Counterattack by cannon fodder who reads minds! Eighty-year-old eat melon and become a group favorit

"Dad Lu, the gold is here!"

Jiang Yicha pulled Lu Zhaohe, whose legs and feet were weak, and stood deep in the cave. There was a wooden box with a thick color and looked old.

"Dad Lu, can you hold me?"

"Of course -" Lu Zhaohe squatted down with both legs and exerted force on his arms.

After a few seconds.

The box didn't move at all.

"Ahem...it's a bit heavy."

Lu Zhaohe straightened up and coughed twice, "When I gather my strength, I'm sure I can..."

"Dad Lu, it's time to move."

Jiang Yicha hugged the big box, his face was not red and he was not out of breath, he was relaxed, and he even weighed it upward.

"Roar -" The big tiger pounced over and stood in front of Jiang Yicha, staring at the big box in Jiang Yicha's hand.

"Chacha, it's useless for us to take this gold back, why don't we just forget it?"

Lu Zhaohe always paid attention to the big tiger's movements, fearing that this annoying prodigal thing in his family would make the tiger anxious and no one would be able to get out alive.

"Chacha, if you like gold, Father Lu will earn money to buy it for you. We won't rob small animals. We have to care for small animals, right?"

Jiang Yicha was stunned, his dark eyes wandering around Lu Zhaohe and Dahu.

【It is about caring for small animals. 】

[The yun is a human being, the big tiger is a small animal, and the yun should care for the small animals. 】

【But something is not right...】

【What's wrong? 】

Jiang Yicha's mind was in knots, but he didn't figure out what was wrong.

She pouted and put the big box on the ground.

"Here you go." Jiang Yicha stepped forward, stood in front of the big tiger, raised his hand and tugged the big tiger's beard, "Mu Mu, be good."

Lu Zhaohe was frightened, moved his steps, and held Jiang Yicha in his arms.

The big tiger was sensitive to Lu Zhaohe's movements and bared his teeth at him instantly.

Lu Zhaohe turned his back to the big tiger and hugged Jiang Yicha very tightly.

"Uncle Lu, it has a very gentle personality."

Xie Yaozhou came out from the side and stretched out his hand. The big tiger bowed his head meekly and let him take care of his fur.

Xie Yaozhou raised his eyes, feeling sick and weak, but he could not suppress his calmness and calmness, "You don't have to be afraid."

Lu Zhaohe said harshly, "You kids know nothing! Tigers are very beastly and can eat people if they don't pay attention."

Big Tiger: "Roar——"

"Ahem, but there are exceptions to everything. Look at this tiger, it looks so... good-looking, it definitely won't eat people!"

Jiang Yicha: "..."

【Duplicity! 】

【How hypocritical! 】

Xie Yaozhou turned his head and walked towards the outside of the cave.

"Xiaozhou, what are you doing? Are you peeing? Don't run away! Be careful of being picked up by a wild wolf!"

Xie Yaozhou staggered and almost fell down.

"Watch your step, don't trip!"

Lu Zhaohe reminded again.

Xie Yaozhou: "..."

After a long time, Jiang Yicha was so sleepy that he yawned.

He simply lay down on the big tiger and closed his eyes.

Lu Zhaohe hesitated and stood in front of the big tiger. Just as he was about to reach out and take Jiang Yicha away, the big tiger bared his teeth at him.

"...Do you like this annoying little guy?"

Lu Zhaohe was good at tempting, and when he saw the big tiger nodding towards him like a human being, his mind suddenly started spinning.

"You like her, surely you don't want her to get sick, right?"

The big tiger shook his head and continued baring his teeth at Lu Zhaohe.

"Chacha is a little baby, very fragile. If you don't take a bath, there will be a lot of bugs on your body. These bugs will make Chacha sick..."

Lu Zhaohe moved slowly, walked over to Jiang Yicha, and slowly picked her up.

The big tiger stared at Lu Zhaohe fiercely.

