After being eavesdropped on by the entire entertainment industry, I became famous

Chapter 2 2. No one is good, and neither am I.

After Wen Jiu answered the call, the phone was taken away by the program team.

Cell phones are not allowed on this show.

The two got in the car and were pulled by the program crew to a stretch of road. The road was the most primitive dirt road. The road condition was very bad, with numerous big and small potholes.

When Wen Jiu got out of the car, he saw a few people on the side of the road and shouted in his heart: [tnnd, bad luck! ]
  Guo Qing heard this and turned to look at her.

Wen Jiu felt confused and asked, "Is something wrong?"

Guo Qing shook his head.

Wen Jiu rolled her eyes in her heart: "Then what are you looking at me for?" ill. I'm not interested in your 6cm gadgets! ]
  Guo Qing: "..."

He was sure that it was not a good thing to be able to hear Wen Jiu's inner voice, because - she cursed so dirty!

Wen Jiu and Guo Qing walked towards the three people on the roadside in front.

The barrage became lively again at this moment:

[Holy shit, shit, shit, shitty ex-boyfriend and ex-bestie! This director has some skills and just built a crematorium! 】

[My ex-boyfriend and my ex-bestie are together, and they even appear on a show together. If I were a chicken, I would be stunned to death. 】

[It was the cheating ex-boyfriend who cheated on her, she is the one who should be ashamed! 】

Several people saw Wen Jiu and Guo Qing coming over and said hello. Of course, they mainly greeted Guo Qing.

Wen Jiu glanced at it:
  Ex-boyfriend: Meng Guangyi

Former bestie: Peng Bailan

Wen Jiu looked down at the hands they were holding and laughed in her heart.

Meng Guangyi has a handsome face and black hair, making him look like a well-behaved brother next door.

Peng Bailan has exquisite curly hair, big eyes, and an oval face. She is a pure and sweet girl who looks innocent and beautiful.

Meng Guangyi hesitated: "Wen Jiu... I didn't know you were here to participate in this show. How are you... lately?"

Wen Jiu put his hands in his pockets and said "hmm".

She looked calm on the outside, but complained in her heart: "Who are you pretending to?" You didn't know I would come to attend? Aren’t I the one who wants to participate in this show as Grandpa Tu to create traffic for myself? ]
  She looked at Meng Guangyi and said: [With eyes so big, does he have hyperthyroidism? You haven’t even wiped the shit out of your eyes, so don’t come out and embarrass yourself! Sister, I carried you in my pocket, but you kicked her into the ditch with this damn green tea, get out of here! ]
  Meng Guangyi has turned to stone. Was it Wen Jiu's voice just now? He looked at the others and saw that no one else said anything, so he didn't say anything either.

Guo Qing stopped making a fuss because he was attacked by Wen Jiu's inner voice. He turned his head and looked at the sky with despair.

Meng Guangyi hurriedly turned his back to the camera and wiped the corners of his eyes. There was no eye mucus. This stinky chicken is talking nonsense!
  Peng Bailan saw Meng Guangyi wiping the corners of his eyes and guessed that she and Meng Guangyi could hear Wen Jiu's thoughts. She looked at Guo Qing and Jiang Lan on the side, not sure if they could hear her.

Barrage:

[What did you find? Why do I think a few of them were petrified? 】

[The plague chicken must be so sad, hahahahaha, I really love watching it, I asked my friends to watch it! 】

[How cruel a chicken is, I love watching it! 】

Peng Bailan stretched out her hand to Wen Jiu, with tears in her eyes, she said: "Xiaojiu, we haven't seen each other for a long time. Let's give her a hug."

Wen Jiu took two steps back and shouted in her heart: "Don't touch me, dirty thing!" ]
  Peng Bailan's whole body stiffened.

Wen Jiu wanted to laugh or not, so he casually extended his hand and said, "I just took a poop without any paper. If you don't mind, let's hold hands."

Peng Bailan looked at Wen Jiu's hand with horror, fearing that there was some unknown object on it.

Wen Jiu said considerately: "Don't worry, I've washed my hands."

Peng Bailan took a few steps back and said, "Xiaojiu, you are still so joking." But she retracted her hand.

