After being demoted to the earth, open the animal copy

Chapter 39 Martial Arts Competition to Recruit a Marriage ()

When I arrived at Wang Can's house, I glanced at the door and saw that Wang Boyi's room was elegantly and uniquely decorated: various calligraphy and paintings were hung, and pictures of beauties were very eye-catching... There were piles of books on the desk, and gold, stone, and jade ornaments embellished among them. In comparison, Wang Can's room It was really desolate, just a bed and a night pot, nothing more.

Wang Boyi introduced: "That's Acan's room, and it's also the latrine of our family."

Then he politely made a "please" gesture: "Please feel free to use the toilet."

Wang Boyi made a cup of tea for each of us, and brought out some fruits, and said: "You two sit down for a while. Forgive me for not entertaining you well. I will go look for A-can now. You know, A-can is stingy. If I don't buy some good food, I'm neglecting the guests. I'll go take a look."

"Uncle is too polite. We are all juniors. If it bothers uncle too much, we will not be able to get through it."

"My silly son, thanks to your care, I deserve to entertain you. Please be more casual, I will come back as soon as I go!" With that, Wang Boyi walked out quickly.

Looking at Wang Boyi's leaving figure, I said: "He won't..."

"Exactly." Song Buyu said.

"What about us?"

"What do you think?" Song Buyu asked for my opinion.

"Let's sit down for a while." I leaned back and put my hands on the armrests, "Let's go and rest."

"Huh?" Wang Can came back with a spear on his shoulder, two handfuls of rotten cabbage stuck in one end, and a bag of shabby carrots hanging on the other end. The two ends of the spear were pressed against the door frame. Wang Can came in, and the vegetables were still there. Outside the door, he swayed left and right for a while, danced the tango alone for a while, and finally came in.

"A Song, A Lu, why are you at my house?"

Wang Can came back first.

"By the way, why did you leave yesterday without saying a word? I'll be looking for you soon!" Wang Can said.

"There was an emergency yesterday. Seeing that you and the two eldest brothers were having a good chat, we left first."

"Why are you so happy! I almost didn't get beaten by my eldest brother!"

"what happened?"

Wang Can said eloquently: "Because I think that when I am older, I should not be a son to others. I should give more opportunities to young people..."

"A Song, A Lu, why are you here? I bought some good food today..."

Is he talking about rotten cabbage and rotten radish? I couldn't help but doubt my eyes.

"I met your father on the road and asked you to talk about the martial arts competition and have a meal by the way." Song Buyu was pragmatic.

Wang Can thoughtfully said: "My father is also true. Just persuade him. There is no need to pay for a meal to come in."

Then he said: "Hasn't he eaten enough?"

Wang Can looked up at us and said, "A Song, A Lu, you will definitely support me in participating in the competition, right?"

Song Buyu and I nodded.

Wang Can immediately beamed and cast an approving gaze: "You are indeed my friends! I am also an ambitious person!"

As he spoke, the movements in his hands did not stop. He picked up the fruits on the table and went back to the room: "Don't eat them, we will keep this for the New Year."

Let’s get down to business. I followed Wang Can with my eyes and said, “Wang Can, let me ask you, why do you insist on participating in the competition since you have no martial arts skills?”

"Who knows, I just have a natural impulse! I am also an ambitious person. Besides, I originally wanted to find a position in the capital. Now the opportunity has come. If you don't go, it will be in vain."

Song Buyu said: "Wang Can, have you ever thought that you are not an ordinary person?"

Wang Can's eyes lit up, he sat down opposite Song Buyu, and said, "A Song! A thousand-mile horse is always there, but a bole is not always there! You are not only my brother, but also my confidant!"

I was not allowed to say more, but Wang Can was already immersed in the story: "Actually, I was thinking that with all my talents, I might just be the reincarnation of a god."

I cast an encouraging look: "That's right, Wang Can, actually you are..."

"The Kitchen God." Wang Can said, "I'm quite talented in cooking. I think I'm the reincarnation of the Kitchen God!"

With Wang Can's cooking skills, the Kitchen God would be so angry that he would turn over the stove if he knew about it.

I kept up my efforts and continued to encourage: "No, Wang Can, think about it again?" Wang Can lowered his eyes, thought hard, and hesitated: "This person may not sound so decent, but everyone in the village sings his praises!"

"So I am - the toilet god!" Wang Can announced loudly, "My dad said that every time he comes to my room, he has the urge to urinate. I guess I am the toilet god incarnate!"

A child... cannot be taught.

Song Buyu decided to reveal the answer: "Wang Can, actually, you are the God of War."

Wang Can's eyes widened immediately, and he said in disbelief and surprise: "A Song, I didn't expect that I am so powerful in your eyes!"

"That's not the case." Song Buyu whispered.

Wang Can stood up, put his hands on his hips, and walked around the room majestically, murmuring: "God of War, God of War is great!"

Then, he swept down the cabbage and radishes one after another, picked up the spear and danced wildly... he almost stabbed me, so I quickly avoided it and said to Song Buyu: "You are doing a lot of harm to others."

Seeing Wang Can being so crazy, I still couldn't believe it and whispered: "Is this guy really the God of War?"

Song Buyu also hesitated: "That's right."

"Well, Wang Can, calm down first, I have something else to talk to you about."

"Indeed, as the God of War, I really need to be more mature!" Wang Can said, sitting down at the table.

I said seductively: "You are the God of War. Is this easy to understand?"

Wang Can nodded.

"To be honest, the two of us are gods, similar to angels. Now, we are here to take you back to heaven."

Wang Can frowned, as if he couldn't understand, but Wang Can was a child who loved enlightenment. After thinking for a while, he opened his brows and said loudly: "I understand."

"A Song, A Lu, I saw them all that day."

ah? Did he see us using magic?

"When I saw you listening to a book in a teahouse, I just thought it was a hobby. Didn't you expect that you were so deeply involved in the drama?"

The happy smile only stayed on the corners of my mouth for a second and then turned into twitching.

Wang Can smiled fondly: "I'll just act with you."

I was having a headache when I suddenly heard a noise at the door——

Wang Can went out to check the situation and heard his voice coming in: "Dad, you're back? Hey, it's not dad, brother official officer, why are you here with so many officers and soldiers?"

"After receiving the report from your father, I came here to arrest the two male and female thieves..."

Wang Can smiled and said: "My father is just confused in his studies. We don't have male or female thieves here."

I stood up, patted my butt, and said to Song Buyu, "Should we go?" Song Buyu also stood up.

The officers and soldiers had already entered the house, holding the portraits, pointing at Song Buyu and me and saying, "Isn't that it!"

For a while, the officers and soldiers were on alert and surrounded me and Song Buyu with weapons.

Wang Can turned around and smiled brightly at us and said, "A Song, A Lu, the official officer said you are male and female thieves!"

I felt slightly ashamed. If I didn’t leave, the official would think that Wang Can and we were in the same group.

Song Buyu and I flashed and turned into a ray of silver light. Not only did we not take away a single cloud, we also left behind a table of melon seed peels...

"Ah, it is indeed a demon!" the official said in shock.

How big are you, Yao? Have you ever seen such a dashing Yao?

Wang Can's voice of amazement was also heard: "Wow, what an amazing kung fu, I never mentioned it was recorded in the martial arts book!"

Song Buyu and I flew up to the sky and saw a man sneaking around near Wang Can's house, walking close to the wall - it turned out to be Wang Boyi.

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