Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 564 Guess what? Something is wrong!

Tathagata Buddha immediately wanted to bury his head like an ostrich.

Don’t listen, don’t listen, that bastard is chanting sutras!
  But Guanyin Bodhisattva did not realize the vulnerability of Tathagata Buddha, but was very cruel and said bluntly:
  "Tathagata Buddha, guess what? There is a big problem!"

Tathagata Buddha held his head and was extremely mad, but he was still very uncomfortable and said:
  "No, how could something happen if there are powerful people like Medicine Master Buddha there?"

"No matter how awesome the Hell God is, he can't bully the Medicine Buddha!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face looked a little embarrassed.

"Well, congratulations, you guessed it right!"

Tathagata Buddha's face instantly collapsed, as if he was mourning for his heir.
  "So what happened!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath,

"Things are so and so, so and so..."

Guanyin Bodhisattva quickly recounted what had just happened.

Of course, the details were appropriate, and she focused on how Chu Hao slapped Medicine Buddha on the face one after another.

The description of Medicine Buddha's expression is particularly detailed, from the arrogance at the beginning, to the suspicion in the middle, to the frustration at the end!

Of course, the most important thing is that smoking the Medicine Buddha is like smoking a top.

That is simply a series that does not regard Medicine Buddha as a human being.

"Master, why don't you slow down first?" Tathagata Buddha was a little confused for a moment when he saw how excited Guanyin Bodhisattva was when he described Medicine Buddha.

After all, we all belong to the same unit. One person will be prosperous and the other will suffer.

Guanyin Bodhisattva is so excited. Is he really so happy?

Only then did Guanyin Bodhisattva realize that he was a bit outrageous, mainly because he was assuming Chu Hao's perspective.

If a half-step quasi-sage arbitrarily smokes a Buddha from the world of glazed light, anyone will feel happy!

Guanyin Bodhisattva quickly calmed down the expression on his face and said quickly:
  "Oh my god, we have a big problem now!"

"Chu Hao said that he was originally very merciful and prepared to cooperate with the westward journey, but now he has been repaid with hatred by us. He said that this would hurt the hearts of good people."

Tathagata Buddha has a dark face,
  "I have already broken more than a dozen magic weapons, and even my body was injured by the phantom light of glass. What else does he want from me!"

Tathagata Buddha felt his heart bleed when he thought of those dozens of magic weapons.

With so many magic weapons, you can easily win over a large group of powerful people, thank you!

Although he is a Taoist with many treasures, he did not pick up the magic weapon for nothing.

There are not many magic weapons that can really be used, and coupled with the magic weapons that have been handed over to win over people's hearts over the years, it is even more uncomfortable.

After all, although three thousand Hongchen guests have been brought here, they still need to be paid, right?

More or less, you have to give some.

A better magic weapon can make a strong golden immortal convert to my Buddha!
  What's more, the Golden Immortal can be cultivated, but the magic weapon of Zheng'er Ba Jing is extremely difficult to obtain, especially in this era when the spiritual energy of heaven and earth is sparse.

After getting involved with more than a dozen magic weapons, and it was just to protect Chu Hao, Tathagata Buddha felt aggrieved!
  Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva could also sense the discomfort of Tathagata Buddha, but Guanyin Bodhisattva still said helplessly:

"My Buddha, the prison god said that unless we send him the ceiling of the Law Enforcement Hall, Sun Wukong's golden hoop will no longer be with him."

"Oh my God, the God of Hell is just pretending to have his goods on the road. Do we really want to listen to him? He is interfering with Journey to the West!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was very angry.

Tathagata Buddha's face was full of pain in his balls,

Maybe it’s because of the sticky stone platform, or maybe it’s because I’ve torn my balls from sitting for too long, but whatever the case, it just hurts.

But after all, it’s just some decoration materials, so it’s not something we can’t afford!

Tathagata Buddha exhaled and said in frustration: "What else can we do? Even if we call the teacher over, there is nothing we can do against him. He did not really interfere with the journey to the west. We have no evidence."

"This kid seems to be arrogant and domineering, but his actions leave no trace. It seems that all the causes and effects have been planted by him."

"Even this time, Sun Wukong put on a tight band, you saw it. If he didn't speak, the monkey would probably kill Tang Sanzang directly."

"Then Tang Sanzang respected the prison god a thousand times, and slandered us in the West ten thousand times... Now we can only trick them on their way first, and let's talk about the rest."

Tathagata Buddha seemed a little discouraged, but also seemed to be secretly planning something.

In fact, Tathagata Buddha does not need this group of people to take refuge in me. Otherwise, he would not take out the tight hoop to directly bind Sun Wukong. That is not a way to truly convince people with virtue.

However, when I think about it, if the Buddhist scripture study comes to an end, the scene will definitely be ugly based on the attitude of these Buddhist monks.

Tang Sanzang kicked him into Daleiyin Temple and cursed loudly,
  "Don't move, please, and hand over the Tripitaka Sutra, otherwise I will bury you all!"

Ah, Cao!
  Then he is obviously the reincarnation of my disciple, why did he become like this!

It’s so uncomfortable!
  But there is no other way. When faced with the professional law enforcer, the God of Hell, Tathagata has accepted his fate and fooled him first.

Journey to the West can make the West great again. Nothing is more important than this.

Tathagata Buddha waved his hand and said helplessly:

"Give it, give it. Isn't it just a law enforcement hall? It can only be one or two miles away. How much ceiling can you ask for? Give it to him!"

"By the way, how big is the law enforcement hall?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva pondered for three seconds,

"It's not big, it just covers dozens of miles of ground."

Tathagata Buddha's eyes widened and his voice rose dozens of times.
  "What are you talking about! His entire law enforcement hall covers dozens of miles?!"

"Can the Jade Emperor agree to such extravagance and waste?!"

"Oh, by the way, it seems that all the materials used are from our Xitian!"

"It seems that even people are brought here to work as laborers..."

"We have to tear down our own ceilings and send them over to others?! Amitabha is such a flying boss!"

Tathagata Buddha felt like he didn't want to live for a while.

What’s missing?

Is the co-author of Prison God to the West here to buy decoration materials? The one who doesn't pay you yet?
  It doesn’t matter if you don’t give money, but you still need us to deliver it to people’s homes and help them build it ourselves? !

Am I, Xitian, so mean? !

In this law enforcement hall, Xitian feels very involved.

Tathagata Buddha's face was full of pain in his balls.

Guanyin Bodhisattva asked tentatively,
  "Then...should we give it away?"

Tathagata Buddha took a deep breath, and again he was like a deflated ball.
  "Give it away, give it away, give it all to him, give him whatever he wants."

"I made a miscalculation this time... Did you see clearly what kind of treasure it was?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head.

Tathagata Buddha sighed,

"I just knew that... he is so secretive and so domineering. It's normal for him to suffer a loss against him."

"Go ahead..."

As soon as Tathagata Buddha saw the spiritual mountain that was finally built, he wanted to make wedding clothes for others again.

It’s uncomfortable!
  (End of this chapter)