After being demoted to the earth, open the animal copy

Chapter 2 A flower at the beginning
  "Feng'er, in my heart, you were born like a fish and a goose, and you will be ashamed of the moon!" A man's cheeks were flushed, his voice was trembling slightly, and he looked a little excited.

With this choice of words, the young master really has some literary talent. Just as I was thinking about it, I saw him hiding a book behind his back, turned around, took another look, cleared his throat, and continued:

"You are the white moonlight in my heart, let me protect you for the rest of my life!"

It turns out that everything written in the storybook is true. There is love and infatuation in the world... Men in this world are unrestrained and passionate. This exaggerated praise, this young love vow!

Although I am a fairy, I am also a person of temperament, so my eyes turned slightly red - I sighed because my husband is so affectionate, but he is not my type...

What I don't like about it specifically is this outfit, especially the color of the clothes - shit yellow, I don't like it very much.

I also learned about rejecting others in a story book, but it is very practical!
  "I'm sorry, I already have someone I like." I said it like a classic.

It is said that when human scholars are rejected, they will inevitably lose their souls, and in extreme cases, some will commit suicide...

But I couldn't be this sinner, so I planned to comfort him and said, "Mr. Sir, there are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world, so why should you fall in love with a flower unrequitedly."

"Great! I will love and cherish you!"

What? I was scratching my head - a pink skirt appeared in front of me.

It turned out that he was not talking to me. I was a little embarrassed and looked at the sky pretending to be casual.

The girl in the pink shirt obviously agreed to the boy's confession, and there was joy and laughter. From then on, there was a couple in the world, and there was also an embarrassing person - me.

The two of you were having fun with each other, and it was natural that they were very affectionate. I had read about this situation in the story book, but when the scene appeared in front of my eyes, I still blushed.

Ahem, please go elsewhere. Didn't you see anyone else here?

As if they heard my thoughts, they looked at each other and smiled, running hand in hand, and jumped over my head - why was I so short?

The two fell into this river of love, and you chased me and almost stepped on me.

"Young man, be careful!"

At that moment, the man discovered me and locked his eyes on me...

Come to think of it, I was cast into the human world, and I was born beautiful. It was not uncommon for people to notice me... I was addicted to the fantasy that I was born with beauty and it was hard to give up, but a pair of big hands stretched out towards my cheek...

Take a look at this young man, what does it mean to take action!
  There was a pain in my foot, and my whole body was uprooted. This affectionate man held me in his hands, and the scene moved, and I felt dizzy.

I was startled. It turned out that the feeling mentioned in the storybook was this feeling of being held in someone's hand, but nothing more than that!

The affectionate man put me on top of the girl in pink shirt, and the mud under my feet was pouring from their heads. Those who fell in love only thought it was a romantic black snow.

The affectionate man racked his brains and then said slowly: "This big red flower is vulgar but not gorgeous. It's not a good match for you, but it's better than nothing."

What big red flower? !
  It turns out that I am not counted as a person? !

My vision went dark and I almost fainted.

The young couple were still giggling, but I just thought they were making a noise.

"Feng'er, Hua'er is also fascinated by you!"

What a dump!

Don't pinch my stem tightly, I've obviously been knocked down by you!

"There's an evildoer!" A clear voice sounded, and I felt a violent shake under my feet, and I woke up instantly.

Demon?
  Where did the monster come from?
  I have no legs, so I can't run away...

The woman under me was kicked out by a sweeping leg and fainted on the ground.

"What are you doing?!" The affectionate man stood up for me.

"She has soul impurities in her body, and it's possible that she was targeted by something unclean." The flying-legged man explained.

Bah bah bah! You are the impurity!
  At the same time, the flying-legged man looked over at me and blinked smartly.

I averted my eyes in panic - could he hear what I said?
  "I...why should I believe you?" Although he said this, the affectionate man's body leaned back. The flying-legged man showed his talisman, and the affectionate man was so frightened that he took three steps back and quickly hid behind the flying-legged man: "Taoist Master, save me! No, no, save her!"

