Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 336 Tathagata: I’m used to it, let’s go to the funeral
  On this side, Chu Hao was sitting leisurely on the wall of Chang'an City.

Next to him, Cui Gui stood with his hands down, and the Yamas of the Tenth Hall were also standing respectfully. Their faces were livid with fear and they were trembling.

Especially Cui Gui, whose face was originally a ferocious green color, but now turned pale with fear, losing the majesty of a judge.

He still remembered Yuan Shoucheng's various dirty words to Chu Hao after he summoned him. Cui Gui was getting more and more scared now as he thought about it!

"Don't be nervous." Chu Hao comforted.

Cui Gui had a crying smile on his face.

But he said that after Cui Gui was ordered by Chu Hao to take Yuan Shoucheng to the eighteenth level of hell.

The Yamas were also curious. Why did they bring a fortune teller from the palace when they went out?

As soon as I heard about it, oh, it turned out that it was yesterday that Yuan Shoucheng, who was several decades old, summoned himself and offended the prison god, so Cui Gui got Chu Hao's order to come down and arrange for Yuan Shoucheng.

When the Underworld heard that Cui Gui had offended Chu Hao, they did not dare to neglect it. Without saying a word, the Ten Palaces of Hell followed Judge Cui and came up to pay homage to Chu Hao.

King Qin Guang trembled, "Big brother, Judge Cui Gui had an affair with a mortal fortune teller and entered the palace. What crime do you think should be punished?"

Cui Gui was so frightened that he knelt down and burst into tears.

"Boss, please forgive me. I have an old friend... No, they are all gone. If you see how pitiful I am, just let me go!"

Yama of the Tenth Palace stood nearby and did not dare to say a word or plead for mercy. He was like a child who was forced to stand, waiting for the punishment with peace of mind.

The dignified Tenth Hall Yama and the judge of Fengdu were so frightened, which was considered rare.

Chu Hao couldn't listen to these ghost cries and wolf howls, and waved his hand, "Cui Gui is guilty..."

Without saying a word, Yama of the Tenth Hall immediately picked up various magic weapons and prepared to kill Cui Gui in court.

Cui Gui was so frightened that his face turned green again and he fell to the ground softly.

Chu Haohan said, "I mean, he is guilty, but the crime will not lead to death. He can be punished by meritorious services. I haven't finished speaking yet. Are you so eager to kill him?"

Cui Gui seemed to have gone from hell to heaven in an instant, and the smile on his face was as bright as a blooming chrysanthemum.

"Ah? I don't have to die?" Cui Gui giggled.

Chu Hao said calmly: "Please make meritorious service. And you..."

Chu Hao pointed at the ten palaces of Yama.

Yama of the Tenth Hall felt weak at his feet and almost knelt down.

"What do you want me to do, boss? We will do our best!"

Chu Hao looked helpless, "Don't be so afraid of me, I won't eat you."

The Tenth Hall Yama shut up and shook his head, he was so scared that he peed in his heart.

No, no, you won't eat us, you'll fry us.

Chu Hao rolled his eyes and said, "Remember what I told you before. Also, take this thing, arrange the underworld for me, and go down."

According to his own ideas, Chu Hao recorded how to arrange the underworld on the jade stone. Once the King of Hell of the Ten Palaces sees it, he should understand.

Yama of the Tenth Hall and Judge Cui Guiru were granted amnesty. Without saying a word, they took the jade and left, seizing the time to run away.

Although Cui Gui doesn't know what will happen, as long as he can make meritorious service, he will definitely do his best!

Chu Hao sighed, am I so terrible? I'm very gentle, okay?

……

But he said that Guanyin Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva hurried back to the West.

As soon as they entered the Great Leiyin Temple, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva shouted in unison:

"Oh my god, something bad is going to happen!"

"Oh my god, something big happened!"

Tathagata Buddha was sitting on the stone platform. When he saw two mourning Bodhisattvas running in in a hurry, his nose felt sore.
  To report the funeral, are we going to be in pairs now?

