Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 593 In our rules of heaven, this is called self-defense!

Chu Hao's face stretched forward slightly,
  "Tell me about the rules of heaven. Tell me what crime he committed? Tell me. If you don't tell me, you won't have a chance to tell me!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva angrily said, "It's not against the law to kill people and set fires?!"

Chu Hao sneered,
  "That's really not a crime. According to our rules, it's called self-defense."

Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes widened with a look of confusion on his face.
  "This, this, this, this, killed forty-five people in a row, how the hell is this self-defense?"

If you say you are overly defensive, you are being modest!
  This is a direct initiative to attack!
  It’s appropriate to kill everyone!

This late step will implicate the nine tribes!
  This is so fucking outrageous!
  Guanyin Bodhisattva was full of absurdity towards Chu Hao's outrageous excuse.

Tang Sanzang himself was at a loss. He felt that legitimate defense really had nothing to do with him.

Tang Sanzang believed that he was actually seeing injustice on the road at that time, because this group of thugs had no one to control them and they were protected by the Bodhisattva.

Tang Sanzang was afraid that others would fall into such a devilish cave in the future, so he decided to resist all karma, and even thought that he might go to Abi Hell after death.

No matter what, Tang Sanzang would never regret getting rid of such a villain!

Chu Hao couldn't help but shake his head when he saw Tang Sanzang's face looking like he was going to die righteously.

Fortunately, Guanyin Bodhisattva sealed Tang Sanzang's mouth, otherwise Tang Sanzang would most likely have confessed directly.

How frustrating is that?
  Guanyin Bodhisattva pointed at Tang Sanzang and shouted coldly:
  "Even if you are a conscientious person, you would say that only when your life is threatened can it be considered legitimate defense?"

"They obviously can't light the fire. Everything is fine. If Tang Sanzang tries to kill them again, this is definitely a deliberate killing!"

Chu Hao sneered,
  "You understand the rules of the hammer."

"Legitimate defense in my law refers to the actions taken to stop the illegal infringement against a person who is engaging in illegal infringement. If it causes damage to the illegal intruder, it is considered legitimate defense and will not bear criminal responsibility."

"I think you also traveled back in time and saw that scene."

"At that time, Tang Sanzang was facing with his bare hands the thugs who were armed with guns and sticks, and their swords were drawn. At that time, Tang Sanzang must have been extremely scared!"

Tang Sanzang was confused.
  Was I scared? Why didn't I know?
  I only used one hand to kill them.

But when everyone looked over, Tang Sanzang nodded quickly, with a look of fear on his face.

Guanyin Bodhisattva’s head was covered with black lines and he angrily said:
  "How dare you lie!"

Chu Hao frowned and snorted coldly:

"Master Guanyin really doesn't know the suffering in the world!"

"How could a good man like Tang Sanzang, who was incompetent, gentle, and practiced Buddhism diligently, not be afraid when facing those thugs with guns and sticks?"

"He's still a kid!"

Sun Wukong couldn't listen anymore, so he hid aside and covered his face.

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Tang Sanzang,
  He has big shoulders and round waist, muscles are knotted, he breathes like an ox, and he carries dozens of lives on his back!
  Are you telling me that he is powerless and gentle?
  Although it was not the first time for Guanyin Bodhisattva to appreciate Chu Hao's skill with his mouth, this time it once again made Guanyin Bodhisattva speechless.

In order to get the reward, Chu Hao's mouth skills have indeed been greatly improved, and Guanyin Bodhisattva became the first victim.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was unwilling to admit defeat and hesitated: "He, he, he, he is so powerful, he can avoid fighting!"

Chu Hao was very angry.

"You are so unreasonable!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was once again given an unreasonable name, and for a moment he felt a little angry.

"But, he is a monk, he should be merciful. Even if he really needs to defend himself, he can at most stun them slightly and not hurt his life!"

Chu Hao clicked his tongue and shook his head, his face full of disdain.
  "You guys who talk on paper and only think about things after the fact, I really want to push you into the cesspool."

"Imagine that you are a weak monk, unarmed, and you are facing forty or fifty people with guns and sticks, and they all want to kill you."

Tang Sanzang silently stepped back, pretending that he was not talking about himself.

Although the words are roughly the same, the wording may be a little sloppy. Chu Hao leaned back tactically, spread his hands and said:

"Under that kind of situation, normal people would be scared to death! If I could kill them, I would definitely do my best and leave no consequences!"

"In that case, how could a weak monk save his energy and even be so precise that he knocked them unconscious and woke them up."

Guanyin Bodhisattva was speechless by Chu Hao's mouth. He could only hesitate and mutter on the spot, unable to speak.

Chu Hao continued, filled with indignation and said:

"As a normal person, when my life is threatened, I must protect myself. Should I still protect the murderer?"

"If we were a normal person, we would not only kill them, but also push all their bodies into the cesspit!"

"What kind of behavior is this?"

"We're treating you to dinner!"

Sun Wukong laughed out loud when he heard this, God is treating us to dinner...

Chu Hao realized that he was talking nonsense and quickly said back:

"Oh no, it's self-defense!"

"Master Guanyin, do you think what I said is right?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva hesitated on the spot, not knowing what to say for a moment.

I just kept saying it over and over again,

"Tang Sanzang killed people and set fires. How can this be considered self-defense! You are talking nonsense!"

Under the strong offensive of Chu Hao's verbal kung fu, Guanyin Bodhisattva was retreating steadily, unable to defeat Chu Hao at all.

[Congratulations on completing the task, defending Tang Sanzang until he was not guilty, and being released in court]

[Reward: Three pieces of the standard Houtian Lingbao]

Chu Hao found that Guanyin Bodhisattva had lost and no longer struggled.

Chu Hao patted Tang Sanzang on the shoulder, and all restrictions on Tang Sanzang were lifted.

Tang Sanzang regained his freedom all of a sudden and felt so uncomfortable.

However, he did not use any more nonsense to irritate Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Tang Sanzang bowed respectfully to Chu Hao.
  "Thank you to the God of Hell for saving my life, so that I can save this poor monk from the pain of Avici Hell."

Chu Hao laughed and said,
  "The right path lies within the human heart. No matter how turbid the world is, you must stick to your own right path."

"Of course, Tiehanhan will also stick to the rules. That will only let people ride on his face and do whatever he wants."

"In the future, you don't need to be restrained when doing things. You can distinguish right from wrong, right from wrong, and there is no need to be afraid."

"Go and go to the West to learn scriptures."

Chu Hao stretched out and looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, who was still entangled in many ways, but ignored him.

Talking about defeat is not worth mentioning.

Chu Hao jumped away.

Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong were also ready to leave.

But Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly woke up from a great dream and shouted to Tang Sanzang:

"and many more!"

(End of this chapter)