Chapter 75 A fateful friendship

[She has to be open-minded. 】

[Flowers will bloom, and so will she. 】

[From now on, the show becomes exciting. Without water, electricity or food, can this group of charming celebrities survive? 】

[Don’t worry, this kind of program is fake at first glance. How can there really be water, electricity, and food shortages? Just a gimmick. 】

Zhao Yijing wailed: "Director, do we have to hold on for three days?"

The director immediately replied: "Yes, after three days, when the other two groups come back, your life will return to normal."

Zhao Yijing looked like he would rather die than live.

He held his stomach and said in pain: "What should I do if I want to poop? There is no toilet here."

The director said: "Solve it yourself! Everyone, from now on, you can freely explore this island! I hope you can persist for three days! And, during the three days, we will randomly release tasks, and those with high task completion will be You will receive special treatment!”

After the director finished speaking, no one had much reaction. They didn't even want to ask what the "special treatment" was.

At this moment, the sun was three poles high, and the sun on the beach was particularly fierce.

Zhao Yijing covered his stomach and was sweating profusely: "I can't stand it anymore, I really want to shit."

Sun Qinyuan glanced sideways at Zhao Yijing and said, "Hold it."

Zhao Yijing said in pain: "I can't hold it in anymore... I must have eaten too many crabs last night..."

Wen Jiu nodded and said deeply: "You can travel a thousand miles by holding in your urine, but you can't walk even an inch by holding in your feces."

Zhao Yijing nodded fiercely: "As long as you understand, what should I do? I want to poop."

Jin Xi said: "Go find a bush, your face is turning green."

Zhao Yijing objected: "No...if I'm caught pooping, do I still want to live?"

Jin Xi said ruthlessly: "Then just pull your crotch."

Zhao Yijing bent over in pain.

Wen Jiu asked: "Do I have to defecate in the toilet?"

Zhao Yidian nodded.

There are few shelters on the island, so it’s really embarrassing to poop wildly. He would rather suffocate to death than poop wild shit.

Wen Jiu: "There's really nothing I can do against you."

She looked up at the bright sun, then at the clear blue sea, and finally her eyes fell on the wooden house.

"Follow me." Wen Jiu said.

Although Zhao Yijing didn't know what Wen Jiu was going to do, he was inexplicably convinced by what she said.

Wen Jiu walked towards the wooden house, and Zhao Yijing followed her step by step, clutching his stomach.

Jin Xi wondered: "What is she going to do? Is it possible that she wants to climb over the wall and enter the house?"

Shen Jin didn't say a word, but followed Wen Jiu with his eyes. His eyes seemed to contain the answer, and he was waiting for Wen Jiu to verify it.

Huo Dantu frowned slightly and watched Wen Jiu go to the wooden house.

Wen Jiu stood in front of the wooden house door, casually took an iron clamp from his head, and then twisted the iron clamp into a staggered curve with his hands.

This series of actions made Zhao Yijing stunned for a while.

Zhao Yijing asked worriedly: "Can it be done?"

Wen Jiu inserted the iron clip into the lock, then fiddled with it a few times, and the lock opened with a "click".

She took off the lock and said to Zhao Yijing beside her: "Pull it for you."

Zhao Yijing let out an "ouch", bent down, held his butt between his legs and ran quickly into the wooden house.

The director was confused.

The audience was also confused.

Barrage:

[No, how could she still do this? Tell me honestly, what did she do before! 】

[I have seen celebrities casually show off various skills, mostly in elegant activities such as dancing, horse riding, and skiing. This is the first time I have seen a celebrity show off their lock-picking skills... This is so down-to-earth! 】

[Ask: What was Wen Jiu studying before he became famous? 】

[Please tell me how to open the door! I can be locked out three times a month! 】

[Don’t learn from me, I’m afraid you’ll go astray. ]    Wen Jiu finished opening the lock and said with a smile: "Sorry, I have some skills. If you have any locks that you can't open, please don't come to me, because I don't have a lock opening certificate."

Barrage:

[I thought she asked us to find her to unlock the door! 】

[She quite understands the law. 】

[She dotes on Zhao Yijing so much, Zhao Yijing has shit, she really picks the lock! 】

[Friends have shit and pick locks everywhere. 】

There was a smile in Shen Jin's eyes. The person in front of him was Wen Jiu he was looking for. His eyes carried a sense of inevitable aggression.

Huo Dantu lowered his head and smiled.

Wen Jiu, Wen Jiu, she always makes people feel fresh.

Someone with a bright and interesting personality like her is really not suitable for a dark bug like him who lives in the darkness all year round.

It is suitable for growing environments with lots of sunlight.

Wen Jiu stood in the sun and smiled at them, grinning without any scruples, with neat teeth and shining eyes. Huo Dantu felt that her whole body was shining.

His eyelids lowered slightly, and the smile on his lips gradually disappeared.

For the first time, he felt that he and Wen Jiu were not a match.

He doesn't deserve her.

The director said: "Wen Jiu, you actually..."

Before he could finish his words, Wen Jiu said "shh".

She said: "He is pooping now. He is very tired. Please give him some encouragement."

director:"……"

encourage? !

What encouragement do you need to poop? What is going on in her mind? !

Director: "You can't open the lock casually! You are violating the rules!"

Wen Jiu glanced at Zhao Yijing who came out and said, "He just wanted to take a shit. What's wrong with him?"

Zhao Yijing felt relieved and answered: "That's right, director, you don't want to be unable to find the toilet when you poop, right?"

Wen Jiu nodded.

[Director, don’t think that I don’t know that you were the one who was exposed to people pooping wildly at the filming base some time ago. ]

[Your big white butt has been seen by many netizens. ]

[Why should shit people make things difficult for shit people? ]

The director's open mouth closed again.

Can you blame him? ! The filming base was too far away from the toilet and there was no time to go to the toilet, so he could only solve it on the spot!

Unexpectedly, I was photographed by another celebrity’s sister and posted it online!

He still doesn't dare to let his wife know that his butt has been seen by millions of people!

"Okay, okay, I won't do this next time!" The director compromised.

Wen Jiu made an OK gesture.

The director locked the cabin again.

Zhao Yijing and Wen Jiu walked towards the tent. As they walked, Zhao Yijing said: "From now on, you and I have a life-long friendship!"

The kindness of saving shit will never be forgotten.

Wen Jiu waved his hand: "It's easy to talk about."

Sun Qinyuan said: "The most urgent thing is, should we build a toilet?"

Zhao Yijing: "Take a ride! We must take a ride!"

Zhao Yijing worked particularly hard when setting up the toilet because he was mentally disturbed by the shit he just felt.

The toilet is not far from the tent. I used picked wooden sticks to stick on the ground, and then covered them with tree branches and banana leaves. It looked decent.

After setting up the toilet, several people put up their tents.

Wen Jiu set up the tent and saw Huo Dantu still reading the manual, so he walked over.

"Do you need help?"

Huo Dantu looked up at Wen Jiu and said, "No, thank you. I'll see about it in a while."

Wen Jiu had nothing to say and watched Huo Dantu put down the manual and get busy.

(End of this chapter)

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