.

Amitabha's eyes widened, you feel wronged, I feel wronged too!
  It's okay if Chu Hao doesn't mention it, but he feels uncomfortable when he mentions Amitabha.

The evil world of five turbidities has been destroyed by me, forcing Amitabha to have no choice but to ask the Great Sun Tathagata to go down to the evil world of five turbidities to coordinate the suppression.

This is something that has never happened since the founding of Xitian!
  It's all because of Chu Hao, and now Chu Hao still dares to bargain with him over this matter?

"Ah, by the way, I can't accept criticism. Please think carefully before speaking."

Chu Hao suddenly seemed to remember something and said to Amitabha.

Amitabha's face turned dark instantly.

Damn it!
  Endure it!

Amitabha took a deep breath. The head he just got back cannot be lost again.

Amitabha gritted his teeth and said harshly:
  "I, Xitian, will give you another 200,000 top-quality magic weapons. You only need to make one trip to get 200,000 top-quality magic weapons!"

"Don't bargain, this is my bottom line!"

Amitabha knew how unwise it was to bargain with Chu Hao, so he directly reported his bottom line.

Chu Hao thought about it for a while, and it seemed that it was indeed not a loss.

"Okay, if you lose any money, just treat it as charity."

Chu Hao reluctantly accepted it.

Amitabha's head is covered with black lines.

However, Chu Hao suddenly pointed at the Great Sun Tathagata Buddha and said:
  "But if I go to ask for a bodyguard, I'll ask the Great Sun Tathagata Buddha to come!"

Amitabha twitched the corner of his mouth,
  "Aren't you just going to four places in the human world? With Chu Hao's speed, you can solve it in less than half an hour, so why do you need bodyguards?"

Chu Hao sneered,

"Are you really not aware or are you pretending not to know? There are people outside the Heavenly Court watching the Heavenly Court now. If something happens to me, wouldn't it be the end of me?"

Amitabha raised his brows and glanced at the Great Sun Tathagata Buddha.

The Great Sun Tathagata Buddha did not refuse much and said bluntly:
  "Okay, I'll go with you!"

The Great Sun Tathagata Buddha didn't know why Chu Hao would appoint him. It is said that he was from the Western Heaven. If Chu Hao wanted bodyguards, he would go to the four great emperors.

The Great Sun Tathagata Buddha did not strike the greed in Chu Hao's eyes.

Although it is not good to criticize the Great Sun Tathagata Buddha to gather wool, this essence-blooded Chu Hao is determined!
  (End of this chapter)