Counterattack by cannon fodder who reads minds! Eighty-year-old eat melon and become a group favorit

[Beautiful sister is so cool, she doesn’t cry out in pain even when she gets hurt, I love her even more! 】

Jiang Yicha hugged Qi Feng's legs, his big dark eyes flickering.

Qi Feng made a few babbling sounds in his throat, stretched out his hand and said dumbly: I'm fine.

Jiang Hezhi has been working outside for several years and has come into contact with everyone. Although he is not proficient in dumb language, he still knows a thing or two.

He Jiwen was determined to reach a wider audience, so he also dabbled in dumb language.

The three of them can communicate smoothly.

"Xiaofeng, it's getting late today. I'll take you home."

Jiang Hezhi pulled Jiang Ycha from Qi Feng's legs and held him in his arms.

Qi Feng quickly refused.

"It's too late. I don't trust you if you leave alone." Jiang Hezhi greeted He Jiwen, "You go to Xie Chong's house first. I'll be there soon."

"Row."

When Qi Feng saw Jiang He's words, he stopped refusing and stretched out his hand: Thank you.

[Woo hoo, Sister Sa Sa can’t speak, what a pity. 】

[But it doesn’t matter. Sister Sa Sa will be very powerful in the future. Anyone who wants to talk to her must learn sign language! 】

Qi Feng looked at Jiang Yicha with an expressionless face and a slight doubt in his eyes.

Jiang Hezhi was instantly alert, as if wind was leaking from his back, and there was a dark whooshing sound.

[Sister Sa Sa will be the eldest sister of the Black Society in the future. Apart from her brother, she is the most powerful! 】

【繹煹 really wants to have sex with Sister Sa Sa, it smells so good and soft~】

Jiang Hezhi coughed twice, "Chacha, don't keep moving."

This girl Qi Feng looked honest, but she didn't expect that she would become a gangster in the future.

Qi Feng's eyes moved slightly, and she followed Jiang Hezhi silently. The breeze blew gently, blowing the black hair that covered her face, vaguely revealing the uneven spots.

After a while, we arrived at the door of Qi's house.

As soon as Jiang Hezhi raised his arm, the door opened by itself.

A tall figure walked out of the door, holding a wooden stick in his hand.

"The person has been delivered, I'll leave first."

Jiang Hezhi's face suddenly dropped, and he turned around with Jiang Yicha in his arms.

"Stop!" Qi Su waved his stick and said in a stern voice, "What did you do to my sister?"

[Is the black-faced uncle unreasonable? Dad did a good thing! 】

Jiang Yicha arched his nose at Qi Su, his eyes full of disgust.

[You have a black face, a smelly mouth, and a tough mouth. No wonder you have never had a wife in your life! 】

Jiang Hezhi laughed out loud. He turned around with equally unkind eyes, "Qi Su, your sister just fell into a pit and my daughter rescued her. Don't you want to thank her?"

He and Qi Su had never dealt with each other since they were young. They had different temperaments, but they had the same fighting spirit in their bones.

Every time they meet, they are at odds with each other.

Qi Su withdrew the stick, his eagle eyes sharp, "She is just a little kid, how can she save a big girl weighing 110 pounds?"

One hundred and ten pounds, big girl, Qi Feng gave Qi Su a fist.

She weighs one hundred and eight pounds!

Qi Su looked embarrassed. Seeing Jiang He's joy, his face turned even darker.

"Jiang Hezhi, thank you for what happened today. I will send two kilograms of meat to your family tomorrow."

After saying that, Qi Su pulled Qi Feng into the yard.

'banging'

The wooden door of Qi's house was tightly closed.

Jiang Yicha jumped up and down in Jiang He's arms, "I hate it!"

[Unexpectedly, Yuanyuan and his father were rejected! ! ! 】

【Unforgivable! 】

[Yuyuan wants to train his father to be the boss of the black-faced society, and takes the position of the black-faced uncle! 】

Jiang Hezhi couldn't help but hold his forehead. He didn't want to be a sleazy boss, he was a serious person.

