Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 274 Ma Yuanzun King Buddha’s unique arrogance!

Chu Hao was stunned for a moment when he saw the two Buddhas who flew over to kneel in front of him without even fighting.

Is there something wrong with these two people?

Isn’t this too undignified?

However, how could Ma Yuanzun Wang Fo and Prince Qita care about courage and dignity?

That Maitreya Buddha cares very much about dignity. Is he feeding fish in the South China Sea now?
  Ma Yuanzun Wangfo had a flattering smile on his face, which looked extremely ugly.

"Ah hahaha, it turns out it's the prison god boss. The flood really washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the whole family didn't know each other."

He sneered inwardly, feeling very proud.

If I surrender quickly enough, death can't catch up with me!
  Chu Hao slapped Ma Yuanzun Wang Buddha directly and flew him backwards.

"You're so close!" Chu Hao added in a cold voice, "You look so ugly..."

Prince Qita was so frightened that his face turned green when he saw that King Buddha Ma Yuanzun was actually being whipped away, with even a few teeth falling out.

Damn it!
  What kind of suffering is this in the world!

Why did the two of us come to Beiju Luzhou to do a mission, and we were able to meet this super boss!
  God is so pitiful. If they had known that they would meet this big boss here, they would rather hang themselves at home than see Chu Hao!
  King Buddha Ma Yuanzun and Prince Qita greeted Tathagata Buddha's family in their hearts.

But the two of them just wanted to live happily.

Ma Yuanzun Wangfo, who was whipped away, ignored the pain in his face and ran over quickly, handed the other face to Chu Hao, and said with a flattering smile:

"Boss, calm down. After hitting that side of the face, try hitting this side."

Prince Qita also quickly turned his face and said flatteringly:
  "I don't know that the law enforcement prison god of the three realms is here. The villain bumped into the big boss. Please forgive me."

Chu Hao looked at the two Buddhas in front of him speechlessly, his face full of contempt.

These two Buddhas are too embarrassing, right?

Chu Hao was extremely disgusted: "You are still a Da Luo Jinxian? Are you still a Buddha? With dogs like you, who are you going to save?"

Ma Yuanzun Wangfo and Prince Qita nodded like pugs,
  "Yes, yes, what the boss said is absolutely true, we are not worthy, we are not worthy."

"How can there be any Buddha in front of the prison god boss? All living beings are equal. I am the dog, and the dog is me."

"Yes, yes, the Buddha said: There is no self, no dog, and no sentient being."

Chu Hao couldn't help but feel a little numb when he saw the shameless appearance of these two Buddhas.

Isn’t this so fucking disgusting?
  This set of Buddhist teachings, sentence after sentence from the Buddhist scriptures, are used so logically, it is simply too shameless.

Is this kind of stuff something everyone in Tibet wants?
  Even Xiao Qiong pinched his nose in disdain and waved his hand like a fly.

"Uh-huh... stay away, it stinks."

King Ma Yuanzun and Prince Qita showed no shame at all. They just smiled and showed their big teeth.
  "okay!"

"Order!"

Then the two of them took a few steps back, still showing that humble look on their faces.

Not only were Prince Ma Yuanzun and Prince Qita shameless, they had no intention of resisting or even running away.

To put it bluntly, if it were a Taiyin Star Lord in front of them, a serious Heavenly Golden Immortal like the Barefoot Immortal, how could they be so cowardly?
  We are all Da Luo, and we speak forcefully, so what else are we afraid of?
  Even though they were slightly inferior in cultivation, Ma Yuanzun Wangfo and Prince Qita dared to argue loudly with those serious Da Luo Jinxian.

But...    The most terrifying thing was that the person they met was Chu Hao.

Are you kidding me, trying to break up with this big guy? put on airs?

Don't want your life?

King Buddha Ma Yuanzun and Prince Qita are so self-aware!
  This is the God of Law Enforcement in the Three Realms. Daluo Jinxian who died under him can gather a table of mahjong, and by the way, there are two more serving dishes beside him.

Even when they met the quasi-sages of heaven, King Buddha Ma Yuanzun and Prince Qita had the opportunity to speak a few words.

But the person standing in front of them now is named Chu Hao.

Isn't it normal to kneel down in front of Mr. Chu Hao?
  It’s better to survive than to be miserable!
  Ma Yuanzun Wang Fo and Prince Qita both wore flattering smiles. For a moment, Chu Hao actually had the urge to kill them, which was a bit disgusting.

"Why are you two here?" Chu Hao asked coldly.

Chu Hao's question was about the secrets of Xitian. After all, this kind of secret edict can make Daluo Jinxian personally dispatch, or two Daluo Jinxian together. This is definitely a very important and untold secret.

Even Chu Hao had thought of how to scare these two people.

However, when he saw Ma Yuanzun King Buddha speaking very fast without thinking, he couldn’t wait to say:

"The thing is like this. I, Buddha Tathagata, sensed that a big demon was born in Luzhou, Beiju. I felt that he was destined to the West, so I specially ordered me and me to come and save him to the Western Heaven."

"Tathagata Buddha also said specifically that the situation is so big that it is necessary to send the eggs of the ancient beast back to the Western Heaven. There must be no mistake."

Just blurt it out without hesitation or thinking!

Chu Hao was stunned. All the threats he had prepared were useless. He didn't know how to speak for a moment.

Ma Yuanzun Wangfo sneered in his heart, as long as I leak the secret quickly enough, I will be beaten and unable to keep up with me!

Prince Qita glared at Ma Yuanzun King Buddha, his face full of righteous anger!

Grandma is a bear, it’s all him [Mom asked you to finish speaking, what did I say?

Chu Hao couldn't help but feel a toothache when he looked at these two idiots.

Even Xiao Qiong looked disgusted, "Brother, these two people seem a bit stupid, why don't they be beaten to death?"

Ma Yuanzun Wangfo clicked, very fast!
  Just come up and kowtow!
  Another backhand kowtow!
  "Grandma, have mercy on me! Grandma, have mercy on me! I was born humble, and cultivation is not easy. If grandma tells me anything, I am willing to go to the sword or even the frying pan! Please, grandma, spare my life!"

Ma Yuanzun and Wang Fofei kowtowed as if they were pounding garlic. The hand on the back of his head came in handy. The hand on his head pressed his head and kowtowed very powerfully.

The Prince Qi Ta who was next to him was not willing to be outdone. He jumped up, turned over, and kowtowed while standing on his hands!

It looks like a pile driver, very weird!

Prince Qita said loudly:
  "The Tathagata of the West is extremely shameless. This Nine Phoenix Egg is obviously yours, but you insist on saying that it is destined to the West. I have long been unhappy with them! I am willing to obtain the Nine Phoenix Egg for the boss and contribute it to the boss!"

King Buddha Ma Yuanzun put his hand on the back of his head and kowtowed, while Prince Qi Tat stood on his head and kowtowed. The two of them behaved like no sons of men.

Chu Hao and Xiao Qiong were startled and couldn't help but take two steps back.
  There is a problem, there is definitely a problem!
  I have never seen such a useless and weird Da Luo. This is so embarrassing!

Chu Hao didn't know that in the west sky, he was already an existence that stopped the Buddha's cry at night.

It is said that after Chu Hao came back from Xitian Lingshan, when the Xitian Buddha cried at night, other Buddhas would lie to him and say that Chu Hao was coming, and the Buddha would not dare to cry.

(End of this chapter)