Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 535 Boss, I’m greedy for your stolen goods, I’m despicable
  Chu Hao is not in a hurry to improve the Nine-Level Heavenly Prison.

Now, we have to find the Jade Emperor first.

Lingxiao Palace.

Chu Hao stepped forward and found that the gods had been waiting here for a long time.

A faint smile appeared on Chu Hao's face. It was a long-awaited court meeting. This was a leisurely, ordinary and happy life.

When Chu Hao came in, all the literary, immortal and martial arts gods instantly became serious. They were no more nervous than meeting the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor sat on the dragon chair and looked at Chu Hao, with a behaving smile on his face.

My most important minister in heaven, I feel comfortable no matter how I look at him.

"Ahem, morning everyone."

Chu Hao found that everyone was silent when he came in, and couldn't help coughing.

The faces of the gods were full of reverence,
  "Good morning, Prison God Boss!"

Even the Jade Emperor smiled cheerfully and said:
  "Good morning, my dear."

"My dear, do you know why I came to you this time?"

Chu Hao shook his head,
  "Wei Chen doesn't know."

Don’t you want to buy something with me?
  The Jade Emperor grinned,
  "Actually, I heard that you were hunting for treasure in the West and got some good things. I want to do you a favor."

"Get rid of those bald...robbers."

In fact, it is not easy for the Jade Emperor to directly say: Boss, I am greedy for your stolen goods, I am a bitch.

After all, he is the Jade Emperor, so he needs to be hugged when talking.

The Jade Emperor added:

"Of course, dear, don't think too much. I will never force anyone to lock up a man. As long as you find it difficult to deal with, you can leave it to me to arrange it."

To put it simply,

If you can't deal with the stolen goods, come here, I'll help you deal with it, and I won't let you suffer!

All the gods present thought, good fellow, has the Jade Emperor now become an accomplice of a treasure hunter?

It's a familiar road.

Chu Hao now only has 600,000 merit and divine water left in his body.

Drinking all the 600,000 yuan of merit and divine water by yourself is definitely the biggest waste.

Because the most powerful effect of the Merit Divine Water is to enhance the strength of the weak and directly let others experience the fun of cheating.

But Chu Hao also wants to improve his cultivation strength. After all, you need to be strong to make iron.

The best case scenario is that you can get another 200,000 vows and merits from prostitution.

This is the best case scenario.

[Congratulations on successfully checking in at Lingxiao Palace]

[Task: Take out 500,000 merits and divine water and exchange wishes and merits with the Jade Emperor]

[Reward: One Hundred Thousand Merit Divine Water! 】

Beautiful!
  This system is really afraid that it won’t be open enough and it will do whatever it wants!

Chu Hao originally planned to leave 200,000 merit and divine water for the Nine-Level Prison, but after all, it was not enough to go too far.

Now it seems that I want all the merit, divine water, and vows!
  Immediately, Chu Hao took out a huge gourd bottle that was as tall as a person without hiding it.
  Chu Hao lazily said:
  "It just so happens that Wei Chen picked up a gourd that no one wanted on the roadside. If your Majesty doesn't dislike it, you can take it."

The gourd fell in the middle of the field, and the sound of a needle dropping could be heard. Everyone was frightened on the spot.

Because, at this moment, the aura of wish power and merit spread across the field, sweeping over the bodies of every immortal.

Even just smelling it, the gods felt it was so refreshing that they felt so comfortable that they took off!

The rich flavor of merit and divine water in the venue makes everyone salivate!
  There is no mistaking it, this gourd contains the divine merit water, the divine merit water that everyone covets! The faces of the gods were filled with shock.

"Oh my god, is the prison god really hunting for treasure in Lingshan? Didn't he find it in the merit pool?"

"This gourd... at least three to four hundred thousand merit and divine water, or even more!"

"As a Daluo Golden Immortal, I have never seen so much meritorious water in my life! Damn it! Tears flowed out of the corners of my mouth in vain!"

"You can at least create two more Da Luo, and you're giving them away now? Such a luxury?"

"A Yuan Hui in Heaven can get several thousand of the divine merit water, which is pretty good... Why did it come to Chu Hao, and the divine merit water looks like it was stolen from me!"

"Yeah, it's like robbing the Eight Treasures Merit Pool!"

"That's nonsense. Your Excellency, the God of Prison, has a lot of blessings. He picks up things on the roadside...Cao, why don't I believe it!"

The gods looked at the large gourd of merit and divine water and suddenly doubted life.

This is really like taking off your pants!

There is no such thing as a prison god, so a gourd of merit divine water?
  Don't say it's us, even if it's the Jade Emperor...

The gods looked at the Jade Emperor and caught a drop of crystal liquid hanging from the corner of the Jade Emperor's mouth——

Ah, the Jade Emperor is drooling too.

Now, who isn’t a trash picker?

In the barren heaven, who can control themselves in front of this divine water of merit?

"Your Majesty? Your Majesty?" Chu Hao asked tentatively.

The Jade Emperor sucked back his saliva and quickly sat up, his face became solemn, and traces of saliva could still be faintly seen at the corner of his mouth.
  "My beloved, you are truly blessed. I found... such a gourd on the roadside. I am very happy."

"I wonder how much of the merit and divine water in this gourd I can transfer, don't worry, I won't let you suffer."

The Jade Emperor's face was full of sincerity.

No, it’s all a bit pleading.

If he hadn't lost face, the Jade Emperor would have jumped in front of Chu Hao right now and asked Chu Hao to give him a hundred and eighty thousand merit water!
  Heaven can see how merciful it is that even Heaven, after hundreds of calamities, cannot receive so much merit and divine water!

Although Heavenly Court now has a great reputation, His Majesty knows that all of this is the result of the Nine-Level Heavenly Prison.

Because there are a lot of strong men in the Nine-Level Prison who are willing to work for Chu Hao, even Nezha, who is half-step to the quasi-sage, has to work day and night.

The Jade Emperor thought about himself again. It would take a lot of effort to call him a Taiyi Golden Immortal, let alone a half-step quasi-sage.

Therefore, the Jade Emperor really urgently needs some meritorious water, at least to promote himself a few useful gods.

Because the Prison God is too busy now, enforcing the three realms, and often rushes to the front line to fight against Xitian.

The Jade Emperor did not dare to disturb Chu Hao if he had any tasks, let alone borrow people from the Nine Levels Prison.

Because the Jade Emperor respects Chu Hao from the bottom of his heart. Although it sounds nonsense, which wise king since ancient times would yell at his close ministers?
  God is so pity, the Jade Emperor is too late to praise him, he really doesn't want to cause any trouble.

He didn't even want to borrow someone from the Nine-Level Heavenly Prison, firstly because it was like poaching Chu Hao, and he couldn't do it.

Secondly, it’s embarrassing.

As a Jade Emperor, if you have to ask your trusted subordinates to do any work, that would be embarrassing to your grandma's house.

The Jade Emperor only wanted a few respectable subordinates who could run errands.

Of course, anyone with his butt could tell that even if he straightened up, the Jade Emperor would never give up on Chu Hao.

Because, in this heaven, Chu Hao has become the most admired and valued minister of the Jade Emperor.

Facing the Jade Emperor's request, Chu Hao smiled and said,
  "Of course I'll give it all to you!"

The Jade Emperor suddenly choked up.

(End of this chapter)