Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 772 Amitabha: Why don’t you give me my head back first?
  Soon, the master of the Law Enforcement Hall returned to the court.

Everyone in the Heavenly Court also knew about this brilliant victory.

When the law enforcement hall returned to the heaven, that guy was roaring with gongs and drums, blasting firecrackers, waving red flags, and a sea of ​​people!
  Thousands of people came out to watch the powerful men from heaven who were led by Amitabha to attack the evil world of five turbidities.
  Especially seeing that Du has now reached the realm of quasi-sage, and there are seven super strong men behind Chu Hao who are half-step quasi-sage, making the gods in heaven greedy!
  "Great God Nezha was promoted from Golden Immortal to half-step quasi-sage in five hundred years. The Black Bear Spirit and others obtained the blood essence as soon as they entered the Law Enforcement Hall and were promoted to half-step quasi-sage. This benefit is unprecedented among the three realms!"

"Is it reasonable that the Law Enforcement Hall is so powerful? This is unreasonable!"

"Not only that, I heard that this time the Prison God boss came out with a weakened version of the Zhoutian Star Dou Formation outside the Five Turbid World, which greatly lowered the threshold for use."

"Hiss~ Isn't it possible that in the future we will all be able to use the rumored supreme formation of the ancient heaven!"

"No, it's me, not us! Hahahahaha, guess what I did yesterday? I have joined the law enforcement hall, and the three eyes didn't stop me!"

Of course, the noise in the heaven was pleasant to the ears of everyone in the law enforcement hall.
  But to the ears of Amitabha and Tathagata Buddha, it was simply too jarring to speak!

Amitabha was so angry that his head almost exploded!

But when I think about my head still hanging in the lobby of the law enforcement hall...

No need to explode...

Forget it, be merciful, magnanimous, benevolent to the world, and save all sentient beings...

Amitabha finally endured it.

But it was also because of the wrong thing he said just now that Tathagata Buddha was fined 50,000 merit water, which was really a bit painful.

There is no way, this is the dojo of heaven after all.
  Today is different from the past. Now Tianting is no longer in the situation of being pinned to the ground and blasting hammers. Now Tianting has become hard and difficult to suppress.

I endured it.

Return to the Law Enforcement Hall.

Chu Hao ordered Nezha and others to keep some of the elixirs, peaches, ginseng fruits, merit water, etc. in the lobby to entertain the guests, and take down the rest to share and eat them.

The Jade Emperor almost jumped out beside him,

Cao, there are so many, all divided? !
  If this is used in Heavenly Court, at least ten Yuanhui can be used, no kidding!

Nezha was stunned and said in surprise:
  "But... it can't be used up. It can't be used up at all. It won't be used up even if I hold myself to death!"

Not to mention Chu Hao’s tens of thousands worth of elixirs, but also these hundreds of large ginseng fruits, and nearly one million worth of merit water.
  This is something that today’s law enforcement hall cannot digest at all!

Unless the ginseng fruit is really fed to pigs...

Chu Hao also sighed and said sadly:
  "We have always been diligent and frugal and do not dare to be extravagant or wasteful. We cannot use up all the food we have had before we eat."

"The old rule is to save the extra for year-end bonus. Alas, the year-end bonus of the Law Enforcement Hall this year is too shabby. It's all my fault..."

The four great emperors and Zhen Yuanzi all took a step back, their faces full of desolation.

They suddenly thought that every time the people under their command got treasures, they would have to calculate it in Yuan Hui.

This law enforcement hall has made a bad start. Wouldn’t things like year-end bonuses disrupt the market?

Woo hoo hoo... If we had money, we would also get year-end bonuses!

When all the law enforcers heard Chu Hao's encouragement, they burst into tears. What a responsible boss!

The law enforcers also said on the spot: “Even if the year-end bonus is only tens of thousands of pills, hundreds of large ginseng fruits, and 1.25 million meritorious water... we will still never leave the law enforcement hall! "

"We are not looking for this year-end bonus, we just love this hall deeply!"

Chu Hao burst into tears of gratitude. When he was at his most impoverished, he unexpectedly met this group of brothers who would not despise the poor in the law enforcement hall at all!

These are the brothers who silently supported Chu Hao when the law enforcement hall was at its poorest.

Chu Hao was extremely moved and kept it in his heart.

Chu Hao was indeed right. Now is the poorest time since the establishment of the Law Enforcement Hall. Millions of merits and divine water are available at the beginning.

After ordering the law enforcers to take down the things and eat them, the saints entered a meeting state and discussed the resumption of the journey to the west this time.

Amitabha was the first to speak:

"Give me my head first."

All Saints: "..."

No one speaks for Amitabha, and even all the saints watch with their eyes, nose, and mind.

The opening of this meeting was immediately filled with talk about Amitabha.

If it was just Fangcai, maybe Zhen Yuanzi would say something nice for Amitabha. After all, Xitian is very powerful and it is necessary to have good relations with him.

However, due to the fact that Chu Hao had just taken the time to fight against the evil world of the Five Turbidities, the state of the saints had changed somewhat.

At this moment, the Jade Emperor saw that the atmosphere was stiff and took the initiative:
  "You have to ask Chu Hao about this."

Amitabha's eyes widened. Is the head mine or yours? !
  I just want my head back, why do I seem to be robbing you? !

Chu Hao coughed twice, with a gentle look on his face.
  "Amitabha, your head has always been the inherent property of the law enforcement hall. If necessary, I think we can trade it."

"Our law enforcement office has always adhered to the policy of cutting in and going out. Free trade, mutual benefit and win-win are our law enforcement concepts. Amitabha is welcome to buy that head."

After Chu Hao finished speaking, Amitabha almost slapped the table and stood up.

Is my mother's head your inherent property? ! !
  Do we want free trade with you for mutual benefit and win-win results? !

Worri, are the ideas of your law enforcement hall so wild?

When the Jade Emperor saw Amitabha, he couldn't bear it any longer and took the initiative to persuade him:
  "Amitabha, please don't be excited. It's business. Being friendly makes you rich. Just buy something. Don't be shabby."

The Jade Emperor's face looked gentle and kind, but he was almost laughing in his heart. For the first time in his life, talking to Amitabha was so relaxing!
  I cut off the head. Who dared you to sneak attack my beloved when she was promoted? If I didn't arrange it for you, where would the face of the heaven be put?
  When the two sides started fighting just now,
  In fact, neither Zhen Yuanzi nor Xuantian Huofeng are optimistic about the Law Enforcement Hall. Even the four great emperors

In fact, they are all worried and uneasy.

But it won't happen now. The dust has settled, and not only has it settled, it has also given Xitian a heavy blow!
  The four great emperors suddenly felt elated, their faces filled with joy, and they spoke forcefully during the meeting.

Amitabha was so angry that he gritted his teeth.

Chu Hao calmly drank the tea brewed with the merit divine water and said lazily:
  "Oh, Amitabha, we deal fairly and achieve mutual benefit. Only in this way can we benefit future cooperation. Don't make any mistakes."

In one word, the smell of fire|drug suddenly became stronger again!
  (End of this chapter)