After being eavesdropped on by the entire entertainment industry, I became famous

Chapter 13 Young man, fall asleep
  The next morning, just as it was getting bright, everyone was woken up by the director.

Jiang Lan rubbed her eyes and said impatiently: "Director, what are you going to do again?"

The director said: "Today your task is to help the villagers dig ginseng. Now you can have breakfast, we have prepared big cakes for you!"

There were several flatbreads placed on the table in front of them, which looked dry and lifeless.

Jiang Lan howled: "You're eating this in the morning, and you don't even have milk? Director, you don't have enough food, you don't have enough energy! I want to eat meat, I want to eat meat!"

The director said: "If there is no meat, you have to follow the local customs. The villagers here eat this in the morning."

Guo Qing: "Director, what did you eat for breakfast?"

Director: "Beef buns, what's wrong?"

Guo Qing: "..."

Guo Qing suddenly felt that this program was not called "Let's Farm", but called "Metamorphosis".

Feng Jinfang said: "Everyone, please eat quickly and get to work after eating."

They had eaten noodles yesterday and were already hungry.

Everyone picked up the bread and began to eat it.

Wen Jiu ate a small piece of cake and drank some warm water.

Gu Feng was shocked: "Wen Jiu, do you only eat this much?"

He only ate one tomato last night and ran for more than two hours.

Wen Jiu nodded: "I'll lose weight."

Barrage:

[Did she treat this place as a weight loss training camp? 】

【She is so perseverant! 】

[Do you think the naturally beautiful little white flower will eat cakes? 】

[No way, this cake is too high in carbohydrates. 】

Everyone guessed wrong. Peng Bailan took the cake and started to eat it, finishing the entire cake.

Meng Guangyi was stunned. He said, "Xiaolan, did you eat so much this morning?"

Peng Bailan smiled and said, "I'm hungry."

Jiang Lan stuffed the cake in her mouth and said, "She doesn't gain weight. It doesn't matter how much she eats."

Peng Bailan's eyes froze for a moment, then returned to normal: "Yes, yes."

Jiang Lan didn't watch last night's barrage. He was still pushing up and down: "Little Orchid is not like some people, who can only rely on diet and exercise to stay in shape. Are you tired of living?"

The "certain people" he refers to are Wen Jiu.

Wen Jiu said: "Yes, some people are like thin dogs. They can't gain weight even if they want to. Aren't they tired?"

She didn't name him, so Jiang Lan couldn't say directly: "Who do you think is a thin dog?" Then he would admit that he was a thin dog.

Jiang Lan stared at Wen Jiu, wanting to kill her with his own eye knife. But the other party didn't care about him at all.

Barrage:

[This Peng Bailan is quite stubborn. You’ve already been caught, but you’re still trying to create a persona of being a foodie? 】

[According to my observation, there are two characters in the entertainment industry that are most prone to overturning: one is a foodie, and the other is a pure and innocent person. 】

[Why does Jiang Lan always provoke Wen Jiu? Does he like her? 】

[Go crazy, my brother won’t like this damn fat guy! 】

After breakfast, everyone carried a hoe and a backpack and went to the ginseng field.

After digging for a while, Guo Qing touched his waist and sat on the field ridge. He hurriedly said, "I can't do it anymore. My waist is not good."

Before everyone had time to care about him, they heard Wen Jiu saying in her heart: "Well, that's what you said in bed, right?" It's only been a few minutes, so sympathize with your female companions. ]
  Meng Guangyi was about to help Guo Qing, but his hand froze. Peng Bailan was busy digging in the soil, fearing that her smiling face would be caught by the camera. Gu Feng held the hoe in a daze and was at a loss. He thought for a while, and then lowered his head shyly.

Feng Jinfang said: "Teacher Guo, you need to take good care of your body as you get older."

Guo Qing: "...Okay, okay."

He always felt that there was something in Feng Jinfang's words.

Only Jiang Lan was far away and did not hear Wen Jiu's thoughts. He squatted on the ground wearing a straw hat and dug out a rhizome from the soil with great joy. He said: "I dug ginseng!"

No one cares about him.

He murmured to himself: "Such a big ginseng, one bite should be very tonic, right?"