If he has really gone astray, has many enemies, and his eldest daughter is not allowed to be kidnapped eight hundred times a day?

He already has a doorway, although it is also not bright, but at least it is not as dangerous as darkness.

Under the moonlight, on the small road, Jiang Hezhi held Jiang Yicha and walked slowly and slowly.

"Huhuhu~"

Jiang Yicha's breathing gradually became calmer, and his mouth clicked from time to time.

At the door of Xie's house, Xie Chong and He Jiwen were waiting for him.

"Is this little girl asleep?"

"Ah."

"It's rare to see her so quiet and much better behaved."

"My daughter has always been good."

"Come on, I just said hello to Xiaozhou. You put Chacha in his room and he will help take care of it."

"Row."

Jiang Hezhi was busy and gently placed Jiang Yicha on Xie Yaozhou's bed.

It's called a bed, but it's actually a kang. It's quite big and can probably accommodate four or five adults.

"Xiaozhou is still doing homework?"

Jiang Hezhi saw Xie Yaozhou lying on the table sketching out an English book, and lamented that he had so much homework at such a young age.

When he was Xie Yaozhou's age, he tore up his homework and burned it, but he never wrote anything.

"Well, this is dad's English book. I'm trying to learn from it." Xie Yaozhou put down his pen and turned his attention to Jiang Yicha, "She has the fourth button open, so be careful if you catch a cold in your stomach."

Jiang Hezhi was about to express his gratitude to Xie Yaozhou for his diligence and studiousness, but when Xie Yaozhou reminded him, he turned his attention to Jiang Yicha and fastened her buttons.

Jiang Hezhi praised Xie Yaozhou and left the room.

His main purpose tonight was to discuss matters with Xie Chong and He Jiwen. As for Jiang Yicha, he was relieved to leave it to Xie Yaozhou.

As soon as Jiang Hezhi closed the door, Xie Yaozhou got down from the desk and walked towards the big kang.

Jiang Yicha was sleeping so soundly, snoring and smacking his little mouth like a little fish.

Xie Yaozhou took off his shoes and climbed to Jiang Yicha's side.

He stretched out his hand and slapped her face twice.

Lightly, not heavily.

"Little fool, can you be more defensive?"

"They can all hear it."

"Fortunately, they don't want to harm you for the time being."

Jiang Yicha snorted and turned over, facing Xie Yaozhou.

Xie Yaozhou stared at Jiang Yicha, his already pale face became even paler, and there was a hint of pain.

For a long time, he whispered.

"Little fool."

……

"Are you sure she's dead?" Xie Chong clenched his fists and couldn't suppress the excitement on his face. He repeatedly confirmed, "Seriously?"

He Jiwen took a sip of wine and said, "Yes, she died due to a cerebral hemorrhage. Your old man asked the funeral to be held. Because it did not comply with the regulations, he was suspended from work for three months."

"Your younger brothers and sisters are also very noisy, vying to show their courtesy to the old man."

Xie Chong's expression was much calmer, "If they are willing to fight, they can fight. Anyway, the family fortune that the old man has earned in his whole life cannot be swallowed up by one person."

"Aren't you going back?" He Jiwen paused and then said, "I heard that your old man has been talking about you and wants you to go back and take over his position."

Xie Chong shook his head helplessly, "I'm just a blind man, succeeding him? The old man is not afraid of other people's jokes! What's more, if he doesn't accept Liu'er and Xiaozhou, I won't go back."

"Forget it, it's hard to talk about this. If they wanted you to go back, they would have sent someone to pick you up long ago. Why wait until now." He Jiwen sighed, "It's good here, with mountains and rivers, and simple folk customs. .”

Jiang Hezhi raised his eyes and looked at He Jiwen.

Simple folk customs?

There are crouching tigers, hidden dragons and top talents in various industries in Xiyan Village, but they are all short-lived.

