Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 328 Chu Hao, the Queen Mother has two flat peaches for you to eat

All the male and female fairies who were playing around stopped one after another, and quickly straightened their clothes solemnly, not daring to show any disrespect.

But it was because the status of those who came was higher than most of the people present.

An iceberg beauty with fluttering clothes and aura as sharp as a sword, eyes as sharp as daggers, slowly fell in front of Chu Hao.

All the gods and heavenly soldiers and generals bowed their heads in ceremony.

"I have seen the Nine Heavens Profound Girl Wuji Yuanjun!"

Chu Hao raised his eyebrows slightly, it turned out to be Jiutian Xuannv.

No wonder the aura of the visitor was so sharp, not at all soft as a woman's, but with a sharp and cold aura like a god of war.

Jiutian Xuannv is the powerful subordinate of the Queen Mother. She is in charge of killing under the Queen Mother. She is well versed in military strategies and magical powers.

Chu Hao could feel the majestic aura of Jiutian Xuannv, she was probably a half-step quasi-sage!
  No wonder everyone present respected her so much, but she was as cold as ice to everyone present.

Chu Hao was about to say hello, but before he raised his hand, he was held by Jiutian Xuannv.

Jiutian Xuannv was cold in color and did not contain a trace of male and female affection. She just said coldly:
  "Your Excellency is the God of Law Enforcement and Prison in the Three Realms. You only need to respect heaven and earth, no more courtesy is required."

Chu Hao raised his eyebrows, but naturally he didn't hesitate too much, but said doubtfully:
  "Why did Xuannv come to me?"

Jiutian Xuannv said bluntly:
  "The Queen Mother invites you."

The eyes of many Da Luo Jinxian present lit up.

Hmm, any gossip?

All of a sudden, many gods pricked up their ears and listened attentively.

Chu Hao twitched the corner of his mouth, obviously feeling that the gossip souls of the young men behind him were burning.

Chu Hao was calm. The Queen Mother wanted to find him, so it was not a matter of gossip. Normally, there shouldn't be anything shameful.

Chu Hao asked casually: "Please tell me, Fairy, what does the Queen Mother want from me?"

"The Queen Mother has two flat peaches for you to eat."

Jiutian Xuannv said it expressionlessly.

"puff!!!"

Chu Hao almost spit out his rice and his face turned red!

What the hell are these words of tiger and wolf!
  Is this really what the Queen Mother said?

Of course, Chu Hao first thought that it was his own problem. There must be something wrong with him and he was thinking wildly. How could a normal person think in that direction?

Then, Chu Hao heard a group of people behind him, all retreating, their faces reddened, half-smiling but not smiling.

Obviously, these old perverts got it wrong the first time.

Emperor Zhaosheng blushed.
  "Prison God Boss, I'll take my leave... cough cough... Also, do you need any medicine?"

"I still have a lot of fairy deer antlers, yams, and the top-notch tonic Atractylodes atractylodes from the snow mountains! Men can't stand it if women eat it, men can't stand it if women eat it, men and women can't stand it if they eat it..."

Chu Hao was a little crazy,

"What on earth are you thinking? Can you act like a normal person and be healthy?!"

"The Queen Mother has a peach orchard, and she gave me two fresh and juicy peaches to eat... isn't that normal... um..."

As he talked, Chu Hao couldn't talk any more.

Hastily!
  But all the male immortals were grinning widely, especially Emperor Zhaosheng, what a good guy, his mouth split open to his forehead with laughter!

"Hahahahahaha! We understand, we understand, it's all normal! We are all men, we understand!" Even Nezha, a serious kid, raised the corner of his mouth and said,
  "Boss, what's that? I'll take the people out first. You...take care of yourself."

Emperor Zhaosheng grinned again, showing his gentlemanly demeanor,
  "A woman is like a wolf at thirty, like a tiger at forty, she can suck dirt while sitting on the ground at fifty, she can eat people without spitting out bones at sixty, she can suck rats through walls at seventy! Although the age gap between you is a bit big, but... cough, take more supplements. !”

The barefooted immortal next to him also waved his cattail leaf fan and laughed.
  "Your Majesty the God of Prison, please listen to what the old man has to say, this is the truth of life!"

"A female who is a junior in college will receive a gold brick; a female who is in her 30s will receive a gift of wealth; a female who is a 300-year-old student will receive an elixir!
  A girl with a college degree of three thousand is ranked among the immortals. A girl with a college of thirty thousand is a mother-daughter rice cooker. A girl with a college of three million is in the immortal class. You have the final say in the fairy world! Here's your chance! "

Everyone laughed wantonly, and Chu Hao gritted his teeth for a moment.

These people are polluting the environment of the fairy world, and I am still just a pure boy!

Chu Hao quickly said to Jiutian Xuannv;

"Xuan Nu, don't blame these people... they are sick. Let's go there quickly. Don't keep the Queen Mother waiting."

However, Jiutian Xuannv looked confused.

From the beginning to the end, she felt that she had said nothing wrong. The Queen Mother had indeed picked two flat peaches in the flat peach garden and prepared them for Chu Hao to eat. Why did this group of people act like they were stupid?
  Moreover, none of the words he said were understandable to her.

But it is normal. Jiutian Xuannv practices Taoism and kills goddesses for the Queen Mother. How could she know these filthy words?

Just like the lotuses blooming in the sky, how can they understand the filthy thoughts of these old perverts?
  Jiutian Xuannv just glanced at everyone coldly,
  "I advise you not to be too presumptuous!"

All the immortal officials, heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals stood obediently and nodded obediently.

"We are waiting to send you off to the God of Law Enforcement and Prison of the Three Realms!"

Chu Hao rolled his eyes, is this a compliment?
  That look in his eyes seemed to be sending me to a battlefield, and it was a battlefield where I was bound to die. Every thought was problematic!

Chu Hao turned around and flew away.

But suddenly, Emperor Zhaosheng stopped Chu Hao,
  "Boss, wait!"

Chu Hao turned around and saw a cylinder and a spherical object in his hand...

Chu Hao's face turned green when he saw it, and he kicked Emperor Zhaosheng ten thousand meters away.

Then Chu Hao hurriedly left with Jiutian Xuannv, and left angrily.

Emperor Zhaosheng sat on the ground with his hair disheveled,

???

who am I?
  where am I?
  Why are you kicking me, boss?
  I just need to hand in the jade token to apply for admission to the Nine-Level Heavenly Prison!

And this ball is not a ball for fun, it is my meeting gift dusting ball!
  When everyone saw Emperor Zhaosheng's appearance, they couldn't help but shake their heads.
  "Look at how stupid you are. It's okay now. The prison god boss will ignore you. You will never be able to enter the sky prison in the future."

"My meeting gift is still useful, the Holy Ruins Pill!"

"Oh, you have one too? I have some extra potatoes!"

"Oh ho ho ho, we are in the same camp!"

A group of old people laughed together.

Chu Hao and Jiutian Xuannv flew far enough, but they could still hear the cynical laughter of these young men.

Jiutian Xuannv's cold expression was full of doubts.
  "Your Majesty the God of Prison, may I ask what they are laughing at? What are those common sayings, those special holy ruin pills, and growing potatoes?"

Chu Hao's face was extremely embarrassed. He didn't answer or didn't answer.

After a long while, Chu Hao could only say awkwardly:
  "The relationship here is very important and cannot be explained in an ordinary way. Let's talk about it some other time. Let's go eat first... let's go find the Queen Mother first."

(End of this chapter)