Counterattack by cannon fodder who reads minds! Eighty-year-old eat melon and become a group favorit

Xie Yaozhou put away the Rubik's Cube and asked, "Do you need me to provide the address of the mental hospital?"

"Um... Mom has been crazy these past few years. Has your dad never cared about you?"

Yang Liu bent down, his eyes filled with caution, and his amber pupils were a little regretful, "You are more mature than many adults."

Xie Yaozhou lowered his eyes to avoid Yang Liu's gaze, and unconsciously scattered the Rubik's Cube in his hand, "Dad is very good to me."

Yang Liu knew that he couldn't ask anything, so he sniffed to avoid crying, but when he opened his mouth again, he was already crying, "That's good..."

Xie Yaozhou put the Rubik's Cube together again and put it on the coffee table. Yang Liu was worried and had nothing to do, so he could only go upstairs.

"Ling ring ring~"

The landline phone rang, and Xie Yaozhou picked it up casually. After a few words, his lowered voice gradually sounded like he was gritting his teeth.

"Well... you ask someone to pick out a few pots of top-quality Clivia. As long as she likes it. As for the price, tell her three to five yuan. She won't be able to feed it anyway. She'll feel bad if it's too expensive."

"If she doesn't want to care about it, just let it go. Don't let trouble appear in front of her next time. Also, there are little monsters over there. Throw a few next to her to give her some exercise."

"Dig a pit and play with mud in the back garden... I asked her to fill the hole for me and not to eat the roses I planted. I will record the number of roses she eats. I will settle the account with her when I get back."

"Did I smash the wall in the master bedroom? Great...what else did she do?"

……

At the same time, Butler Shi was reporting in Shencheng and was sweating. He held a phone in his hand and stared at Jiang Yichao, who was threatening him with a kitchen knife, and smiled stiffly.

"Miss, she hasn't done anything 'special' either. Really, don't worry."

The housekeeper was surprised. It was the first time he heard his master say such a long paragraph. Normally, it would be good if he could just pop out a few words. It seemed that one thing was really bringing down another thing.

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and then she spat out faintly, "I'm not worried. She's around, right? Let her answer the phone."

Jiang Yicha handed the kitchen knife to Butler Shi, took the phone, and said in an accusatory tone, "Why do you secretly make a fortune behind my back! I want a big house too!"

"You have many younger brothers, and I want them too!"

"You bastard! You became powerful behind my back, you are unethical!"

Butler Shi: "..."

Miss, she is a little bit unreasonable!

What was said on the other side of the phone made Jiang Yicha smile instantly.

"Really? Have you seen my mother? Isn't she super beautiful?"

Butler Shi: "..."

The young lady is still too immature and can be led astray in just a few words.

"How does dad know that mom is in Beijing?" Jiang Yicha wondered, "Do you think my dad knows anyone powerful?"

The butler's lips moved but he said nothing.

"Is dad coming back after the new year too?" Jiang Yicha climbed onto the table with the phone in his arms.

Steward Shi stepped forward and protected him silently, fearing that Jiang Yicha was having a good time and if he fell, he would be the only one to suffer.

"Is there a particularly beautiful big house in Beijing?"

"Of course you bought it secretly and gave it to me!"

Jiang Yicha would jump into topics by himself, and the housekeeper was stunned for a while.

"How can you leave me and embrace glory and wealth alone! That's a scumbag! A heartless man! You can't imitate them."

"I didn't secretly watch TV at night, really, I promise!"

"...I just watched a little bit. You are not allowed to ask! Otherwise I will beat you!"

"I will wear the amulet properly, don't be nagging."

"Is it cold in Beijing? Do you have a cold?"

Jiang Yicha couldn't sit still, so he moved his butt and stood directly on the table.

Butler Shi: She won’t be able to jump to the roof for a while?

"Then remember to take your medicine." Jiang Yicha thought for a while and then warned, "You must live well and don't forget to buy me a big house." Jiang Yicha reluctantly handed the phone to Butler Shi, " The shit wants to talk to you.”

Butler Shi wanted to go deaf. After answering the phone, he heard the sound of teeth grinding.

"...Okay, don't worry."

After hanging up the phone, Butler Shi felt relieved. When he turned around, Jiang Yicha jumped down from the table.

"!!!"

Seeing Jiang Yicha fall to the ground intact, Butler Shi once again lamented that he had saved his life.

"Uncle Shi, I want to go back to my original house with my little uncle." Guilt flashed across Jiang Yicha's face, "This place is too big, I'm scared."

She didn't want to fight with the little monster. Although she could beat him, she was still very scared.

Butler Shi lowered his body, smiled gently, and said with dark eyes, "Miss, I'm afraid this is not convenient."

"What's the inconvenience!" Jiang Yicha closed his eyes and shouted to be brave, "He just wants to scare me! I'm still young! I don't want to live here!"

"Yes! I'm still young! I don't live in a big house!"

Jiang Yicha turned around and ran out, "Little uncle! Help-"

"There's a ghost——"

Steward Shi straightened up and held his forehead, thinking about catching a few little monsters from somewhere and throwing them to Jiang Yicha for exercise.

Shangjing.

After hanging up the phone, Xie Yaozhou was so angry that his head was buzzing.

After calming down, Xie Yaozhou paused and made another call.

"If you are caught, you will be caught. It will make your memory long." Xie Yaozhou thought for a while and said, "The rescue should be concealed and the identity should not be exposed."

He also wanted to grow up safely and return to Ming County after the New Year on the ninth day of the Lunar New Year.

By then, those disturbances will have nothing to do with him.

He just needs to... wait, he hasn't written winter vacation homework for little Shayun yet.

Xie Yaozhou put down the phone, took a deep breath, and walked upstairs with heavy steps.

The wait is long and wet.

The city of Shangjing is like calm sea water, and people looking at the sea cannot see the madness of the whirlpool in the depths of the sea.

It snowed twice in succession, and the place was covered with snow.

"Xiaozhou, do you think something will happen to them?" Yang Liu stood outside the door, his eyes full of worry, "It's been two days, the snow keeps falling, and the two of them won't come back..."

Xie Yaozhou was wearing a thick coat and pink rabbit gloves on his hands, holding a pen and writing and drawing in a notebook, lazily and casually.

"It's almost time. Maybe Dad and Uncle Jiang have their own plans."

Xie Yaozhou thought that it was normal for the two of them to be caught and not be able to come back for a while. In short, there would be no uncontrollable situation.

"Do you think...will they elope?"

Xie Yaozhou: "..."

Who eloped with whom?

What is she thinking about?

"They always drink at night and have so many topics in common. Will they abandon us? Your Uncle Jiang likes Chacha so much, but he didn't take him with him this time. Are they really going to leave..."

"Hey, what are you doing?" Yang Liu blamed himself and wiped his tears, calling to Xie Yaozhou who was walking into the house.

"I pulled out the antenna for you." Xie Yaozhou's forehead jumped wildly, "Don't watch stupid dramas anymore."

There are more and more foreign TV dramas being released recently. For example, there is a male protagonist who transforms into a woman for revenge.

The target of revenge is his biological uncle. The two have a sadistic love affair. One of them picks his corneas, the other transplants a kidney, and he also transplants bone marrow to his love rival.

In the end, both died in love.

I don’t know whether it’s because the protagonist is too poor, or because the two of them used an urn to express romance. (End of chapter)