Chapter 33 Live broadcast of epilepsy + Wen Yujiang’s melon

At eight o'clock in the evening, Wen Jiu started a live broadcast.

She faced the camera, said nothing, and started moving directly towards the camera.

A few people came in sparsely into the live broadcast room.

[Start a live broadcast to lose weight? How long can I last? 】

【Who is this person? 】

[The anchor is fat, but quite good-looking. 】

Wen Jiu didn't even look at the barrage and started doing aerobics.

"One, two, one, two, one! Move!" she shouted while jumping.

Full of flavor.

After Wen Jiu danced for an hour, there were more people in the live broadcast room.

There are also people who give gifts.

Wen Jiu saw him and danced even more vigorously.

She shouted slogans in the live broadcast room: "Move today and throw off your goodbye sleeves! Run hard today and be so beautiful tomorrow. Everyone, move together with me!"

【Quite energetic. 】

[The shouting made me want to jump up and down, so I’d better turn over on the bed. 】

[Why don’t you rub the edges? Aren’t these weight loss anchors all wearing shorts and suspenders to rub the edges? You wear so much, how come there is traffic? Take off your clothes quickly and let me see how you look. 】

Wen Jiu saw this barrage and said: "Excuse me? Shake your brains before you talk to me. Don't think that I won't dare to scold you because you are ugly. Even tofu has a brain, but you don't. Hurry up Take off your pants and let me see if there are three centimeters! Your mouth is so yellow, did you eat shit? I suggest you eat some shit of other colors, don't always pick yellow ones! Get out of here, man!"

She cursed out in one breath.

Mainly, she scolded and fucked her at the same time, and the movements of her hands and feet never stopped.

[Holy shit, holy shit, I’ve never seen such a powerful curse! 】

[Sisters are good at scolding. 】

[Lend me your mouth. I will say goodbye to the boss tomorrow. 】

[I really envy this lung capacity. 】

[It feels so good to scold me, my breasts are cleared! 】

At this moment, the barrage has flooded the screen.

The number of people in the live broadcast room has reached 3.

Gifts piled up on the floor.

In just a short while, the fourth hot search on Weibo was:

#文九 Live Swearing#
  After a while, I had already reached second place.

A Ming, who was still working overtime in the company, almost lost his breath when he saw it.

He clicked on Wen Jiu's live broadcast, where Wen Jiu was still doing gymnastics and shouting slogans with great enthusiasm.

A Ming glanced at the barrage and Weibo comments. Most of them were positive, so he simply let Wen Jiu go.

Wen Jiu danced for three hours and finally stopped.

She sat on the ground and answered the barrage questions while wiping her sweat.

"How to lose weight? Keep your mouth shut, sisters! If you want to lose weight, you can only keep your mouth shut. Don't eat more than one bite of meat."

"What should I do if I can't control it? What are you using your hands for? They are used to slap yourself! When you want to eat meat, just slap your big mouth."

Wen Jiu looked at the time and saw that it was getting late.

She said: "Today's live broadcast ends here. At the same time tomorrow, let's lose weight together!"

Then turn off the live broadcast.

She looked at the backstage income and found it was 20,000 yuan.

The effect is not bad.

Wen Jiu got up and went to the bathroom to take a shower. After washing, she went downstairs to replenish water.

Wen Yujiang went home today.

He sat at the dining table and ate.

Wen Jiu sniffed the air and said, "Who is eating shit?"

Wen Yujiang gritted his teeth: "Yes, snail, clam, powder!"

Wen Jiu glanced at him lightly and said, "Oh." Wearing pink underwear and eating snail noodles, he has personality. ]
  "Pfft--" Wen Yujiang almost choked.

Wen Yujiang has liked the color pink since he was a child. When he grew up and moved out, his bed sheets and quilt covers were all pink, and he even painted the room pink. But in order to maintain his image, he did not wear pink clothes, only pink underwear.

