Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 353 Don’t say anything yet. I will be promoted to Daluo and reach perfection soon.

Chu Hao looked at the stone platform under the seat of Tathagata Buddha with disdain.
  "Don't you get hemorrhoids after sitting on the stone platform for so long?"

The Tathagata Buddha was originally extremely majestic and solemn in his Dharma, but Chu Hao's words touched his heart!

Tathagata Buddha is crying in his heart. He doesn't slap people in the face when he hits them, and he doesn't expose his shortcomings when he scolds people!

You robbed me of the ninth-grade golden lotus and made me sit on the stone platform for so many years.

If it weren't for my local hardness, I would have had ten hemorrhoids!

Tathagata Buddha took a deep breath, indicating that he could not lose in terms of momentum, and said loudly:

"Bold Hell God, how dare you be so rude when you see me, Tathagata?"

Chu Hao tilted his head and sneered:
  "How about being rude? Hit me with your fearless seal?"

"No, you broke a part of your finger. Your fearless mark is so ugly."

Tathagata Buddha was stabbed in the center by Chu Hao again and suffered pain.

Tathagata almost cried on the spot!
  Bullying!

Woohoo, you don’t have moral integrity!
  Hit people without slapping their faces, and curse people without revealing shortcomings.

Ya['s words hit the two most uncomfortable points for me!

I just appeared on the stage, please give me some face, and you bullied me until I almost cried. How can I live after this!

Buddha felt bitter in his heart, but he did not cry.

Why do you think the Buddha wore the fearless seal?
  That's because of fear!

Tathagata Buddha has been warning himself: Chu Hao is not scary, don't be afraid, don't be afraid...

Poor Tathagata Buddha was bullied by Chu Hao to the point where he had psychological shadow.

The three noble men next to him got angry at that time.

Guanyin Bodhisattva jumped out, pointed angrily at Chu Hao and shouted:

"You evil beast, how dare you speak like this in front of Buddha!"

Chu Hao suddenly grinned,
  "There is a mole on your leg, from your waist down..."

Immediately, Manjushri Bodhisattva's face turned green, so green that he turned red!
  Chu Hao looked at the other two Bodhisattvas who were hesitant to speak, and grinned.
  "It turns out you like white and blue. I'll give you an extra set in the future."

Immediately, Manjusri and Samantabhadra's faces turned green.

In an instant, with just a few words, Chu Hao trampled the Tathagata and the Three Great Masters, who had entered the scene arrogantly, to the ground without any mercy.

Tathagata Buddha took a deep breath, he already had a way to deal with Chu Hao!
  That is.

Tolerate!
  Tathagata Buddha pretended that nothing happened just now, and looked at Chu Hao coldly, with a thick skin.

"The God of Law Enforcement and Prison of the Three Realms, why did you appear in the underworld for no reason and prevent me, the three great men of the Western Heaven, from converting the King of Tang?!"

"You harbor evil intentions and want to disrupt your journey to the West...!"

Tathagata Buddha wanted to accuse Chu Hao righteously and sternly.

But Chu Hao suddenly shouted, "Don't talk yet!"

"Oh, okay." Tathagata Buddha naturally closed his mouth and took back the words he was about to accuse Chu Hao of.

Chu Hao was a little distracted.

[Congratulations, Master, your perverted desires are so shocking that you have forced the Buddha to come in person! 】

[Reward: Ignore all conditions and be directly promoted to the perfection state of Daluo Golden Immortal! 】

Immediately, a warm current surged through Chu Hao's body.

The next second, the shackles of Chu Hao's realm were broken.

Daluo Jinxian is perfect!

