Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 722 Amitabha, hello, please come over and get scolded

Obviously, the two Bodhisattvas also knew what kind of disaster their foolish behavior had brought to Xitian.

Now all the saints in the heavens, together with the representatives of various ethnic groups, will immediately call upon Amitabha Buddha to come and ask for forgiveness.
  And this accusation, due to the guidance of a certain Jade Emperor, directly turned into asking Xitian to come and cede the land to pay compensation, and become a saint who lost his power and humiliated the country.

The two great Bodhisattvas secretly made a conspiracy in their hearts. They had caused Xitian to fall into the conquest of the saints and powerful people. If they were allowed to go back to report their funeral, wouldn't it be...

So Manjushri and Puxian Bodhisattva took off their heads without thinking, knelt down and cried loudly:
  "The mistake was made by us, and we will take the lead in apologizing for it. I beg you, the mighty and supreme lords, not to remember the mistakes of the villain and spare our lives!"

"If the evil world of the five turbidities is full of evil, we are willing to take the lead in the charge and will never cause any trouble to you!"

Manjushri and Samantabhadra took off their new heads and took the lead in the charge!
  In the lobby, Chu Hao saw the two great Bodhisattvas showing such humble looks. For a moment, he didn't know how to describe his confusion.
  It seems that the witch's slap really hit the depths of their souls last time.

Or maybe the quality of the new heads they replaced was not that good, so the two Bodhisattvas seemed to be surprisingly consistent in terms of self-protection.

In fact, it’s not surprising that they are so cowardly, even a little disrespectful and humiliating.

It is indeed because they cannot afford to offend any of the big guys sitting in the lobby, and they are not even qualified to argue!

Therefore, the two of them admitted their mistake very simply and decisively. At this time, they were about to call their chairman Amitabha over to wipe their butts.

Chu Hao shook his head in disappointment, but shouted outside:
  "If that's the case, then I'll trouble Guanyin Bodhisattva outside to invite Tathagata Buddha and Amitabha Buddha to discuss matters related to attacking the evil world of five turbidities."

Leader Tongtian added,
  "There's nothing else to do in calling them here. I just want to talk about ceding land and paying compensation, and I'm just going to scold him a few words."

At this moment, outside the law enforcement hall, Guanyin Bodhisattva, who had been standing obediently, suddenly heard everyone's calls and was stunned for a moment.

Immediately, endless grievances came to my mind.
  Why me! Do I look like a mourner?

Guanyin Bodhisattva felt extremely uncomfortable. She had been very cautious from the beginning and never dared to do anything beyond her limits.
  So when I saw Manjushri and Samantabhadra begging for mercy just now, Guanyin Bodhisattva was full of luck.

She felt that she was so prescient that she could survive this.

However, he didn't expect that due to the humiliation and retreat of the two Bodhisattvas, the job of announcing the funeral would eventually fall on him?

Guanyin Bodhisattva was very aggrieved, but did not dare to refuse. He could only bow his head and shout:

"I will obey my uncle's decree!"

Then Guanyin Bodhisattva left in despair.

When I left, I glanced at the two Bodhisattvas who were holding their heads in their hands and taking the lead in apologizing, but I felt a little more lucky in my heart.

However, he turned to worry, what should he say to Amitabha later?
  As soon as he opened his mouth, he said: Amitabha, the saints of the heavens and the strong men of all ethnic groups have negotiated amicably and passed a resolution to vent their anger on the evil world of the five turbidities. Now please go over and sign a treaty that will deprive you of your rights and humiliate your religion.

Oh, by the way, my uncle also said that he would scold you.

Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly felt a headache. According to this statement, he would be the next person to look for his head everywhere.

Forget it, just report it truthfully...

The behavior of the two Bodhisattvas jumping from the beam was just a minor episode in the opening ceremony of the temple.

Naturally, all the supreme powers would not take this kind of thing to heart, and each of them started talking with laughter. Chu Hao suddenly slapped his forehead, his face full of guilt.

"I'm really sorry, everyone, I haven't been served with tea until now."

"Nezha, if you're tired, take some law enforcers and go to Xingdou Palace to bring all the tea..."

Nezha was stunned for a moment, why did he still need to do things like fetching water by himself? Could it be that this water is very precious?
  Nezha didn't think much, so he went with his people.

Chu Hao said to everyone present:

"Today is a happy day for the opening of my law enforcement hall. However, the establishment of my law enforcement hall cost me a lot of savings. I can only bring out some fruits today. Please forgive me for the poor reception!"

Among the four great emperors present, Zhen Yuanzi, Taishang Laojun, Tongtian Cult Leader, Xuantian Fire Phoenix, and Zijin Dragon Emperor, which one is not a super powerful person with a well-known reputation?
  To be honest, their knowledge is vast and the number of treasures they have seen is immeasurable.

Seeing Chu Hao tell the truth at this moment, they all smiled tacitly and said:

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. I and you are as close as brothers. We don't speak the same language as one family."

"Young friend Chu, we are joking, and the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water."

"I'm so grateful that you don't mind coming here uninvited."

"Brother Chu Hao, look what you said, I'm not that vulgar mortal, I even brought my own drinks!"

In fact, they all have the same idea in their hearts,
  No matter how awesome Chu Hao is, after all, he is only a person who has only become an immortal for five or six hundred years, and he is only a half-step quasi-sage. What good things can he come up with?
  It’s not that everyone looks down upon it, but it is a very normal and reasonable thought.

Which chairman of a listed company would think that a young employee who has just joined the company can come up with something good if he treats him to a meal?
  "Then I'll get some fruits to put on the plate first. It's a little shabby, so please don't dislike it." Chu Hao waved his hand and arranged the huge table.

It's more like a huge bucket than a table, but I don't know what it's meant to contain.

Zhen Yuanzi took the lead in waving his hands and laughing:

"Hahahaha, no, no, no, no, a poor man comes uninvited, how dare he ask for more?"

"To be honest, this time Pindao even brought ten ginseng fruits to help...???"

Zhen Yuanzi said, but suddenly stopped taking the ginseng fruit in his pocket.

Because when he saw Chu Hao, he actually took out several golden ginseng fruits from his arms!
  Those ginseng fruits are each bigger than the head!

There is a saying that Zhen Yuanzi has been growing ginseng fruits all his life, and he has never seen such a big one in his life!
  Ya|Damn, was he beaten alive?

For a moment, Zhen Yuanzi thought that his ginseng fruit had been stolen?
  However, when he saw the next scene, Zhen Yuanzi was shocked!
  Because, Chu Hao took out two ginseng fruits and threw them into the giant barrel, and found that nothing happened.
  Then Chu Hao got brave enough, opened the Qiankun bag, and poured all three hundred ginseng fruits into the giant bucket like he was taking out garbage.

The appearance of three hundred ginseng fruits instantly enriched the aura of the law enforcement hall a hundred times!
  When Chu Hao finished pouring the three hundred ginseng fruits, he still hid his face in shame and said:

"If a poor family is poor, they are all malnourished fruits. Make do with it, make do with it."

As soon as he said this, Zhen Yuanzi's movements stopped completely. Looking at the fist-sized ginseng fruit in his arms and the head-sized ginseng fruit in the giant bucket, Zhen Yuanzi fell into deep thought.

(End of this chapter)