The Qi family brothers and sisters are even more powerful. They have become famous in the world.

Xu Shi Jiang Hezhi's eyes were too straightforward, and He Jiwen couldn't help but ask, "Is your daughter really not a goblin?"

"Ah."

"Then why did I-"

"You are short-lived."

"...feudal superstition!"

Jiang Hezhi was too lazy to argue. According to the relationship between Xie Chong and He Jiwen, He Jiwen would not tell this secret easily.

Moreover, the identities of Xie Chong and He Jiwen were not simple. They revealed something in front of him, probably in order to exchange trust.

"What did Chacha say to you?" Xie Chong smiled slightly.

"She said that I died suddenly at work six years later, the day before I was promoted to deputy mayor! How irritating you said!"

Xie Chong's smile fell and became worried, "It should be true."

He Jiwen waved his hand, "I don't believe it, don't fool me, unless she can tell me what I will eat tomorrow."

Xie Chong and Jiang Hezhi did not argue. The three of them drank and talked happily until late at night.

In the latter part of the night, the cock crows loudly.

Jiang Yicha woke up in a daze and felt someone beside her. She pushed him and said, "Pee."

Xie Yaozhou was pushed to the wall, his head hit the wall, and he woke up in an instant.

Xie Yaozhou sat up and looked at Jiang Yicha.

She was lying on the bed with her eyes closed, as if she was uncomfortable, muttering: "Pee...pee..."

Xie Yaozhou gritted his teeth, crawled to Jiang Yicha, and shook her awake, "Get up, I'll take you to pee."

Xie Yaozhou's face was serious. He just hoped that Jiang Yicha wouldn't pee on his bed.

Jiang Yicha's eyelids were heavy and she couldn't open them. She stretched out her arms and saw a blurry figure in front of her eyes, "Hold..."

Xie Yaozhou lowered his head, looked at his small body, and decisively stretched out his hand.

Lifting Jiang Yicha's eyelids.

"Wake up, wake up."

"hug……"

"Can't hold it."

The emotionless words "can't hold you" seemed to have touched something.

Jiang Yicha jumped up.

"I'm not heavy!"

Xie Yaozhou jumped out of bed and picked up Jiang Yicha's shoes, "Come over and put on your shoes when you wake up. I'll take you out to pee."

"Brother Xiaozhou, you are so vulgar." Jiang Yicha stretched out his finger and poked Xie Yaozhou's face, "You want to go to the toilet!"

Xie Yaozhou raised his eyes, feeling full of pressure: "Come here and put on your shoes."

Jiang Yicha came down and put on his shoes obediently.

[Why is Big Stupid Wolf suddenly so powerful? 】

[The black face scares Yuyun again! 】

【Hate, hate! 】

[Isn’t it amnesia? Why do you have to be so fierce again? 】

Xie Yaozhou glanced at Jiang Yicha, who looked cute but was scolding him wildly in his heart. He stretched out his hand, took Jiang Yicha's hand and led her out of the room.

The yard was empty, there was no movement at all, because there was no sound of wind, not even the rustling of leaves could be heard.

The whole world seemed to have lost its voice.

Dark, silent, mysterious.

[Big Stupid Wolf’s house looks like it’s haunted, so scary. 】

"Here we go, go by yourself."

Xie Yaozhou stood outside the toilet, waiting for Jiang Yicha to come out.

"Brother Xiaozhou, can you tell stories?"

"will not."

"Brother Xiaozhou, do you know what time Taiyang goes to bed?"

"do not know."

"Brother Xiaozhou..."

"Ok?"

"My pants are stained with daddy..."

Xie Yaozhou: "..."

This little fool!

"You come out first. I won't look at you. I'll call Uncle Jiang."

[Don’t you want to see the squid covered in daddy? ] [The stupid wolf dares to despise Yui! 】

Xie Yaozhou: "..."

At four years old, it’s time to understand the defense between men and women. Let’s discuss it with Uncle Jiang another day.