[Congratulations to the owner for reaching the perfect state of Daluo Jinxian, the system is being updated, please wait]

[System update successful]    【Chu Hao】

[Realm: Daluo Jinxian is perfect (there are still 800,000 strands of vows and merits before half a step to the quasi-sage)]

[Kung Fu: Nine-turn Pangu True Body Art (fifth turn)]

【magic weapon:
  The rare treasure of heaven: God-killing spear (the rare treasure of heaven’s way of killing)
  The Thirteenth Grade Golden Lotus of Merit (Top Ten Best Innate Spiritual Treasures);
  The sword that kills immortals and slays gods (the best innate spiritual treasure), the Qibao Miaoshu (the best innate spiritual treasure);
  Innate spiritual treasures: Fantian Seal (gift to Xiaoqiong), Duobao Pagoda, Lingxiu Floating Clothes (gift to neon clothes), Qingyun Golden Lantern, Nine-Nine Red Clouds Soul-Removing Gourd, Sha Po Lang Three-Star Bracelet, Dou Ri Luo Net;
  Magic weapons of merit: Shennong Ding (super enhanced version of the treasure of merit), Xuanyuan Sword, Jiuzhou Ding (spiritual treasure of merit);

Acquired treasures: Thirty-three-day Golden Exquisite Pagoda (borrowed from Nezha), Demon Emperor Sword, Holy Spirit Cloak, Nuwa Blood Jade, and Blood Eye Sword;

Acquired Lingbao: Flying Smoke Sword】

[Spells and magical powers: seventy-two transformations of earth evil (all), the art of turning the rainbow, eight [Nine Mysterious Techniques, the Buddha's Kingdom in the palm of your hand, the law of heaven and earth, the indestructibility of the Vajra, pushing mountains and seas, mastering the five thunders, infinite black ice, Nothingness Wind, Chaos Divine Thunder]

Chu Hao raised his eyebrows, indeed a little confused.

I haven't started my perverted selfish desires yet. How come the system determines that the task is completed?

The mission is over before it even begins?
  Chu Hao suddenly understood.

Could it be that the system actually regarded those appetizers as tasks?

Chu Hao shook his head, why is this system so simple?
  But it doesn’t matter.

This saves the plot of Chu Hao revealing his true self and prevents Chu Hao's character from collapsing.

Chu Hao was still thinking that he should have received merits before. This was supposed to be a million merits to advance to the half-step quasi-sage, just because he got two hundred thousand merits that time.

However, Chu Hao was a little confused, where did this merit go?

But at this time, Chu Hao saw Tathagata Buddha who had been waiting for a long time with his mouth shut.

Only then did Chu Hao remember that he had left Tathagata Buddha here for a long time.

"Ah hahaha, sorry for keeping you waiting."

Chu Hao smiled awkwardly and turned back to look at Tathagata Buddha.

Tathagata Buddha's face darkened. He was scolded by Chu Hao just now and has been keeping his mouth shut until now.

Now that I think about it, I am a Tathagata Buddha, why should I be afraid of him? ! !
  Tathagata Buddha was extremely angry and continued to scold:

"The God of Law Enforcement and Prison of the Three Realms, you harbor evil intentions and want to disrupt your journey to the West. What crime do you deserve!"

Chu Hao waved his hand and sneered:

"Don't tell me that I forgot to raise an army to investigate the crime. You are so brave. You dare to kill Prince Tang privately and lure Prince Tang's soul to come to the underworld!"

"This matter has deviated from the agreement with my Heavenly Court. You are in trouble, and you are in big trouble!"

Tathagata Buddha was furious,
  "How is it possible? We have a book of life and death. We have reason to seduce King Tang! Bring the book of life and death!"

Just in time.

The treasure goddess dressed as a dancing goddess quickly ran over and shouted:

"Tathagata Buddha, King Tang needs a book of life and death to return to Yang. Otherwise, the procedures are incomplete. Please give me the book of life and death quickly!"

The Tathagata Buddha looked confused, and the Treasure Goddess looked at each other in confusion.

Treasure Goddess: "Buddha, please give me the book of life and death quickly, otherwise how can Prince Tang return the Yang?"

Tathagata Buddha: "I want you to give it to me!"

Treasure Goddess: "If you don't give me the Book of Life and Death, how can I give you the Book of Life and Death?"

Tathagata Buddha: "I have a book of life and death. Why am I using this to talk nonsense to you?"

Treasure Goddess: "..."

Tathagata Buddha: "..."

The Treasure Goddess and Tathagata Buddha fell into silence at the same time.

Chu Hao next to him smiled slightly,
  "Come here, let me show you a big baby!"

(End of this chapter)