After being demoted to the earth, open the animal copy

It is said that I passed a mountain that day. Although it was dark and windy at the time, I was a god, so why should I be afraid?

Thinking of this, I walked even more vigorously and high-spirited.

Suddenly I felt a pain in my neck, and two huge black figures came out from behind me. They knocked me half unconscious, picked me up and ran away.

Hey, can you be more skillful in your knocking techniques? My head and neck are painfully awake!

And it’s windy at night, can you run slower? Worry about catching a cold!

"Brother, can you run slower?"

The mountain road was bumpy, and I felt a little nauseous on his shoulder.

"Wow, Shuai, give her another slap. Otherwise, our position in Wei Feng Village will be exposed."

Then, I completely fainted...

When I woke up, I was in the woodshed. The two men who robbed me brought me steamed buns and porridge.

Wow, people are quite weird.

"Ali, the master happens to be in the front hall, let's drag her over!"

With that said, they picked me up and left.

"Wait, let me take two more bites!"

They didn't bother to talk nonsense with me and just pushed me out.

So indifferent!

Maybe it's because at that time, they didn't expect that they would become colleagues with me in the future!

Ah Shuai and Ali escorted me to the front hall - there was a kind of rough man sitting inside...

"Wow, Hall of Heroes!" I said.

"Wow, this girl has great eyesight! She can recognize heroes with her keen eye!"

I looked up at the plaque above. Didn't it say these words?

The headmaster was sitting on a tiger-skin chair in the hall. He had a broad face and a square face, and he looked upright... When he saw the three of us entering, he said, "Today is the heroes meeting in Wei Feng Village. Why did you escort someone in here?"

Wow, I have to see the Heroes Conference.

Ah Shuai and Ali touched their heads and smiled honestly: "This is the first time we two brothers have robbed someone while patrolling the mountain yesterday."

The headmaster glanced at me and said, "This girl looks like she doesn't have much money. Have you forgotten the purpose of our Wei Feng Village? Rob the rich and give to the poor!"

"I haven't forgotten! It doesn't matter if you don't have money, just drag her to do cool labor."

The headmaster looked slightly angry: "You haven't gotten rid of those bad habits in the past? We in Weifeng Village never force others to stay!"

Ali and A Shuai lowered their heads and humbly admitted their mistakes.

The boss no longer blamed her, and just said: "Put her back down to Shaoshan." Then he said to me: "Girl, I'm offended."

I smiled and said: "The boss is really upright! But I also want to observe the hero meeting in the Wei Feng Village. Can you open my eyes too?"

The boss smiled boldly and said: "I didn't expect that a little girl like you would be interested in this kind of thing, so just stay and watch."

*

At the Heroes Conference, I thought it was like a dragon leaping and fighting, and I even found a safe place to hide. Who knew, but it turned out to be like this... It was indeed an eye-opener!

I saw a man in a yellow shirt kneeling on one knee and clasping his fists in salute, saying: "It's good to be a boss. If the village wants to develop well, three meals a day are indispensable! Which of the vegetarian dishes is the most filling? It has to be the white tofu!"

"Okay! What a poem, what a poem!" Everyone in the hall was already cheering, but I was the only one who was confused.

"Master, I can make tofu! Please let me follow you!"

The boss waved his hand and said: "In all walks of life, as long as you have a skill, you are a hero! Okay! Stay!"

Several more people came up one after another, almost all craftsmen, and I gradually got used to this battle.

until--

"Master! I know how to eat! Please let me stay!"

"Oh?" The headmaster looked suspicious, but he listened carefully.

"I am not an ordinary person who can eat. I will be captured by someone one day. I can eat that person to pieces! Please accept me! I can be an undercover agent!" The head of the family looked happy and said: "It makes sense! Stay here!" Exit! Add another general!"

"We in Weifeng Village are really full of talents!"

This situation! This situation!

It really inspired me!

At that time, I rushed to the front of the hall, knelt down and saluted, "Master, I want to stay too!"