Xie Yaozhou ran into the house and opened the door. Three men were lying on the floor in the house, their faces were red and they were drunk.

Xie Yaozhou had no choice but to take a pair of his old pants and ran to the toilet again.

at that time.

[The eyes of the big stupid wolf are so dark and long, making it hard to mess with. 】

[Big Stupid Wolf will be a super villain in the future, super beautiful, super rich, super... anyway, very super! 】

[Big Stupid Wolf will become a super villain in the future. He will not forget Yuyun, right? 】

Xie Yaozhou clutched his pants, his face tense as his stunning appearance began to take shape.

How could he forget her?

This is the little ancestor who needs him to change his pants in the middle of the night!

"Come here, throw away the stains on your body..." Xie Yaozhou coaxed softly.

"Brother Xiaozhou, are you angry?"

[I'm sorry, after all, Big Stupid Wolf is a boy. 】

"Not angry."

"Oh."

【繹煹 will know! Big Stupid Wolf has such a good temper! 】

[Big Stupid Wolf likes yun the most, even if he has amnesia! 】

Xie Yaozhou helped Jiang Yicha change his pants.

After changing his pants, Xie Yaozhou took Jiang Yicha back to the house and continued to sleep.

Suddenly there was a scream from the side room.

Jiang Yicha suddenly stopped and stood there, not daring to move. She held on to Xie Yaozhou tightly, her voice trembling, "Big, big, ghost, ghost!"

【Ah ah ah ah ah--】

[Big stupid wolf, help me——]

Xie Yaozhou: "...It's not a ghost, it's my mother."

After his mother went crazy, she would often wake up in the middle of the night, and everyone in the village was afraid. As time went by, they moved to the back mountain.

Jiang Yicha shut up for a moment, raised his head, tugged on Xie Yaozhou's arm, and said cautiously, "Then, shall we go and take a look?"

[Should Yuyuan be saved? 】

[The big stupid wolf should want to save his mother, right?

[When Yuyun saves Big Stupid Wolf’s mother, Big Stupid Wolf will never forget Yuyun. When he becomes a super villain, he will definitely give Yuyun a lot of money. 】

[It’s all because of Big Stupid Wolf’s amnesia! Otherwise, Yuyun can directly seize his money! 】

Jiang Yicha's eyes sparkled with excitement, he shook Xie Yaozhou's arm and said coquettishly, "Brother Xiaozhou, go ahead, go ahead~"

【繹煹 threatens to repay a favor! 】

Xie Yaozhou raised his hand and pressed it on Jiang Yicha's head, refusing coldly, "Go back to sleep."

Jiang Yicha's mind was full of "repaying favors". She would have a lot of money in the future. When Xie Yaozhou refused, she became anxious.

"Brother Xiaozhou, maybe my aunt is lonely. She is calling us."

Jiang Yicha reasoned with Xie Yaozhou seriously.

A woman's scream came from the side room again.

"Do not--"

Before Xie Yaozhou finished speaking, Jiang Yicha threw away his hand and ran towards the side room.

Xie Yaozhou's pupils shrank sharply and he chased after him.

【繹煹 will soon be Big Stupid Wolf’s benefactor~ la la la la~】

The two chased each other.

'banging'

Jiang Yicha opened the door with his fist and jumped in.

The movement wasn't small, but it wasn't big either.

In a room that could be considered a living room, there were three grown men lying on the floor.

Xie Chong groped, stood up slowly, and walked out cautiously, his face flushed, a bit drunk, but unusually clear.

As soon as his hand touched the door, teasing laughter came from behind him.

"You have a good drinking capacity, Xie Zhiqing."

Xie Chong's body stiffened. Although he was blind, he had good ears. He could hear Jiang Hezhi's voice and he could also tell that he was sitting on a chair.

"To each other, Comrade Jiang."

"Brother He?" Xie Chong subconsciously searched for He Jiwen's whereabouts.

