Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 429 What I want is your pain

As soon as Chu Hao came in, he saw that all the eyes of the three thousand Buddhas were focused on him.

His eyes were mixed with anxiety, more of a murderous intent, and an anger that wanted to tear Chu Hao into pieces.

Ok?
  Before Chu Hao stepped in, he turned around and walked back again. A lazy voice came over,

"It seems that everyone doesn't welcome me? Farewell!"

How dare you make a bad face when you invite me here?
  That can't be done, we won't be angry about that!

"Stop!" Three thousand Buddhas roared angrily.

Of course Chu Hao couldn't stand still, this word was impolite.

"Wait a minute!"

Chu Hao continued walking.

"Please come back!"

Well, that's right.

When Chu Hao came back, he saw that only Tathagata Buddha had a gloomy face, but the other three thousand Buddhas all looked vicious.

Chu Hao was a little scared at that time, "Wow, your eyes are so big? Xiaosheng is scared, oh my mom! Say goodbye!"

Chu Hao turned around and left again.

Tathagata Buddha instantly jumped in front of Chu Hao and blocked Chu Hao's path.

Chu Hao looked at Tathagata Buddha calmly, "If you want to take action, it's early. I'm in a hurry to get off work..."

However, Chu Hao said half of it.

But suddenly I found that Tathagata Buddha's gloomy face suddenly started to move, and then, a chrysanthemum-like fake smile appeared on Tathagata Buddha's face!
  The smile was so stiff, the smile was so painful!
  Here comes the Mask of Pain!

"Dear Lord Prison God, please stay! Step!"

The Tathagata Buddha smiled softly and spoke word by word through gritted teeth.

Chu Hao then turned around, only to find that the faces of the three thousand Buddhas also had smiles like masks of pain!

"The God of Hell stays!"

"We have something to discuss!"

Chu Hao was shocked. Good guy, when Chu Hao looked at the Great Leiyin Temple, it was like seeing three thousand chrysanthemums that were forced to bloom.

That would scare people crazy!

Chu Hao's face showed a little timidity,

"Forget it, just be normal, I'm afraid..."

Buddha Tathagata twitched the corners of his mouth, took a deep breath, and said bluntly:
  "Let's get straight to the point, no nonsense, we want the Tai Chi Pill in your hand."

When Chu Hao saw that the anticipation phase had entered, he immediately smiled and said,
  "it is good."

Tathagata Buddha's face instantly darkened, and the God of Hell smiled, life and death uncertain.

I am not afraid that the Prison God will be out of tune, but I am afraid that the Prison God will laugh.

However, this time Tathagata Buddha was ready.

He will never let Chu Hao lead him by the nose again!
  Tathagata Buddha said bluntly:
  "You can't get the treasure from me because I'm broke."

"The price of a Tai Chi pill, even if it is doubled a hundred times, is only worth an acquired spiritual treasure. All I can give you is an acquired spiritual treasure."

Tathagata Buddha's idea is very simple.

As long as the tone is set at the level of Houtian Lingbao first, how many times can Chu Hao increase it?
  It's impossible. At most, it will reach the point of acquiring a treasure the day after tomorrow. That is also the most common situation.

Because this is what Tathagata Buddha envisioned, and it is impossible for a normal person to ask for a higher price than this.

Chu Hao looked at Tathagata Buddha with a half-smile,

"Xiao Ru, you are right, and I agree with you."

Tathagata Buddha was stunned for a moment and said happily:
  "So, you are willing to trade?!"

Three thousand Buddhas almost laughed out loud.

Sure enough, the Prison God finally chose to compromise!
  Basically, he wants to show goodwill to Xitian, especially at this critical moment, he just wants to wait for the price! He still knows that I, Xitian, must not be offended!
  Tathagata Buddha still felt something was wrong.

"Then... would you please take out the elixir first?"

Even Tathagata Buddha did not feel at ease even if he did not get the elixir.