I took a closer look - "Permit to catch monsters - Su Yunqing".

The flying-legged man thought seriously. Finally, he sighed and murmured: "For now, this is the only thing!"

He simply used eighteen kinds of martial arts, such as the comet sweeping the moon leg, the carp leaping over the dragon gate, or the golden rooster standing alone... There are also some strange qigong that I can't name.

It can be seen that he finally rushed over and successfully removed me from the woman's head.

Now I am beginning to doubt their founder, Taishang Laojun, does he really have no intention of seeking power and usurping the throne? What do you plan to do by learning these martial arts?
  Suddenly I felt light all over my body, and I felt like my soul was about to come out.

My soul separated from the flower body and slowly rose into the sky.

Forget it, let me go to the King of Hell’s Palace quickly to find out!
  So just right! Otherwise, I don’t know how long it will take to get out of the flower body.

Suddenly, a powerful "snap" knocked me back to my body and sealed me tightly inside.

What kind of magic did this dead Taoist priest use? !

Let me go!

I want to be a human being but I am not a human being. This stinky Taoist priest named Su Yunqing is a human being but not a human being!
  "It's so dangerous," Su Yunqing held me up. "If it weren't for me, this flower would have died."

"Xiaohua, you have met a soft-hearted god." Su Yunqing said narcissistically.

If it weren't for the fact that I was just a flower, I would have violently vomited.

It doesn't matter, as long as my body withers, my soul can still do it...

Su Yunqing took out a flowerpot from nowhere and protected me...

I was about to cry, so I had to accept it for the time being...

fine! I can afford to wait!
  “It is everyone’s responsibility to care for flowers and plants!”

"The little flower is alive too, how can you just pluck it off!"

"I'll fine you a hundred cents. Don't do this next time!"

This Taoist priest in a coarse blue robe, with his hands on his hips, was educating the affectionate man.

"Master, I was wrong. Didn't you just collect the fee for catching monsters?" The affectionate man hugged the girl in pink shirt, his face drooped, and he was very anxious.

"This is a fine, do you understand the other price?" Su Yunqing looked at the young faces in front of him and said sadly: "You are so young, you don't study hard, you fall in love among flowers!"

"When I was your age..." Su Yunqing recalled, suddenly feeling a little embarrassed.

"Master, I am in a hurry to take Alian to see the doctor. We have realized our mistake..." The affectionate man was anxious, so he took off the jade pendant from his body and gave it to Su Yunqing, and hurried away.

Su Yunqing looked at the extra jade pendant on her hand, which felt a little hot. She shouted at the affectionate man's back: "Hey, this is too expensive! I didn't mean to blackmail you!"

What A-Lian? Isn’t her name A-Feng?
  Su Yunqing heard my thoughts and said: "My ex-girlfriend, I called you the wrong one. This kind of thing is not uncommon!"

I retorted: I am just a child, do you understand pure love? Why are you so speculating about her? Maybe her name is Fenglian! "

Maybe it was because my soul had returned to its original position just now, and I felt dizzy. I fell asleep, and my memory came in in the form of a dream...

I did remember some details of my reincarnation: Po Meng promised to give me diluted Po Meng soup, without adding a medicinal ingredient, so that I would not forget who I was, but many specific memories were a bit vague...

I just remember that at that time, I said a lot to Po Meng: I want to come to the mortal world to have a vigorous love, and I want to be held in the palm of someone's hand...

It seems like... it's come true? Nonsence! This is not what I want!

I have always been optimistic and always think of the best in everything:
  The life cycle of flowers will not be too long, and it will be greatly shortened when I am separated from my hometown... In other words, it won't be long before the calamity is over - and I can return to heaven, and return to my second generation of immortals. Enjoyable life!
  With this in mind, I decided to take a nap before talking.

(End of this chapter)