The barrage became lively:
  [I suspect that the plague chicken really wiped his butt with his hands]

[If it were anyone else, I would think she was joking, but this is a plague chicken! What can't she do? Is she telling the truth? ! 】

[How many truths are told in the form of jokes? 】

After a while, Wen Jiu was on the hot search again.

#风鸡 poops without paper

Wen Jiu also retracted his hand and looked at Peng Bailan with a smile on his face.

She said in her heart: "What do you dislike? When the sponsor pissed on you, weren't you happy with it?" Is urine cleaner than feces? ]
  As soon as she said this, Peng Bailan's face turned dark, and Meng Guangyi stiffly let go of Peng Bailan's hand.

Peng Bailan has a financial backer and plays a big role.

Jiang Lan, who had been silent next to her, looked at the harsh weather and whispered: "It's too hot, let's go. Sister Wen, will you take care of me? You can help me carry my luggage."

Jiang Lan takes the idol route, with green curly hair and a delicate face. Wen Jiu glanced sideways at Jiang Lan and said, "Isn't this good? There are a lot of valuables in your suitcase. It would be bad if I dropped it."

But in his heart, he complained crazily: [Take your mother’s head. You have so many sex toys in your luggage, I'm afraid I'll get sick! Go away, horny man! ]
  As soon as she said this, everyone froze again and took a step back neatly.

Jiang Lan was going crazy. How did she know? Also, how could he hear her voice? Judging from everyone's reactions, everyone here can hear her voice, right? !
  Barrage:

[Why do I feel like they are a little weird? 】

[The face is blue and white. 】

[Joke, if there is a plague chicken here, how can you look good? 】

When several people were in a stalemate, the director came out to speak.

Director: "This is still some distance from the show location. You need to choose your own transportation to get there."

The so-called means of transportation is a three-seater tricycle, and... one and two senior brothers.

Meng Guangyi pointed at the second senior brother and asked: "Director, pigs are considered a means of transportation?"

The director said: "Yes."

Meng Guangyi, Peng Bailan, Jiang Lan, Guo Qing: "..."

The barrage went crazy:
  [Tonight is the silent Cambridge haha]

[The director really knows how to organize things]

[Second Senior Brother: I didn’t expect that one day I would be a means of transportation]

Jiang Lan asked: "Who is riding in the car, and who is... walking with the pigs?"

The director said loudly: "It's up to you to decide. Let me make it clear first: whoever reaches the destination first will choose the house first."

Needless to say, those who came later must have lived in old and shabby houses.

Jiang Lan said tremblingly: "I don't want to ride a pig..."

Peng Bailan lifted the hem of her skirt: "I'm wearing a skirt, it's inconvenient..."

Meng Guangyi said: "The back seat of the tricycle can seat three people, but one person needs to drive, so this car can seat four people. I will drive. Teacher Guo, please sit in the back seat."

Guo Qing said "hmm".

Then Meng Guangyi sat in the driver's seat, and Guo Qing, Peng Bailan and Jiang Lan quickly got into the car, leaving Wen Jiu alone.

Wen Jiu, who witnessed everything, still had his hands in his pockets without any expression.

Peng Bailan opened her eyes wide and said, "Xiaojiu, I've wronged you today. You and your second senior brother should go out first, otherwise you won't be able to grab a good house."

Even if she and her second senior brother set out first, they still wouldn't be able to grab a good house.

Is Second Senior Brother so easy to control? joke.

Wen Jiu smiled and said, "You go first. I won't feel wronged, and I will bless you."

Guo Qing said: "What do you want to bless us with?"

Wen Jiu smiled and said, "I wish you no good luck."

Guo Qing: "..."

Wen Jiu sighed inwardly and looked at the director. The director was puzzled. Then, he heard Wen Jiu say: "This director has two tricks, and none of the guests invited are good. Of course, neither am I." What a good thing. ]
  director:"……"

Several people who heard her voice: "..."

Meng Guangyi started the car and several people drove away, leaving Wen Jiu and his second senior brother behind.

Barrage:

[Is this considered exclusion? It’s too obvious]

[As a passerby, I think they are too much]

[Putting it in the workplace, isn’t it workplace bullying? 】

[That’s because Manji is not a good person, and she deserves it! 】

[How come no one said anything about her cheating on her and stealing things? The plague chicken started to hire a navy to clean up his innocence, right? 】

The barrage was extremely noisy.

(End of this chapter)