Based on my understanding of the God of Hell, if he doesn’t sit on the ground and raises the price, and the lion opens his mouth, it is definitely the sun coming out in the west.

How could it be possible to hand over the elixir so easily!

Especially, the current situation is that Xitian shamelessly robbed the human prison and stole Chen Xuanzang.

According to Chu Hao's character, when the Nine-Level Heavenly Prison was robbed, Chu Hao directly led a team of law enforcers from the Three Realms to rush to Ksitigarbha's forces and put them in order.

Now Ksitigarbha's power is declining, and he is even unable to suppress the Blood Sea and the River Styx.

But now, Guanyin Bodhisattva directly robbed the human prison, and Chu Hao personally asked people to seize Chen Xuanzang.

This is basically provoking Chu Hao!
  Tathagata Buddha just thought that it would be good if there was no fight.

With such a bad temper, how could Tathagata Buddha believe that Chu Hao would take out the Tai Chi Pill?

"Okay!"

Contrary to everyone's expectations.

Chu Hao's answer was surprisingly straightforward.

In full view of everyone, Chu Hao naturally took out a few Tai Chi pills.

At that moment, Tathagata Buddha and the three thousand Buddhas were stunned!

"Amitabha is a fucking Buddha. He is really a Tai Chi pill. Get it quickly!"

"I, Cao, can be saved, Chen Xuanzang can be saved!"

"Wait a minute, this is still the best Tai Chi Pill. There are not many of these top Tai Chi Pills in the Three Realms. He accounts for at least part of it."

"Hurry, hand over the Tai Chi Pill!"

"Thanks to your knowledge, I will reward you with a cup of merit in your future journey to the West, hahahaha!"

Three thousand Buddhas shouted excitedly and anxiously, and almost had Chu Hao hanged up.

Tathagata Buddha stared at Chu Hao. It must be said that Tathagata Buddha felt a little bit in disbelief.

He always felt that it was a bit unreasonable.

No, it’s simply impossible!
  How could this prison god be so cruel?
  Tathagata Buddha tilted his head to look at Chu Hao and asked tentatively:

"What exactly do you want?"

The corners of Chu Hao's mouth raised slightly, it seemed like a smile but not a smile.

"Actually, I'm not that materialistic. How could I covet some acquired spiritual treasures from you?"

"How can I extort money every day? Then I would still look like a law enforcement prison god? Wouldn't that make me a bad guy?"

Chu Hao said it very shyly and indifferently.

Three thousand Buddhas are about to curse their mothers in an instant.

Are you not a materialistic person? Are you not greedy? !

You don’t extort money every day, but someone comes to your door to blackmail you? !
  If it weren't for the fact that Chu Hao couldn't be killed, these three thousand Buddhas would have wanted to kill Chu Hao more than anyone else!
  When I think of Chu Hao coming to Lingshan to extort money, kill people and set fires, not even once or twice, the hearts of the three thousand Buddhas are filled with tears!
  But now it seems that this prison god Chu Hao has finally learned his lesson.

Sure enough, he also knew that I, Xitian, was an existence that could not be offended.

The three thousand Buddhas all had sneers and contempt on their faces, and they felt more and more that Chu Hao had begun to admit defeat.

However, Tathagata Buddha swallowed his saliva, and he felt an extreme sense of unreality!

He knows Chu Hao so well! This man never behaves like a human being!
  Tathagata Buddha slowly stretched out his hand to take the elixir in Chu Hao's hand.

Just a little bit closer, just a little bit closer!
  The three thousand Buddhas all stared at Tathagata Buddha's hand reaching for the Tai Chi Pill with wide eyes.

Then, just when Tathagata was about to get the Wuji Pill, a ferocious smile appeared on the corner of Chu Hao's mouth!
  "What I want is your pain!"

In full view of everyone, Chu Hao suddenly clenched his fist!

(End of this chapter)