Suddenly, all eyes were on me.

First impression is very important, I also want to have a refreshing opening statement!

"My surname is Lu, and Lu is the one who encounters injustice on the road! Don't look at his small body, he is frightened. Although his strength is small, he knows everything!"

"What a poem, what a poem!" Sure enough, I also got a kind of applause.

Yes, it was this atmosphere that made me fall in love with this place.

"Master, I will gather information. Please let me stay and follow you!"

The leader waved his hand and said: "We have another female general in our village!"

In this way, I stayed in Wei Feng Village.

The cottage culture in Weifengzhai is very warm, and everyone is not involved in it. It is very suitable for retirement. Therefore, I lived a very comfortable life, and almost forgot that I was a god.

Moreover, I always remember that I cannot use magic. If I want to protect myself in this world, it is extremely useful to learn some martial arts for self-defense.

Who would have thought that in the past, I had no knowledge and skills in the heaven, but in the mortal world, I pushed myself hard, and became very obsessed with this study. I studied hard every day and succeeded in learning. Since Weifengzhai is not enterprising, I practiced for eight years and finally reached the position of second leader, moving from the intelligence team to the veteran team.

Not bad, not bad, it can be considered as some actual achievements!

The headmaster looked at me with great joy and publicly wanted to accept me as his adopted daughter. He also said, "Qingzhou, you haven't changed much in eight years. Do you have dwarfism?"

Pooh! Is this what dwarfism is used for?

If I really grew taller, I would have gigantism!

*

On this day, the head of the family decided to adopt me as his adopted daughter. His name was Han Quinone. He originally wanted me to take his surname, but in the end he decided to respect my wishes and marry me as father and daughter with different surnames. There was naturally a big banquet that night. Big fish and big meat, everyone ate very happily. Ah Shuai and Ali are now my subordinates. They learned a new word from the scholars in the village, which is called "the grace of knowing and meeting someone". Now they are very drunk. When you meet people, you tell them that they are people who are kind to the second master.

This kind of kindness is to knock people unconscious and bring them up the mountain. How many people really know the twists and turns involved?

"Report!" The spies in the village rushed into the hall, "Master, a team of carriages and horses passed by at the foot of the mountain. It looks like they belong to a wealthy family. Is it a disaster or not?"

The headmaster waved his hand and smiled at me: "Today is a good day for me to adopt my adopted daughter, so just let them go!"

"But... this team of carriages and horses is extremely expensive. Our Wei Feng Village has not been open for a long time." The spy said hesitantly.

There was still hesitation on the head's face, so I stood up, picked up the silver spear, and said, "Father, just in time, you asked me to rob him, as my daughter's filial piety to you."

"Wow, a loving father and a filial daughter!" The emotional man was already crying.

"The second boss is mighty!" Everyone applauded frequently.

With the encouragement of everyone, I, the second-in-command of the village, led a group of bandits and headed straight down the mountain...

*

After coming down the mountain, I flew to the front of the train and stood in the moonlight, wearing red clothes and holding a silver gun... Yes, I pay great attention to every appearance I make!

"Hmph! I planted this tree and opened this road. If you want to live from now on, leave money to buy the road!"

The groom was not an ordinary person. He only snorted coldly: "You dare to intercept the royal carriage and you are seeking death!" As he said this, he unsheathed his sword and flew towards me.

"Brothers, charge!" Ali and A Shuai also carried big swords and hit them whenever they wanted...

oops! Haven't I always taught you not to fight if it can be solved by reasoning?

I am currently fighting with this impulsive groom, but I have no time to reason.

Not long after, the groom was defeated...

Didn't I say that for the past eight years, I have danced after hearing the sound of chickens and practiced martial arts every day? Do you think I have done it for nothing?

There are specialties in the industry, so the groom should just pull the cart with peace of mind, and don't imitate other people's methods of fighting and killing!

I fought off the coachmen, captured the thieves and the king, and swung my spear towards the curtain of the carriage. There must be a noble person inside! shan