"Roar--"

The big tiger rushed out of the cave.

Lu Zhaohe felt relieved.     “That’s not right!”

"Xiaozhou! Xiaozhou! Have you finished peeing?"

Outside the cave, Xie Yaozhou stood under the tree and stared at the trunk: "..."

Xie Yaozhou's eyes were full of helplessness, but there was no expression on his small face. He was obedient and calm. He turned around, and an afterimage flashed before his eyes.

"???"

Before Xie Yaozhou could answer, Lu Zhaohe hugged Jiang Yicha and ran out in a hurry.

"I'm scared to death. Have you finished peeing? Let's leave quickly while the tiger escapes!"

"Chacha fell asleep?" Xie Yaozhou did not respond, but turned his eyes to Jiang Yicha in Lu Zhaohe's arms.

"Yeah." Lu Zhaohe's intuition was wrong.

Lu Zhaohe's eyes fell on Xie Yaozhou and he looked carefully. Xie Yaozhou was a sickly boy. He had been thin since he was a child and didn't have much flesh on his body. However, he had a really good skin and he completely inherited the good looks from his parents.

If you talk about other things, there is nothing suspicious about him. He is calm and looks like a good child, or what adults call "other people's children."

"Xiaozhou, you——"

"Uncle Lu, there is an uncle on the tree with an injured leg."

Lu Zhaohe raised his eyes and faced the man lying on the tree trunk.

The man's clothes were torn and there was blood on his body, and the location of his wounds could be seen.

The man looks elegant, and he doesn't look like a mountain villager, but more like a sour Confucian intellectual.

Lu Zhaohe had always disdained literati who were overly sour. In his eyes, they were all rotten wood that didn't know how to adapt.

At this moment, the injured man lying on the tree looked a bit stunned like a dead wood.

"Hey, what do you do? Which village are you from? Why haven't I seen you?"

Lu Zhaohe's tone was unkind, and his eyes were filled with scrutiny and scrutiny.

Most of the people who went into the mountains at this time were poachers, but this frail scholar did not look like a poacher at first glance.

"Hello, I am He Jiwen, from Mingxian County. I came to Laohu Mountain mainly to learn about some situations. I heard that accidents often happen in Laohu Mountain, so I came here specially to find out more. A villager told me that there are no …”

He Jiwen looks fair, tall and thin, and looks very young, but he talks endlessly.

Lu Zhaohe waved his hand, "Okay, you -"

"Roar--"

"Roar--"

"Roar--"

The big tiger ran back and rolled in front of Lu Zhaohe, shaking the water droplets on his body wildly.

Xie Yaozhou took a step forward and stood still behind the tree trunk.

He Jiwen wiped the water from his face and pulled the branch of the tree forward to block the splashing water droplets.

Lu Zhaohe: "!!!"

This stupid tiger!

"Well……"

[Cool, is it raining? 】

Jiang Yicha woke up in a daze, and a big head squeezed in front of him.

"Mumu?"

[It really stinks, just like what Dad Lu said. 】

[Take Mumu home tomorrow, and Yuyuan will brush Mumu’s teeth! 】

Lu Zhaohe: "???"

She still wants to take a tiger home?

Are the people in the village going crazy?

"Um..." He Jiwen's voice came from the tree, and everyone looked over. He subconsciously moved his hands around his glasses without touching them. He put down his hands and said, "Can you send me down the mountain? I will give you corresponding rewards. Thank you."

[Is he the county magistrate? 】

[It seems, he looks similar. 】

Jiang Yicha looked at He Jiwen, his eyes shining.

[He must be the county magistrate! He looks very weak! You can knock him down with just one punch! 】

[Later he died suddenly from overwork, the night before he was promoted to deputy mayor! 】

[However, he did not forget to prepare a birthday gift for Pink Mouse before he died. He was really filial. 】

He Jiwen on the tree: "???"

This little girl said nonsense... Didn't she say it? !

Was he hallucinating? !