Sadness, doubled!

Wuwuwuwu, I don’t listen, I don’t listen! Who can help me!
  Tathagata Buddha was exhausted mentally and physically, but he asked tiredly:
  "Tell me, what bad news has come to me again? I'm mentally prepared." Guanyin Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva looked at each other, and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva finally swallowed his saliva and said:

"Oh my god, something is wrong!"

"I was ordered to..."

Tathagata Buddha waved his hand and said tiredly: "Fast forward to the end of the bad news."

Samantabhadra was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect Tathagata Buddha to be so familiar with the road?

Isn't it true? Every time Guanyin Bodhisattva comes, he gives a lot of foreshadowing and makes a lot of psychological preparations for Tathagata Buddha, but Tathagata Buddha only feels deeper despair.

Now Tathagata Buddha wants to skip the foreshadowing and show his sword and his spear. You just say what happened and who died.

Samantabhadra Bodhisattva said bluntly:
  "The ghost of the Weihe Dragon King who went to intimidate King Tang was dragged to a small black room by King Tang and beaten to death with bricks."

Upon hearing this, the Tathagata took a deep breath, looked up to the sky forty-five degrees, and felt the sadness flowing back into a river.

Tathagata Buddha's tone was full of despair, his tone was tired and helpless,

"Who can tell me why a mortal emperor can hammer a ghost in the immortal realm to death with a brick?!"

"This is very un-immortal!"

Tathagata Buddha wanted to stand on his head so that his tears would stop flowing.

Jojo, I don’t want to be a Buddha anymore!

Why is it so difficult to be the Buddha of this generation?
  woo woo woo woo……

Seeing the Tathagata Buddha in such a miserable state, Samantabhadra lowered his head and did not dare to say a word.

But Guanyin Bodhisattva is used to announcing funerals anyway, so he is very familiar with the road.

"Oh my god, I have even worse news."

Tathagata Buddha grabbed his chest, took a few deep breaths, and then said:
  "Just tell me, I can stand it."

Guanyin Bodhisattva said bluntly:
  "Then it seems that King Tang took the Spirit Pill to ward off evil spirits and kill the ghosts."

Tathagata Buddha's face turned dark immediately.

"Spirit Pill?! Isn't that a pill that only Taiqing Saints can refine? How could Prince Tang take such a pill?!"

"Wait a minute, what about that anomaly? Could it be that anomaly?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head,
  "The anomaly was being entangled with us at that time. Furthermore, until I arrived in Chang'an, the anomaly was in Chang'an. How could he possibly know about our opportunity."

"unless……"

Guanyin Bodhisattva did not say any more.

But all the Buddhas present had cold eyes, looking left and right, suspicious of each other.

The meaning of Guanyin Bodhisattva's words is very obvious, unless there is a traitor in Xitian, and he is the kind of strong person who can come into contact with Journey to the West.

Tathagata Buddha denied it on the spot:
  "It's impossible. All the Buddhas in the Western Heaven have practiced Buddhism diligently. They have a clear mind and a clear mind. They attach great importance to the great cause of traveling to the West. How could there be a traitor!"

When Tathagata Buddha said this, he actually had no psychological confidence.

To put it bluntly, he himself had already suspected it...

But for the sake of stability in the West, at least on the surface, Tathagata Buddha naturally could not tell the matter.

Tathagata Buddha said in a concentrated voice;
  "It seems that the Supreme Lord is well prepared for this matter, but saints act, so we should not make any guesses. I will ask the teacher to hold him accountable."

"The most urgent task is how to make amends?"

If Taishang Laojun knew that he had somehow taken the blame, he would definitely scold his mother.

I made a good elixir without even leaving the house. I was blackmailed several times without telling anyone, and now I have to take the blame for nothing?

Who can I talk to to explain such grievances?
  But Chu Hao's ability to conceal the secrets of heaven is not even considered a saint, and no one would think that Chu Hao can make elixirs.

Therefore, Taishang Laojun will take the blame!

(End of this chapter)