"He got drunk and fell asleep." Jiang Hezhi glanced at He Jiwen, who was drunk on the ground, "Xie Chong, your friend can't drink well."

Xie Chong reluctantly said: "...Yeah."

It was He Jiwen who couldn't drink enough. It was obvious that they were trying to get each other drunk. As a result, He Jiwen was the only one who was not defensive and fell asleep drunk.

"What are you doing when Xie Zhiqing goes out?" Jiang Hezhi poured another glass of wine.

Impartially, poured into Xie Chong's cup.

He held the cup and walked towards Xie Chong, "Why don't Xie Zhiqing quench his thirst?"

"No." Xie Chong pursed his lips, handsome and frail, and lowered his head slightly, as if to show weakness to Jiang Hezhi, "I have to go see my wife."

Xie Chong has to look after his wife every night. He is worried that she will catch cold at night and that there are any sharp objects in her house that can hurt her.

'Boom—'

There was a sound in the courtyard.

Xie Chong didn't bother to explain anything to Jiang Hezhi, he opened the door suddenly and stumbled out.

Jiang Hezhi glanced at the bright side room, put the wine glass in his hand on the table, and followed.

In the side room, the dim light was shining, one big one and one little one were sitting on the bed, staring at each other.

"you are pretty."

Jiang Yicha opened his round black eyes, held his little head in his hands, and exclaimed in admiration.

"You too, hehe."

The beautiful woman's clothes are neat and tidy, and her face is as white as a peach blossom in March. Except for her dull and paranoid eyes and her innocent and honest words, it is impossible to tell that she is crazy.

The beautiful woman stretched out her hand and carefully pulled Jiang Yicha into her arms.

"You look so much like mom, hehe."

Jiang Yicha instantly became energetic and jumped directly into the arms of the beautiful woman, nuzzling her, "Because we are both beautiful!"

"Beautiful!" The beautiful woman hugged Jiang Yicha, kissed her on the head, and murmured, "You are so beautiful, you must stay away from boys. Mom will raise you for the rest of your life, you know?"

Jiang Yicha blinked, "Yeah."

[The mother of Big Stupid Wolf is the mother of Xunxuan. Her mother is so gentle, Xunxuan likes it~]

Xie Yaozhou checked that there were no sharp objects in the room, then walked up to the two people who had a "deep love between mother and daughter" and interrupted them.

"Chacha, it's time to go back to sleep."

"Mom, go to bed early."

The two of them looked at Xie Yaozhou and backed away together.

"You stinky man, stay away from my daughter!"

Xie Yaozhou was helpless, "Mom, I am——"

"You are a stinky man!" The beautiful woman hid Jiang Yicha in her arms and looked at Xie Yaozhou with wary eyes, "Stay away from my daughter!"

Xie Yaozhou took a deep breath and said, "Ms. Yang Liu, you are giving birth to a boy."

The beautiful woman reacted for a while, then froze, lowering her head to look at Jiang Yicha in her arms.

Jiang Yicha froze and didn't dare to move.

[The big stupid wolf is so hateful! What's wrong with giving up his mother to Yuxian? 】

[Yuyuan can give up his father to Big Stupid Wolf, and he can have two, no, three fathers! 】

Yang Liu smiled at Jiang Yicha, gentle and gentle, unable to see her madness at all, "Little girl, whose family are you from? When my aunt gets married, I will give birth to a little brother and marry you, okay?"

Jiang Yicha: "???"

[Beautiful aunt loves the harpoon so much~]

[Yuyun and Big Stupid Wolf must have hugged each other wrongly, and Yuyun is my aunt’s child~]

"Liu'er, are you hungry? Shall I go cook you some food?" Xie Chong rushed in, his face anxious, but his tone was extremely soft.

Jiang Yicha turned his head and opened his mouth.

[This is Zhu Bajie looking in the mirror. Isn’t he a human inside and outside? 】

Xie Chong's face was stiff. He guessed that what the little girl from the Jiang family wanted to say was - people have two faces!