He hadn't eaten enough in the morning, so when he saw ginseng, he wanted to stuff it into his mouth.

Jiang Lan took the ginseng and walked back. Peng Bailan asked: "Where is he going?"

Gu Feng was a little closer to Jiang Lan, and he said, "He seems to be going back to eat ginseng."

Peng Bailan: "..."

Wen Jiu heard this and thought to himself: "Oh, you are quite capable of guarding yourself. I asked you to dig ginseng, and you ran back to eat the ginseng." If you were asked to fight against pornography, would you still do it? ]
  Everyone who heard her words couldn't help but nodded silently in their hearts.

At three o'clock in the morning, at 12 o'clock, a few people finally finished digging ginseng and called it a day and went back to rest.

As soon as the few people returned to the yard and put down their hoes, they saw Jiang Lan sleeping peacefully on the recliner.

Meng Guangyi said with a smile: "He can really sleep. We have finished our work and haven't woken up yet."

Guo Qing had returned to the yard a long time ago. He was also lying on the deck chair at the moment, drinking tea and said: "This kid fell asleep after taking a bite of ginseng. He has slept for at least 6 hours." He sighed: "The body of a young man It’s good, just fall asleep. When I was young, I could sleep for more than ten hours a day..."

Wen Jiu walked to Jiang Lan, picked up the rhizome at Jiang Lan's hand, and asked, "Did he eat this?"

Guo Qing said: "Yes. He still wants to give it to me. I only like to drink ginseng water. Who would hold ginseng and chew it like this kid?"

Wen Jiu looked at Jiang Lan and suddenly said: "It's a good thing you didn't eat, otherwise you would both have to lie down."

Guo Qing: "What did you say?"

Others were also panicked.

Wen Jiu said: "He is not asleep, but unconscious."

Everyone: "Huh?"

Barrage:

【ah? Is this ginseng so effective? It can also knock people into coma. 】

[I think this is not ginseng, this is pokeweed! 】

[Yes, this is Phytophaga, the last medicine Shen Nong tasted was it. 】

[Is this thing poisonous? 】

[Guess why Shennong tasted it last? 】

[Holy shit, shit, shit, shit, is this a show accident? Can Jiang Lan be saved? I've been unconscious for 6 hours! 】

In the Fenglou tea room.

Huo Dantu sat crookedly on the chair holding his cell phone. Bi Xu tapped the chessboard and said, "Dantu, it's your turn."

Huo Dantu held the black chess piece in his left hand, but he didn't make a move for a long time. He kept looking at his mobile phone.

Bi Xu: "Dan Tu, what are you looking at?"

The other young masters laughed and said, "Master Huo, are you watching a variety show? I heard that Wen Jiu from this variety show is quite famous recently, and Master Huo has fallen in love with her."

Huo Dantu paused, tilted his head and said, "You are too noisy."

The young masters got up sensibly and left one after another.

Only Bi Xu stayed, sitting next to Huo Dantu, and saw that Huo Dantu was watching "Let's Farm"!
  Bi Xu glanced at the screen and said, "You have to fill it with a lot of egg liquid and water and make him vomit it out."

Although he is careless, he is a doctor.

Then the two heard Wen Jiu on the screen say: "Go get the dung water!"

Bi Xu: "... Fecal water is fine, but it's a bit disgusting."

Huo Dantu frowned.

Peng Bailan asked with a trembling voice: "What... do you want excrement water for?"

Wen Jiu pointed at the unconscious Jiang Lan: "Pour it in for him!"

As soon as these words came out, the barrage went crazy:

[Holy shit, shit, shit, shit, chicken is going crazy. 】

[Jiang Lanren was saved, but he probably went crazy. 】

[What does the plague chicken want to do? Revenge against Jiang Lan? This woman is so fucking vicious, my employer needs to call the police! 】

Meng Guangyi said: "Let's take him to the hospital..."

Wen Jiu said: "The nearest hospital is ten kilometers away from here and cannot be opened to traffic. It takes enough time to go to hold Jiang Lan's funeral."

Bi Xu nodded in agreement: "What she said makes sense."

Huo Dantu glanced sideways at him.

Bi Xu:?
  He asked: "Why are you looking at me?"

(End of this chapter)