Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 1975 Tathagata’s Negotiation

At this time, Chu Hao was in the law enforcement hall, drinking some wine and hugging his newly acquired Mrs. Diyong, looking carefree and happy.

"Report to the God of Hell, Taibai Jinxing is coming!"

Chu Hao was not surprised by such a report. He calculated that Taibai Jinxing would also come.

"Let him in."

Chu Hao drank a glass of wine and waved.

A moment later, Taibai Jinxing trotted into the law enforcement hall, still shouting.

"Congratulations to the Prison God. Congratulations to the Prison God. Your Majesty has another heavy reward."

"I wonder what the reward is this time?"

Although the Jade Emperor is the chairman of Tianting, Chu Hao now has no treasures, and he has already become disdainful of Tianting's flat peach elixirs and the like.

"Your Majesty rewards you with ten pots of the Hell God's Immortal Pill!"

Taibai Jinxing read out the Jade Emperor's will to Chu Hao.

"Why is it the elixir again? I have so many elixirs here that my hair is almost growing."

There are indeed quite a lot of elixirs in Chu Hao's place, and together they are probably much more than Taishang Laojun's survival.

"Prison God, don't say that. The elixir this time is different from the previous ones."

Taibai Jinxing's ability to observe words and emotions is the best in heaven, and he immediately said to Chu Hao.

And then he stepped forward and got close to Chu Hao's ear.

"This is the Nine Yang Great Tonic Pill that Lao Jun refined for Your Majesty. It can strengthen the body and increase one's cultivation level."

When Chu Hao heard this, a smile appeared on his face.

"Well, good, I'll take it."

Although Taibai Jinxing's voice was very low, Mrs. Diyong's ears were very good, so she naturally heard it. Her face turned red and she hurriedly lowered her head to cover it up.

Taibai Jinxing had just left, and then another report came.

"Prison God, the messenger from Canaan in the West is here."

"First it's Heaven, and then it's Western Heaven. It seems like it can't stop today."

Chu Hao originally wanted to be clean for a day, but it seemed that he couldn't be clean today.

"Let him in."

After a while, the Canaan envoy entered and came to Chu Hao. He clasped his hands and recited the Buddha's name.

"Amitabha, Lord Prison God, this young monk is polite."

"What's the matter with the Canaanite envoy coming here?"

Chu Hao knew that Canaan came here because of his conflict with Xitian, but he didn't know what Tathagata's plan was this time.

"I, Buddha Tathagata, specially hold a banquet in the Western Heaven and invite the God of Prisons to attend."

The Canaan envoy said, taking out the Tathagata Buddha's invitation and handing it to Chu Hao.

"This is strange. It is unheard of for the Buddha to treat guests. You have no wine or meat in the West. Are you going to be a vegetarian?"

When I saw the invitation from Tathagata Buddha, I couldn't help but smile.

This Tathagata Buddha is really interesting. He probably wanted to negotiate with me, but he couldn't say it clearly. It would damage Xitian's reputation, so he came up with the pretense of treating him to dinner.

"Buddha is sincere and asked the God of Prison to follow me there. Buddha said that he will definitely satisfy the God of Prison!"

This satisfaction naturally has something else to say. It is not satisfaction with food and drink, but satisfaction with the conditions and chips.

"Since the Buddha is like this, I should go and lead the way."

Since Tathagata was about to be taken advantage of, how could Chu Hao not give him this opportunity?

Following Canaan, we came to the Western Heaven. Within the Leiyin Temple of the Western Heaven, there was a place called Bao Ge Hua Mansion. This was where Tathagata would relax and unwind on weekdays. Chu Hao also chose to entertain Chu Hao in this Baoge Mansion. The entire Baoge Mansion is a three-story palace with a very high terrain and a beautiful view of Lingshan Mountain.

On the third-floor balcony of the Bao Pavilion, Buddha Tathagata was already waiting there. Naturally, he was very enthusiastic when he saw Chu Hao's arrival.

"The God of Prison is here and the mountain is shining brightly. Please take a seat!"

Looking at the three realms, apart from the Jade Emperor and the Supreme Lord, Chu Hao is probably the first person to have Tathagata stand up and greet him like this.

Although the table was filled with fairy fruit and holy water, these did not arouse much appetite for Chu Hao.

Tathagata Buddha would not be so stupid as to entertain guests with wine and meat here, but eating and drinking is not really important.

After a few words of false greetings, Tathagata Buddha first got to the point.

"The God of Prison has no interest in me, Xitian, so why does he stop me from doing things in Xitian repeatedly? You must know that the disasters in the journey to the west are God's will, and you cannot act against God."

"What a God's will. I wonder if this God's will is the Western Heaven of your Buddhist world or the Eastern Heaven of my heaven?
  As the God of Hell in the Three Realms of Heaven, if it is the will of the Eastern Heaven, I naturally cannot violate it. If it is the will of the Western Heaven, it seems to have nothing to do with me! "

Chu Hao's answer made Tathagata Buddha not sure how to respond, and his face looked a little embarrassed.

"Don't say it, don't say it."

"Whether it is the Eastern Heaven or the Western Heaven, the heavens are essentially the same. If the Eastern Heaven can be given to the God of Hell, the same can be done with the Western Heaven, as long as the God of Hell does not violate God's will!"

Tathagata Buddha's words are already very obvious, that is, as long as Chu Hao does not block Xitian's actions in the future, he can put forward any conditions.

"Since it's God's will, then I won't be polite. One hundred thousand pills, ten thousand Buddha's Light Orbs, one thousand magic weapons, one hundred magic weapons. I heard that the lotus throne you sit on is quite good, and..."

Chu Hao began to take stock and said that the treasures in Lingshan were much more than those in Heaven, and he was open to asking for them.

"puff!"

After hearing what Chu Hao said, Tathagata Buddha spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

"Prison God, are you trying to evacuate my Great Leiyin Temple? I have given these to you, and I am afraid that only the monks and scriptures are left in my Leiyin Temple!"

Tathagata couldn't bear it anymore and shouted angrily at Chu Hao.

According to Chu Hao's request, if he gave it all, he and his men would truly call themselves 'poor monks' from now on.

"It can be negotiated. I didn't say we couldn't bargain."

Chu Hao did not expect Tathagata Buddha to have such a violent reaction. It seemed that he was really anxious about Tathagata Buddha.

"I can only give you 10% of what you want!"

Tathagata Buddha heard that he could still bargain, so he reluctantly sat down again.

"At least 70%!"

"Twenty percent at most!"

"At least 60%!"

……

After some final bargaining, it was agreed that the deal would be settled at 30%. Of course, Chu Hao also added a condition, that is, Tathagata's golden lotus throne must be carried away.

Even if it was 30%, Tathagata Buddha's heart was bleeding and he wanted to eat Chu Hao alive.

"When my plan succeeds, everything will be paid back."

Seeing Chu Hao leaving with satisfaction, Tathagata Buddha could only comfort himself in this way to prevent himself from fainting from anger.

However, when they were giving lectures in the main hall the next day, the monks suddenly discovered that the throne under the Tathagata Buddha had been replaced by a chair.

"Why did Buddha replace the golden lotus futon throne?"

Guanyin asked Tathagata in confusion.

"Amitabha, I have been suffering from leg ailments recently, so instead, let's talk about the situation of Tang Monk and his disciples. Are they almost at the designated position?"

(End of this chapter)