"Who are you?" Yang Liu blushed, lowered his head and whispered to Jiang Yicha, "He is good-looking, I want to marry him."

Jiang Yicha: "..."

[Is this the endless, lingering love? 】

[I will fall in love even if I don’t remember? 】

Jiang Yicha suddenly looked at Xie Yaozhou fiercely.

[The stupid wolf really deserves to be beaten! 】

【Big stupid wolf! 】

[I hate the big stupid wolf the most! 】

Xie Chong didn't know why his son offended Jiang Yicha, and his mind was not on the two children. He tried to walk towards Yangliu.

"Miss Yang, I am Xie Chong, an educated youth who went to the countryside."

Xie Chong couldn't see the willow, so he could only imagine it based on the appearance in his memory. Just relying on his imagination, a warm smile appeared on his face.

"Why did you come to my house?" Yang Liu lowered his head shyly and said in a low voice to Jiang Yicha, "He must be here to marry me, I'm so good-looking."

Jiang Yicha: "..."

[This is dog abuse, right? 】

[Tomorrow Yuyun will ask Big Stupid Wolf to play house with Yuyun, and Yuyun will also marry Big Stupid Wolf! 】

Xie Yaozhou took a step back, yawned, and felt a little drowsy.

"Miss Yang, it's getting late. You go to bed first. We'll come see you tomorrow, okay?"

Xie Chong comforted him gently and tried to end this sudden 'performance'.

Yang Liu was a little unhappy, and the expression on his face gradually became crazy, as if he was about to explode.

"Do not--"

Jiang Yicha covered Yang Liu's mouth and whispered in her ear, "Auntie, you have to be reserved. Do you understand how to play hard to get? Let Uncle Xie leave first. He can't get you and thinks about you all the time when he sleeps. , and then you can control him, right?"

Xie Chong: "!!!"

What is this little girl from the Jiang family learning every day?

How did Jiang Hezhi teach his children!

It was inconvenient for Jiang Hezhi to enter the side house, so he squatted at the door of the side house.

Jiang Hezhi: "???"

Who taught her!

Who taught her!

How to learn how to handle a man at a young age!

When she grows up, he will give her money to play with wherever she wants. Anyway, she is not allowed to spend time on men, nor is she allowed to lower her body!

Jiang Hezhi was very enterprising, and the business he planned in his mind accelerated at double speed. He was thinking about ways to make a lot of money quickly.

Yang Liu's beautiful face was flushed, and she nodded shyly to Xie Chong, raising her posture, "Okay, let's go."

Xie Chong felt a little remorseful and lost his sight. Just by looking at this shy voice, he could imagine his wife's youthfulness and sweetness.

Xie Chong clenched his fists, held back his surging excitement, and turned around stiffly, "Then, then I'll come and see you tomorrow!"

After saying that, Xie Chong fled in despair.

Yangliu chuckled, and her already bright appearance became even brighter.

She hugged Jiang Yicha and chuckled, "Little girl, when Xie Zhiqing and I get married, I will give you a little brother. We will be in-laws."

Jiang Yicha asked tentatively, "What if you gave birth to a brother?"

[Send the big stupid wolf to Yuyun’s house. Yuyun doesn’t mind that the big stupid wolf is old! 】

[Yuyuan wants to marry Big Stupid Wolf! 】

"No brother!"

Yang Liu pouted and shook his head firmly.

"No brother!"

"why?"

"You're stupid!" Yang Liu rolled his eyes at Jiang Yicha, "I got married and gave birth to a baby. How can I give birth to a baby bigger than you?"

Jiang Yicha: "!!!"

【繹煹 isn’t stupid! 】

[Forget it, I won’t argue with my idiot aunt. 】

Xie Yaozhou yawned again, unable to hold it in, "Chacha, do you want to go back to bed?"

Jiang Yicha looked troubled.

[Beautiful aunt and big stupid wolf, it’s so hard to choose. Which one should I choose to sleep with? 】(End of this chapter)