He just likes pink, what's wrong with him? !
  Besides, pink is only suitable for macho men!
  Wen Jiu poured a large glass of water, and she drank it next to her. Wen Yujiang said, "Don't do live broadcasts anymore. Girls, what do you mean by swearing?"

[You should pay less attention to me and more attention to your girlfriend. ]
  [Your girlfriend is about to fall in love. Her first boyfriend has prepared 999 roses for her in the hotel. Her second boyfriend is planning to propose to her, but you will only be talking about snail noodles at home. Have some snacks! ]
  Wen Yujiang stopped his chopsticks.

The snail noodles suddenly lost their aroma.

Isn't his girlfriend him? What surprise? What hotel? What kind of first boyfriend and second boyfriend? Could it be that he is the third boyfriend? !
  Why didn't he know? !

Wen Yujiang immediately put down his chopsticks, took out his cell phone and trotted out the door.

Wen Jiuqi said: "Don't want to eat? It's so exciting, just like a husky."

Wen's mother had just returned from a walk in the garden. When she saw Wen Yujiang leaving in a hurry, she asked Wen Jiu: "Where is your second brother going so late? You are still in such a hurry."

Wen Jiu shrugged and said, "I don't know."

The two of them were sitting in the living room chatting.

On the other side, Wen Yujiang called his girlfriend Li Xiaoqing, but didn't get through.

He turned around and asked people to check the check-in registrations of nearby hotels.

After a while, a text message was sent: "Linjiang Hotel, 402."

Wen Yujiang looked at these words and cursed: "This is my hotel!"

Wen Yujiang drove directly to the hotel and asked the hotel management to open the door.

The door opened, and the floor was covered with roses, candles, champagne, and men and women rolling together on the bed.

The two people on the bed were startled. When they saw the person clearly, Li Xiaoqing said anxiously: "Yu Jiang, listen to my explanation!"

Wen Yujiang was very calm and said, "Explain."

Li Xiaoqing thought for a long time and then said: "We just fell together."

Wen Yujiang: "Did your clothes fall off too?"

Li Xiaoqing nodded.

Wen Yujiang: "You think I'm a fool! Who am I? A mistress? No, a mistress?!"

Wen Yujiang pointed at the man on the bed and said sadly: "How is he better than me? He doesn't have as many abs as me, his legs are not as long as mine, and his hair is bald. You actually cheated on him with him?"

The man on the bed has an M hairstyle.

Wen Yujiang simply doubted life.

"Break up!"

Li Xiaoqing wiped away her tears and asked, "Do we really want to break up?"

Wen Yujiang: "Otherwise?"

Li Xiaoqing raised her head and said, "Okay. I've had enough of your pink color. All your daily necessities are pink. I don't want to live with a sissy!"

Wen Yujiang was so angry that he trembled with anger. He grabbed his hair frantically and said loudly: "What do you know?! Pink is the most beautiful color in the world! You have no aesthetic taste, break up!"

He slammed the door and left.

Wen Yujiang returned to Wen's house dejectedly.

Wen's mother and Wen Jiu were still in the living room. Seeing Wen Yujiang's face hurt, Wen's mother hurriedly asked, "Jiang'er, what's wrong? Talk to mother."

Wen Yujiang held it in for a long time, but his mother Wen's words broke his guard, and he threw himself into her arms.

"Mom, Li Xiaoqing, you made me green!" Wen Yujiang sobbed.

Mother Wen looked at Wen Jiu and then at Wen Yujiang.

Mother Wen: "This..."

[Hey, I discovered it pretty quickly and was quite smart. ]
  Wen's mother tried to persuade him for a long time, but Wen Yujiang still looked like he was dying.

Finally Wen's mother asked Wen Jiu to persuade her.

Wen Jiu cleared his throat and said, "Think of something good. You have fallen in love twice, been cheated on twice, and won 100% of the wins. You are simply an evergreen general! Although others are preparing for a second child, you are still a spare tire..."

She said nothing and was glared at by Wen Yujiang fiercely.

Wen Jiu sneered: "Mom, I'm not suitable for persuading people."

Mother Wen: "..."

(End of this chapter)

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