Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 730 Stolen goods? Let me emphasize again, this was picked up!
  Amitabha Buddha is still there pretending to be upright and upright, not bowing to the evil forces.

However, Tathagata Buddha knew very well what Amitabha was thinking, so he took the initiative to persuade him:
  "Teacher, now that the journey to the west has been interrupted and Tang San has died in hiding, the missing Great Return Pill needs to be produced by the God of Law Enforcement and Prison."

"There are still teams that have been dismissed, and they also need to be summoned by the Prison God Chu Hao. Why don't we take this opportunity to tie the Prison God to our ship?"

"Although there may be some price to pay, it can kill two birds with one stone and turn resistance into help. Such catastrophes will no longer happen every day."

"What do you think, teacher?"

The words of Tathagata Buddha first aroused the anger of the three thousand Buddhas present, and they all shouted:
  "Tathagata Buddha, this is inappropriate! The law enforcement and prison gods of the three realms are arrogant and domineering, and together with the gods of the heavens, they are oppressing me in the West. If we bow our heads, wouldn't we make people laugh?!"

"Yes, I, Xitian, will never collude with evil, except for evil heretics such as the Asura clan, demon clan, monsters, evil spirits, etc..."

"It's true. The prison god Chu Hao is so evil in every possible way. How can we hire him to travel to the west? Isn't this the greatest absurdity in the world?"

"It's the best in the world~ Daji!"

Because of the presence of Amitabha, the three thousand Buddhas showed their denunciation of evil to demonstrate their belonging to the Western Heaven.

Tathagata Buddha sneered in his heart, you bunch of idiots, you are going against Amitabha.

As a disciple of Amitabha, how could Tathagata Buddha not know what Amitabha was thinking?
  What Amitabha wants is to value peace and surrender in a reasonable and reasonable manner. Tathagata Buddha is most familiar with this matter.
  It's just a pretense for the sake of appearance.

Tathagata Buddha just helped Amitabha speak it out, but he didn't expect these three thousand Buddhas to jump up?

Sure enough, they saw Amitabha Buddha's face gloomy, but he said to the three thousand Buddhas:

"I feel so relieved that you hate evil as much as you hate it. Why don't you all take advantage of the moment to form an army and set off to attack the law enforcement hall!"

"You must sweep away all the sacred things in the law enforcement hall, leaving no one behind."

After Amitabha finished speaking, the faces of the three thousand Buddhas changed greatly.

I, Cao, want us to fight?
  And he was still fighting against nearly ten supreme beings and powerful beings? How about just giving us a rope to hang ourselves on?

Immediately, the attitude of the three thousand Buddhas changed a hundred and eighty degrees, and they all smiled and said:
  "After careful consideration, I suddenly felt that what Tathagata Buddha said was very reasonable. Tathagata Buddha, I will always support you!"

"That's right. This is a clever plan to use retreat as an advance and defense as an attack. Tathagata Buddha's plan is very clever. But we have taken another look and violated the precept of anger."

"Not only that, if you can use this to hire the God of Hell to lead the journey to the west, and resist evil and do good, this will be a great merit! I, the Buddha, have thought deeply about it, and we respect you!"

"And the Prison God is now the most important general in Heaven. If we can hire the Prison God,
  In this way, it can also divide and transform the heaven. When resisting evil and doing good, it can also divide the heaven. Isn't it beautiful to get the best of both worlds? "

"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, my Buddha's plan is to alienate people, and to resist evil and do good. It is really wonderful!"

The Tathagata Buddha will not be able to correct the three thousand Buddhas.

Tathagata Buddha has black streaks all over his head, so he knows that this is the case. These stinky idiots have always relied on their mouths to conquer demons and eliminate demons.
  We are all peers, who doesn’t know who is really...

From this, Amitabha also relaxed and said to Tathagata Buddha:
  "You have some friendship with the leader of Tongtian Cult, and you are also the person in charge of Western Heaven. Why don't you go and discuss this matter?"

Tathagata Buddha's face instantly turned dark.
  Why do all the swearing and hard work come to me? !
  Especially at this moment of humiliation and humiliation, it’s so thankless. Why the hell do you want me to take the blame and be wronged?

Tathagata Buddha was angry in his heart, but he did not express his anger.

At the critical moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva stood by and said:

"Actually, when I came, the gods said that if Amitabha does not come in person, they will come."

"Amitabha, I'm afraid you have to take action to resolve this matter." Amitabha's face instantly turned dark and gloomy.
  "Is this true?!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva lowered his head and said quickly:

"Don't dare lie!"

Amitabha cursed in his heart, Cao!
  Why should I go there? Isn’t it okay to let Tathagata Buddha be scolded and blackmailed? Why me!

Then who should I blame?

Helpless, Amitabha had no choice but to wave his hand and said:

"That's all, it's time to tell them to restrain themselves, otherwise they would really think that I, Xitian, am easy to bully!"

"Let's go."

Amitabha did not talk much nonsense and went with Tathagata Buddha.

The three thousand Buddhas watched Amitabha and Tathagata Buddha leave and breathed a sigh of relief.
  No matter what, it's fine as long as you can't get it on them.

……

At this moment, in the law enforcement hall,
  Chu Hao and the gods of the heavens were chatting freely.

Leader Tongtian seems to be acting as a cheap master, and when he contributed the magic weapon just now, he seemed very stingy when he took out the divine merit water.

Therefore, Master Tongtian felt very sorry and said to Chu Haofin:
  "Little friend Chu, I see that your law enforcement hall has some connections with the Jiaojiao I used to teach. It seems that you also practice the method of teaching without distinction."

"I feel very relieved that we are all of the same kind. If you need anything, please feel free to tell me. I will try my best to satisfy you. Don't be polite."

Without saying a word, Chu Hao took out the treasures he had collected from Xitian and said bluntly:
  "Of course you're welcome. Come on, there's a blame here for you to bear."

Chu Hao placed a lot of things on the ground, which made everyone present confused.

The Zijin Dragon Emperor raised his eyebrows.
  "Brother, what are you doing with this wholesale magic weapon? The few hundred magic weapons just now are just that. Why are there so many more?"

Chu Hao waved his hand and said very shyly:

"Oh, I picked it up, picked it up, occasionally said it, it's nothing."

The Jade Emperor next to him had sharp eyes and saw the big ruler in Chu Hao's hand at a glance, and suddenly screamed,
  "Oh my god, isn't this Ran Deng's measuring ruler?! Aiqing picked it up?"

Chu Hao smiled awkwardly.

When the Jade Emperor saw the others, he was even more frightened.
  "These seem to be Buddhist treasures that have been sacrificed and refined for many years. What's going on? Why do you have so many?"

Chu Hao was shy.
  "Oh, I found it, I found it."

The Zijin Dragon Emperor reacted and suddenly slapped his thigh,
  "I understand. No wonder you didn't show up last time when we attacked Heavenly Court. You just went to grab our feelings... No, you went to pick up things in the Great Leiyin Temple!"

Leader Tongtian was stunned for a moment.
  "So, these are stolen goods and you want me to launder money?"

Chu Hao waved his hands and said with an upright face:

"We are a just law enforcement unit. There is no stolen goods. Let me emphasize again, this was picked up!"

All the supreme powers nodded thoughtfully,
  It turns out you can be so shameless!
  (End of this chapter)