Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 438: Your Majesty, I respect this humble monk who has done the first thing! Tons, tons, tons!
  Just when Tang Sanzang vowed to be loyal to the country and to fight to the death to obtain the scriptures for the Tang Dynasty, Chu Hao suddenly discovered that there was a little change.

From the west, a golden light of merit suddenly flew over and landed on the head of King Tang.

Although it's not much, it disappears in an instant.

But Chu Hao could obviously see that King Tang's physical fitness was much better than before.

It turns out that King Tang's body has reached the limit of a mortal, and he will basically be gone in less than ten years.

After all, King Tang is still a mortal now. With a little magic of cultivating immortals and changes in the power of chaos, his life span has been forcibly extended to six hundred years, but it will almost be over in a few years.

Otherwise, the soul of King Tang would not have been drawn out so easily, and Xitian would not have to bear much karma.

But now this group of merits has directly given King Tang another hundred years of life!
  Chu Hao suddenly thought that if the original plot was to be followed, this golden light of merit should have been Xitian's contribution to modifying the Book of Life and Death after seducing the Tang Dynasty King Yuanshen.

Now I can snatch it back with just one word, and ten times as much!
  Chu Hao thought that the King of Tang was really blessed. Originally, Chu Hao asked the King of Tang to call Tang Sanzang his younger brother, just to see if he could share some merit after traveling to the west.

Now it seems that there is no need to divide, just grab it!

Guanyin Bodhisattva did not notice this detail.
  Probably because of the suddenness, Guanyin Bodhisattva was observing Tang Sanzang again.

At this time, King Tang took out another glass of wine.

"Since I have sworn sworn vows to me, I deserve my name. At that time, the Bodhisattva said that there is a Tripitaka of Sutras in the Western Heaven. My disciples can point to the sutras to pick up the title, how about calling it Tripitaka? You can also refer to the name of the country as a surname, that is, Tripitaka of the Tang Dynasty, how about it?" "

Tang Sanzang kowtowed,

"Okay, okay, good, good, good, this poor monk will be Tang Sanzang from now on!"

Tang Sanzang was still in a daze, because the demonic heart in his body had not changed, and he heard the words "Three Burials" in his ears.

Tang Sanzang secretly admired, he is indeed a brave and mighty Majesty, he is so arrogant even when he is trying to learn Buddhist scriptures, no matter who it is, anyone who stops me will be buried on the spot!
  Could it be that it means burying all living beings in the sky and on the ground? !

Guanyin Bodhisattva next to him obviously noticed it and reminded:

"The Tibetan that Your Majesty is talking about is the honorific title for the three Tibetan Tibetans of Sutra, Vinaya and Commentary. It is not a burial."

Tang Sanzang glared at Guanyin Bodhisattva and said,
  "You are the only one who talks too much! What does it have to do with you when I say goodbye to His Majesty?!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva almost went crazy. I, Cao, am so awesome?

In order to save your life, Xitian, you killed many strong Arhat Buddhas, and even more, in order to obtain the Tai Chi Pill, I sacrificed the two swords of Ultimate Immortal and Trapping Immortal.

He was even beaten to the door by Taishang Laojun, and even Tathagata Buddha was scolded and cried!

Even my biological father is not so close!
  Now Tang Sanzang doesn't respect heaven and Buddha, but only cares about his eldest brother, Prince Tang?
  Does the stepmother have no human rights? !
  Chu Hao said calmly next to him:

"It's almost time to hit the road. You're just a beggar, so don't bother here. Don't forget that you are the girl being ridden by Tang Sanzang."

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked over angrily. When he saw Chu Hao ridiculing him, he turned away angrily and stamped his feet!

Forget it, just be merciful and spare yourself this time.

The King of Tang waved his hand and handed Tang Sanzang a glass of wine.

"Your Majesty..."

Tang Sanzang didn't say a word, but the result came and he drank it all in one go!

