Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 547 Don’t talk nonsense, this poor monk is making a strategic retreat!

Master Tang Monk and Sun Wukong turned around and walked back without any hesitation.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was not well at that time.

I will chop you to death with one knife!
  It took hundreds of years for Xitian to operate before Journey to the West could begin;
  Even so many people died in Lingshan and the house collapsed before you were resurrected.

Tell me, am I going west in response to the call of the prison god boss?

Guanyin Bodhisattva feels green on her head!
  These two masters and disciples, their consciences have fed the dogs!

Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't bear it anymore and transformed into an old man, just blocking the way back to Sun Wukong and Tang Monk.

Sun Wukong's fiery eyes can see through all things in the world, but he cannot see through Guanyin Bodhisattva, who is shrouded in holiness.

I just felt that this old man appeared strangely.

While Sun Wukong was still thinking about something, Tang Monk grabbed the old man and shouted angrily:
  "Old man, why are you blocking the poor monk's path?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was scolded by Tang Sanzang until his head was buzzing.
  But he still kept his breath and said in a deep voice:

"I live near the Five Elements Mountain... Hey, are you the monkey at the foot of the Two Realms Mountain?"

"I remember you, I remember my grandpa said that when the Two Realms Mountains descended from the sky, they suppressed a divine monkey. Could it be that it was only now that you escaped!"

The old man looked at Sun Wukong and thought to himself.

Sun Wukong frowned, showing a ferocious monkey face,
  "What, are you asking for a favor?"

Tang Sanzang picked up the old man, shook him, and roared:
  "Old man, don't interrupt me when this poor monk asks you something!"

"Why are you blocking the poor monk's path!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva had many mythical beasts running through her heart, but she finally calmed down.
  "I saw that the sun was setting on the west mountain, it was already evening, and in this mountain forest, there were fierce tigers and wild beasts, killing people like hemp."

"I live nearby, why don't you come with me and stay one night first?"

Tang Sanzang put down his guard, put down the old man with a curse, and said coldly:

"If you speak in advance and remain silent from now on, the poor monk will think you are a mountain bandit."

The old man twitched the corner of his mouth,
  If you compare me to someone else, who is more like a bandit?

Has anyone seen an old man blocking the road without saying a word, but first pulled him up and tossed him twice?

Tang Sanzang pushed the old man away and said impatiently:
  "climb!"

"The poor monk is rushing home and won't go to your place to chat."

Tang Sanzang was in a hurry to go home and didn't waste any time talking to Guanyin Bodhisattva.

So, the master and the disciple left the old man behind and ran away.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was left alone, disheveled in the wind.

I originally thought that after his resurrection, Tang Sanzang would at least be less violent.

But it seems that they are restrained, but it depends on the person.

When you see the Buddha, you worship the Buddha; when you don't see the Buddha, you shout.

Realistic magic.

Seeing that it was impossible to keep the two masters and disciples, Guanyin Bodhisattva stamped his feet again and turned into a breeze.

The next second, Guanyin Bodhisattva flew directly in front of Tang Sanzang, revealing his true form.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, wearing a white lotus flower and a white gauze skirt, looked at Tang Sanzang with lowered eyebrows.

Tang Sanzang restrained himself at that time and worshiped with full reverence:

"Disciple Tang Sanzang, see the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Avalokiteśvara Bodhisattva who saves the suffering!"

Even Sun Wukong could only smile. After all, he had just promised to travel westward, and now he turned around and ran away.

Especially now that the God of Hell is away and no one is protecting him, Sun Wukong naturally knows how to restrain his nature.

From Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong learned how to bend and stretch.

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong who were so respectful, and secretly gritted his teeth.
  What a face-changing technique, is this still Tang San Burian who killed the tiger with three punches and grabbed the old man and threw him twice? What the hell, how come this Buddhist scriptures have changed so much!

Guanyin Bodhisattva calmed down and said coldly:
  "Tang Sanzang, weren't you ordered to go west to obtain Buddhist scriptures? Why did you retreat again?"

"Have you forgotten your oath that if you don't take the true scripture, you will fall into hell forever?"

Tang Sanzang said with an aggrieved look on his face:

"Bodhisattva has wronged me. The poor monk came all the way and faced numerous disasters and hardships, but the poor monk had no intention of retreating!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was so angry that he almost cursed!
  Thousands of disasters? Hardships?
  Does it mean punching the tiger and throwing the old man away?
  Still have no intention of retreating? !

The first thing I heard from you was to run away!

Very angry.

Guanyin Bodhisattva gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice:

"Then why are you walking back? Don't you want to give up heading west?"

But Tang Sanzang still opened his eyes and told lies:

"Bodhisattva has misunderstood! The poor monk is making a strategic retreat. It will not be too late for the poor monk to practice for hundreds more years and become a sage."

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows and grinned,
  "Hey, what a coincidence, my old grandson also retreated strategically!"

Sun Wukong discovered that he could really learn something from this master!

In the past, I only thought that the Buddhist scripture seekers were fools, but now it seems that the Buddhist teachings of Sanzang of the Tang Dynasty are worth learning!
  Guanyin Bodhisattva clenched her fists, and after a long while she calmed down and said:

"Even if the journey to the west is full of difficulties and dangers, you will definitely be able to overcome all difficulties."

"Western Heaven be with you."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva originally thought that saying these words would calm the master and the disciple and prevent them from escaping.

However, when Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong heard this, they suddenly felt as if they were mourning for their heirs, and their expressions were ugly.

Tang Sanzang gritted his teeth and cursed secretly:
  "Those stupid bald donkeys actually want to spy on the poor monk, a bunch of evil beasts. The poor monk will never forget the story of the golden-headed revelation that caused my brother's death until his death!"

"The hatred between brothers is irreconcilable!"

"I don't want to kill my brother any more. This journey to the west is already difficult enough. How can I survive if I have Xi Tian watching me again?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face turned dark.

Do you think I can't hear you when you whisper?
  No, this seems to be just for me!
  Sun Wukong also cursed secretly,
  "The dead bald donkey, the ghost is still there, just won't let us go?!"

"Damn it, I shouldn't have agreed to this trip to the west!"

"Without the blessing of the God of Hell, I will still have to be tortured by the Western Heavens, why not kill me directly!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face is as black as ink, and ten thousand divine beasts are rushing past in his heart.

What kind of evil has this done?
  Why can you be so excited when the God of Hell says that he is with you?
  If I say "Western Heaven is with you", is it as if I want to kill you? !
  Absolutely amazing!

Forget it about Sun Wukong, I didn’t expect you, Tang Sanzang, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to betray Xitian!
  Tang Sanzang seemed to change his face. He raised his head, his face was full of respect, he clasped his hands and said warmly:

"Bodhisattvas and poor monks worship heaven and earth, eat fast and chant Buddha's name, and yearn for the Western Heaven ten thousand times."

"But because this trip is really dangerous, the poor monk doesn't want to leave a corpse to the west. Otherwise, wouldn't it be easier to just let Wukong kill me?"

"So, the poor monk wants to have more ability to protect himself... The poor monk is really not shrinking, the Bodhisattva understands clearly!"

After Tang Sanzang finished speaking, he took half a step back, ready to run away at any time.

Guanyin Bodhisattva is extremely desperate,

Are you serious about taking half a step back?

How can you trust me?

Do you really want to ask him?

(End of this chapter)