Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 407: Don’t do anything, there is a god in your head

"You are a bunch of trash. You can't even recite sutras well. Do you want me to be saved by a poor monk like this?!"

Backstage at the Land and Water Conference in Chang'an City, Xuanzang was pointing at a group of monks and cursing.

Those who were scolded by Xuanzang did not dare to retaliate. They could only lower their heads and accept the scolding obediently.

There is no way, why Xuanzang is the designated monk guide for the Great Explanation of the World at this Land and Water Congress!
  The monks were extremely dissatisfied. They had also seen the unfairness of the world in their daily lives.

In the temple, it was obvious that Master Xuanzang was unruly and extremely violent. Except for the elders who seemed to know some fists and kicks, almost the entire temple was beaten by Master Xuanzang.

What's even worse is that Master Xuanzang secretly disrespects heaven and Buddha, and even secretly tried to eat meat several times, which would have happened if he hadn't been discovered by the elders!

It happened that such a person who was extremely uncultivated, as arrogant as a thug, and uneducated was actually selected as the Great Seng Gang of the Great Explanation of the World? !

We want all the monks in the world to learn from Master Xuanzang!
  What the hell, if everyone learns from Master Xuanzang who is so violent, will all the temples in the world go out to fight in groups, eat, drink, whore and gamble after the fight? !

Many monks present who practice Buddhism well felt extremely unwilling and humiliated.

"The poor monk likes to see you like this. He is not happy with this, and he cannot kill him! Hahahaha! A bunch of losers, it's time to start, why don't you hurry up and get ready!"

Xuanzang had a cruel smile on his face and kicked one of the monks in the butt.

"Little monk, please retire!"

The monk suffered great humiliation and could only leave with the other monks in tears!

Master Xuanzang laughed wildly, his smile was extremely ferocious.

He felt that he was completely the chosen one and that the whole world revolved around him!

Even the current emperor actually personally ordered him to explain the monks' outline for the world. This was even more of a catalyst for Master Xuanzang, who was already so arrogant and violent that he couldn't recognize the reality!

This feeling is really like, Sai Gao Ni is high as an iron duck!

Master Xuanzang didn't notice that when he was laughing ferociously, black devilish energy flashed in his eyes.

However, none of the Western Buddhas who were guarding Master Xuanzang were around, and they could not see Master Xuanzang's current appearance.

Master Xuanzang tidied his clothes and returned to his original peaceful state. He looked very calm, just like a real monk.

Although he was usually violent and unprovoked, Master Xuanzang was still able to control him.

Especially now that he is about to go on stage, Master Xuanzang also knows how to calm down his mind and his ferocious intentions.

Chen Xuanzang was about to go on stage, but suddenly he seemed to have thought of something, turned back and took out a brocade box from a secret corner.

Chen Xuanzang carefully took a look at the elixirs in the brocade box and found that the elixirs were still full of energy, and he immediately felt comfortable.

"Sure enough, the elixir given by heaven is different."

Chen Xuanzang always felt that there was some ominous premonition today. Only this thing in his hand could give Chen Xuanzang a sufficient sense of security.

Chen Xuanzang hid the brocade box in his arms and strode out.

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Chang'an City was crowded with people and the streets were empty.

Ever since the Tang Dynasty decreed to hold a large-scale water and land conference, almost the entire Tang Dynasty felt the ominous meaning.

Since the founding of the Tang Dynasty, conflicts with the Buddhist Kingdom of Tianzhu have continued year after year. The hatred has lasted for thousands of years, and the hatred has been as deep as the sea for generations.

The king of Tang even claimed to be a descendant of Laozi. He always only valued Taoism and never thought about Buddhism.

But now that the Land and Water Conference is being held on a large scale, no one wants to think of such an unexpected turn as normal.

However, there are also many people who believe that King Tang must have his own intentions.

"I want to see what kind of characters these so-called Zuo Seng Gang, You Seng Gang, and Tian Xia Da Chan Du Seng Gang are!"   Hmph, Your Majesty, the Holy Ming I, must have been coerced by the monster monk!

"Although I feel this matter is strange, no matter whether it is Buddhism or Taoism, as long as it can make the country strong, it is not a bad thing... But if it is not good for the country and only seeks personal gain, I will risk my life to bring peace to the world!"

Countless people came to watch the Land and Water Conference.

Everyone wants to see what kind of virtuous and respected person this legendary monk Gang is.

I also want to see what kind of Dharma this Buddhism is.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva on Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea received the Tathagata Buddha's instructions and visited good people in Chang'an City to learn scriptures. It has been a long time since she met a truly virtuous person. In other words, Chen Xuanzang has not officially appeared yet.

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva breathed a sigh of relief.

"Finally we caught up...and it seems that the God of Prison is not here?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva has basically suffered from the Prison God Fear Syndrome. Now every time she does something, she has to think about the presence of the Prison God.

After all, that boss is really a troublemaker...

Fortunately, the Hell God has been under the underworld for the past two days, messing around with those Ksitigarbhas.

In two days, can anyone quickly complete a super battle involving three major forces?
  Impossible, absolutely impossible!

There is no such a fierce person in this world, it’s impossible!

After all, there were Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and the Styx Cult Patriarch there. Both of them were the strongest in the three realms. It would be impossible for the fight to end in just a few yuan.

At this time, Guanyin Bodhisattva heard someone talking next to him again,
  Suddenly I heard that Taizong preached good results, elected eminent monks, and held a general meeting.

Moreover, the candidate is monk Jiang Liuer, who is the son of Buddha who descended from the bliss.

The corners of Guanyin Bodhisattva's mouth slightly raised, it's time, let's go!
  Everything went as planned, it was great!
  Without that big boss to interfere, I am really... so happy!

The Bodhisattva turned into a crazy beggar and happily carried the treasure given by the Buddha onto the long street.

There is a golden bat cassock and a nine-ring tin staff.

Originally, Mu Cha had to do the work of fetching things, but now Mu Cha is squatting in Chu Hao's nine-story prison.

Well, it is estimated that it will be out in ten or eight calamities.

So now Guanyin Bodhisattva can only hold the things and move forward obediently.

However, a few monks who were walking around on the street couldn't help but raise their brows when they saw this Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Good guy, that guy has something good, go and take a look!"

One of the thicker monks came up and stopped Guanyin Bodhisattva with a lewd smile.
  "Hey! Little lady, what you have in your hand will make the family happy!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "The cassock is worth five thousand taels and the tin staff is worth two thousand taels. If you don't buy it, go away."

Guanyin Bodhisattva really wanted to beat this monk to death for insulting Buddhism, but she endured it.

The sturdy monk smiled and said:
  "You idiot! Sajia thinks there is something wrong with you!"

"Two pieces of crude stuff, sold for seven thousand taels of silver? You want to eat shit! Ahem~!"

The stout monk spit water at Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to go crazy on the spot!

But at this moment, a familiar teasing voice sounded behind him,
  "Don't do anything, there is a god in your head!"

(End of this chapter)