"Your Majesty, for the sake of the country and the people, I owe you respect for the humble monk who has done his job first! Tons, tons, tons!"

The king of Tang Dynasty was stunned.

"Huh? Don't you monks stop drinking?"

Tang Sanzang laughed heartily,
  "Have a good day today. Let's put these little things aside for now! No matter how strict the rules are, they can't compare to the blessings of our family and country!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva is covered,
  Fortunately, it was a cup of vegetarian wine, otherwise Tang Sanzang would have broken the precept today!

Tang Sanzang suddenly thought of something and said to the king of Tang Dynasty: "Your Majesty, this poor monk has a little boy. We have played together since childhood. He played with me and I played with him. We have a very good relationship."

"This poor monk is traveling this time, and I would like to come with him. Please give me your permission."

The king of Tang waved his hand,
  "Yes! Since it is the person that my imperial brother wants, of course I am sure."

"But I still have to remind you, you are a monk, don't mess around, it will have a bad impact."

Tang Sanzang grinned ecstatically,
  "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your permission!"

The face of Guanyin Bodhisattva next to me turned green.

Cao, after so many years, are all those Buddhas and Arhats big on shit?
  Tang Sanzang actually had a man who he had played with since childhood? !
  Of course, this was what Tang Sanzang said casually. Under the supervision of those group of Buddha Arhats, Tang Sanzang mainly relied on this brother to come into contact with the beautiful world of flowers.

To put it simply, pigs and dogs are friends!

Even Tang Sanzang's three visits to the brothel were all taken by good friends.

Tang Sanzang waved his hand, and a tall and strong monk rushed over from the accompanying team.

"Sajia is here!!"

Chu Hao was drinking idly beside him. When he saw the strong monk coming out, he spit out a mouthful of wine on the spot.

"I, Cao, isn't this the same Monk Lu who used to shout at Guanyin Bodhisattva before and called Guanyin Bodhisattva stupid and stupid?!"

"Oh my god, there are so many encounters in life! It turns out that Tang Sanzang has been played by Monk Lu since he was a child!"

"No wonder, no wonder!"

Chu Hao only felt that during this journey to the west, he was moving in an increasingly outrageous direction.

As for how outrageous?

In the scene, Tang Sanzang and Monk Lu almost showed their true colors. They were drinking vegetarian wine, punching and swearing in the street, tons, tons, tons!

Guanyin Bodhisattva’s face turned green!
  Now she suddenly felt that the death of those dead bastards was not a pity!
  Damn it, have you lived like a dog for these twenty years?
  What the hell, Tang Sanzang secretly befriended such a rude, meat-and-potatoes monk who violated the precepts, and no one reported it? !

That Monk Lu was the one who was yelling at me and calling him stupid!
  Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly felt a sense of coolness behind him, it was over, it was over this time.

Tang Sanzang had something else to hide, and his true character was probably not revealed.

Even the demonic energy only amplified his murderous intention.

The real him may have a more violent side hidden!
  After Tang Sanzang found Monk Lu, he looked at Chu Hao again.

"Your Majesty, this humble monk is brave and wants to have a word with you. Is that okay?"

Chu Hao pointed at himself and said doubtfully:

"Me? Don't you feel pain?"

Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment, his face full of surprise.
  "How do you know that when I saw Your Excellency, I felt a slight pain? It's like we have an unforgettable friendship!"

Chu Hao sneered in his heart, I played the ball with my own hands, how could I not know? It seems that the pain is so deep in the soul that it has become a memory of the soul.

Tang Sanzang crossed his legs. Although it hurt, he felt familiar with Chu Hao!

Tang Sanzang looked at Chu Hao with tenderness and said excitedly: "When I see you, I feel like I feel the kindness of a father!"

Chu Hao sneered in his heart,

"It's okay for you to call me daddy, but I don't want a son of a bitch like you."

Tang Sanzang took a deep breath,
  "I would like to invite you to join this journey to the west!"　
  (End of this chapter)