Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 417 Little Tathagata, please reason with me. Think clearly.

Guanyin Bodhisattva stood on his head, tears of grievance flowing back into his stomach.

At this moment, the Buddha's light shines high, and a loud Buddha's voice comes from the sky, with a hint of anger,

"Prison God Chu Hao, you are going too far to deceive others with your strong words!"

How uncomfortable this is!
  When Guanyin Bodhisattva saw Tathagata Buddha coming, he was like a little girl who had been wronged at school, crying and running towards Tathagata Buddha.

"Lord Buddha, they are bullying this poor monk!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva burst into tears, so wronged!

I am a good Guanyin Bodhisattva, why do I become like this?

In front of the public, a strong man was riding on the ground and blasting a hammer, woo woo woo...

How will I see people in the future? !

woo woo woo...

Tathagata Buddha finally arrived a step too late. He watched helplessly as the demonized Chen Xuanzang was taken away by Chu Hao.

Moreover, Chen Xuanzang looked very dependent. At that moment, Tathagata Buddha's heart felt cold.

Accept the thief as your father! Evil disciple, evil disciple!

It’s over, it’s cold now!

No, I think we can still save it...

Tathagata Buddha had a gloomy face, and the pressure of the abyss and the sea pressed against Chu Hao,
  "Prison God Chu Hao, you should not interfere in this matter, hand over Chen Xuanzang!"

Chu Hao tilted his head and stared at Tathagata Buddha coldly,

"Is this the way you talk to me?"

Tathagata Buddha wanted to hug Guanyin Bodhisattva for a moment, but he was so cruel to me! Woohoo, he is mean to me!

But it can’t be done. There is a large audience. I, the Tathagata Buddha, am the Buddha of the Central Saha World. How can I admit defeat?

Never admit defeat!

Tathagata Buddha took a deep breath and said in a solemn voice:

"Prison God, can you please be reasonable? This Chen Xuanzang killed so many Arhats and Buddhas, and even beat Guanyin Bodhisattva violently. Is this okay?"

"It's not good, of course it's not good. We are all civilized gods and Buddhas. We have to be reasonable. Don't you also have rules in your laws of heaven?"

Such a Tathagata Buddha, capable of bending and stretching, it is outrageous to be civilized and reasoned!

Chu Hao had a strange look on his face and leaned back tactically.
  "Wow, little Tathagata, you want to tell me the laws of heaven? Then we have to argue!"

"Where did Chen Xuanzang break the law?"

Buddha Tathagata was so angry that his face was swollen, but he could only hold his breath and said:

"He killed many of my Arhats and Buddhas. This is the crime of killing Buddhas!"

Chu Hao waved his hand and said with disdain:

"This is wrong. Our client, Chen Xuanzang, was happily giving a speech today, but suddenly he was framed with a cassock and went crazy."

"And the most important thing is that he didn't bother anyone when he went crazy. He just screamed twice on the spot. At most, he was accused of making noise."

Chu Hao spoke righteously and shouted very righteously:
  "It just so happened that at this time, there were dozens of big men with guns and sticks coming to kidnap him and kill him. Then Chen Xuanzang would definitely resist! So, this is self-defense!"

“Legitimate defense refers to actions taken to stop an unlawful infringement against a person who is engaging in unlawful infringement. If it causes damage to the unlawful intruder, it is considered legitimate defense and shall not bear criminal liability.”

Tathagata Buddha was shocked, huh? What the hell kind of hammer are you talking about? !

He killed so many immortals, true immortals, and powerful men. Do you think this is self-defense?

But if you think about it carefully, it seems to be the same truth!

It seemed like he really just groaned on the spot and didn't hit anyone...

He...but he killed Buddha, he, it doesn't make sense! Tathagata Buddha was so angry that his face turned green.

"You are using strong words to make excuses. He is a demon and we are Buddhas. It is natural for us to arrest him!"

Chu Hao raised his eyebrows high,

"What's wrong with the devil? Doesn't the devil have any power? As long as he doesn't kill people or hurt innocent people, he is a good devil."

"I have a good friend who is also a demon, but his warm-heartedness is definitely the best in the three realms! No one can match it!"

"Besides, if Chen Xuanzang kills someone, then I, the God of Law Enforcement and Prison of the Three Realms, will have to take action and beat him to death on the spot without mercy!"

Tathagata Buddha almost cried, he was unreasonable and threatened me to beat Chen Xuanzang to death!

The meaning of Chu Hao's words should not be too obvious. I have secured this person's life. Even if the Buddha comes, it will be useless. I said so!
  Tathagata Buddha was so wronged that he tried hard not to cry!
  Woohoo...it's so difficult!

I was so uncomfortable that I criticized him. Who could have known that Tathagata Buddha would be so aggrieved?

Although, this is not the first time.

Tathagata Buddha took a deep breath. He knew that he would eventually reach this point.
  "What do you want to do to let him go?"

Tathagata Buddha's face showed endless sadness, I understand, I understand, just say it.

However, Chu Hao said bluntly:
  "Hey, don't engage in bribery. We are upright people and do not accept bribes!"

"Now Chen Xuanzang needs to be arrested for the crime of destroying public property and disturbing public order."

"Prince Tang, please accept him!"

Of course, King Tang could not see the scene of Tathagata Buddha negotiating with Chu Hao.

But no matter what, when Chu Hao spoke, King Tang waved his hand without saying anything!

"Come here, arrest Chen Xuanzang for the crime of destroying public property and disturbing public order, and put him in jail until he is punished!"

A group of people rushed out and wanted to arrest Chen Xuanzang.

Even without the instructions of the King of Tang, Chu Hao's majesty among the soldiers and people of the Tang Dynasty was supreme and immeasurable!
  With Chu Hao's words, they even dared to attack Tathagata Buddha directly!
  Chen Xuanzang looked excited,
  "Come on, come on, catch me, catch me!"

Chen Xuanzang is not a fool, he knows, he knows everything!
  This group of Buddhas and Bodhisattvas want to harm themselves. They first use their cassocks to drive themselves crazy, and then they have the opportunity to kill themselves!
  It must be like this, these cunning Buddhas just want to kill the poor monk!

A poor monk will not follow your wishes.

Chen Xuanzang's eyes flashed with scarlet murderous intent, "The poor monk will definitely avenge me for ruining my life's glory and wealth one day!"

However, Tathagata Buddha was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. He stared at Chu Hao fiercely and said:
  "Prison God Chu Hao, if you disturb the journey to the west, I will complain to the saint!!"

Tathagata Buddha finally made a killing move and sued the teacher!

There is no other way, Tathagata Buddha really doesn't know how to deal with Chu Hao.

Moreover, now that Chu Hao is so involved in Journey to the West, Tathagata Buddha feels that it is necessary to deal with Chu Hao once and for all, and must not let this disaster continue!
  However, Chu Hao was extremely calm, turned around and left,

"I'm off work, you can go ahead and file a lawsuit."

"Oh, by the way, if you have time, you should take a look at Chen Xuanzang's body. He doesn't have many days left."

Chu Hao waved his hand and left gracefully.

Chu Hao clocked out of get off work and had no time to compete with Tathagata Buddha.

Tathagata Buddha stood there stunned, looking at Chu Hao with a confused look on his face.

"What does he mean? Threaten me?"

"What do you mean Chen Xuanzang doesn't have many days left?"

Before Chen Xuanzang had gone far, Tathagata Buddha took a look with his clairvoyance.

This sight made Tathagata Buddha freeze on the spot and his eyes widened!

I, Cao, something happened!

(End of this chapter)