The reborn me is the shit stirrer of the apocalypse

The silent air is filled with a dull atmosphere, and the apocalyptic ruins and abandoned buildings are desolate and lonely in the hazy morning light.

The remaining trees looked dry and depressed, as if the last color of the world was gradually fading.

The grayness of the morning makes the whole scene seem heavy, like a sad prelude, heralding the beginning of the day

"Husband, have you packed up?"

Su Mo held the fried dough sticks in one hand and a spoon in the other, scooping up the hot seafood porridge in the bowl and putting it into his mouth.

"Okay, okay, we can leave now."

Gu Jinzhou was knocked unconscious yesterday. When he woke up this morning, his head seemed to be still immersed in a hazy fog.

He rubbed his temples hard, but his mind was still drowsy and his thinking seemed slow.

Su Mo knew how to feel sorry for her husband. Today she did not let him carry the kayak. Instead, she gave this glorious and great task to Ji Shugao, the culprit who caused this embarrassing situation.

"Mom, you and Coke stay at home, cook me more delicious food, and wait for my triumphant return."

Su Mo's fighting spirit was high and he was bound to find the lost place.

The kayak was quietly traveling on the apocalyptic river. They had just passed through a wasteland, but they encountered a dangerous situation around the corner.

Suddenly, an old ship was seen, filled with ferocious gangsters, waving broken weapons, and the ship was covered with bloody signs.

The leader of the gangsters laughed loudly, the stern of the boat made a creaking sound, and he quickly came closer.

Their faces are ferocious, and they exude an atmosphere of depravity. The harsh apocalyptic environment gradually reveals the brutal nature of this group of people.

"Stop!"

The leading gangster shouted loudly, holding a sharp piece of scrap metal. Their boat quickly approached, forcing Ji Shugao's kayak to stop.

Ji Shugao's heart sank, he knew that this was not a friendly encounter.

He looked at Su Mo who was busy eating melon seeds at the stern of the boat and tried to ask for her help, but it was obvious that she was just like a melon-eater, so she just raised her fist and gave him a "come on" look.

The gangsters had bloodthirsty smiles on their faces, revealing their desire for plunder.

Ji Shugao tried to stay calm. Faced with the roar of the gangster leader, he raised his hands to express his willingness to cooperate.

"We have nothing worth grabbing. We are all poor people. Can you let us go?"

His tone was calm and he tried not to anger the other person, but obviously this move made the other gangster even more arrogant.

Gu Jinzhou couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to step forward to stop him, but Su Mo held his hand and gently shook his head, indicating that he would wait and see what would happen.

"Old man, you can leave if you want. Just leave the boat and the girl behind, then kneel down and beg us. Maybe we can spare your life."

Ji Shugao also tried to use words to enlighten these young guys, just like a Tang monk reciting sutras, which made people's brains twitch.

Su Mo was even more impatient than the little gangster. She couldn't stand it anymore. She threw the melon seeds in her hand into the "backpack", patted the melon seed crumbs on her clothes, and stepped forward.

"I heard that you have a crush on me?"

She jumped onto the gangster's boat with a slight leap.

"Beautiful girl, are you so proactive? If you make these brothers happy, we will be merciful and let them go."

"Oh, how do you want to have fun?"

Su Mo smiled contemptuously and kicked the little gangster boss hard on the penis.

He instantly bent over, covering his sensitive parts in pain, and curled up on the ground, unable to fight back.

"Brothers, come on and kill them."

When the other gangsters saw this, they were furious and waved their weapons, preparing to launch violent revenge on Su Mo. “I’m still watching a show, why don’t I come over to help.”

Although the little gangsters don't have much strength, they can't stand up to a large number of people and are powerful, but they can't afford to waste bullets on them.

Gu Jinzhou found the right moment and made the opponent roll to the ground with a precise kick. Then, he quickly turned around and knocked down the other gangster with a clever palm strike.

With his bare hands, he quickly dodged against the opponent's attack and cleverly used his body's flexibility.

At the same time, Ji Shugao held the paddle and assumed a jerky defensive posture.

Although he had no martial arts skills, he swung the oar hard and tried to fight off the gangsters. Every swing seemed a little clumsy, but brave enough.

"My hero, please spare my life, my hero, please spare your life."

If you can't beat them, join them; if you can't join them, surrender them. This is a generally accepted rule of survival.

"I can spare my life, but I have to keep my things."

Su Mo stepped on the gangster boss's back and stood bravely on the bow of the ship.

"Spare us, we haven't opened yet today, this is the first..."

"Who wants your food? If you were still enjoying yourself just now, then I will let you all enjoy yourself."

Su Mo signaled Gu Jinzhou and Ji Shugao to control the gangsters, and then went up and kicked their little dicks violently.

"How's it going? If you're happy or not, call me daddy."

Rather than ending their lives with a knife, destroying their little dicks is a more serious punishment.

"Ding, congratulations to my dear master for getting a new title - Little Er Terminator. As a reward, you will be rewarded with a pair of titanium alloy legs that are invulnerable. A kick will break your muscles and bones and make you miserable. Do you want to replace it?"

"Ah, little fat boy, are you going to saw off my legs and replace them with titanium alloy dog ​​eyes? No, titanium alloy legs?"

"No, this leg can be replaced automatically. It looks like a normal leg to the naked eye, but its hardness and strength are hundreds of times higher than normal."

"Change, change, change now."

"Okay, dear master, I have replaced you. I wish you a pleasant journey. Goodbye!"

Su Mo touched his leg, but there was no change except that it felt even colder.

When the other two were not paying attention, she quietly took out a "Zhang Xiaoli" kitchen knife imported from Germany that she spent a huge amount of money to buy from the space, and lightly slashed her leg.

Seeing that her legs were unresponsive and could not even feel any pain, Su Mo became bolder. She mustered up the courage to hit her legs hard with a kitchen knife.

I only heard a dull "click" sound when the kitchen knife broke and fell to the ground. Along with the faint sound of metal impact and the echo of the blade hitting the ground, the two thousand yuan was wasted.

This unexpected break instantly attracted Gu Jinzhou and Ji Shugao who were rowing.

"Hey, I wanted to take a picture of you to celebrate, but I didn't expect that the kitchen knife broke."

Su Mo looked embarrassed, picked up the kitchen knife broken in half from the ground, and threw it into the river.

"Come on, come on, you are tired after rowing for so long. I will row while you rest."

Now she was in a good mood. She grabbed the oars from the two grown men, sang a song to herself, and slowly sailed towards the granary.

Maybe she didn't pay attention to the road. She paddled for five minutes and reached the foot of the mountain.

It was like visiting relatives during the New Year. She was almost there and she was rushing to carry things.

Su Mo felt a little embarrassed. She wanted to explain, but she couldn't. In the end, she silently carried the kayak and followed behind without saying a word.